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I swear, if I have to hear the phrase "Do more with less" one more time my head will literally explode like that scene in Scanners.

We've come full circle. Target is now selling DARE shirts. So we've got an anti-drug shirt that druggies wear ironically being sold by an amoral corporate behemoth to a new generation of druggies who probably work at places like Target and have to pass a drug test to do so.

Always love the welcoming, community-oriented atmosphere at American restaurants.

Suggestion box for God on how to improve this whole Existence thing: create a special Hell for people with loud motorcycles where they forever want to sleep but can't because there's a goddamn motorcycle eternally rumbling in the street next to their bedroom window.

Shit like this is why I think Lancaster, PA is just like the coolest lil city. I been all over this country and I'm kind of baffled at how little the locals seem to think it's anything special. It's like a pretty girl that doesn't know she's pretty and that makes her even prettier.

Last night I realized the reason I've been so hungry lately is I haven't been eating enough whole pepperoni pizzas in one sitting.

The world has grown magical. I fear I'm going insane, but I kinda like it. And by kinda, I mean a lot.

If you're ever in Lanc, PA, please visit Lemon Street Market. I'm not getting anything for saying this. I just know a damn good biz when I see it, and that is a damn good biz. Basically a textbook example of what capitalism could and should be. Carefully thought through products with good itentions.

Polymarket now offering free parlays on when it will get regulated out of existence.

Pretty sure my washer has been stuck on 1 min for between 5 and 10 minutes. Or maybe I'm just paranoid and/or stoned.

You don't owe anyone your attention. If they can't make time for you, then just go do something else until they feel the need to make time. It's a nice thing to give people your attention freely, however, because you want to. As a gesture of love or whatever.

Hear me out brah. What if languish is just an early prototype of telepathy? Like you're basically using it to direct the thought of another subjective experience into understanding your own subjective experience, right? I think that's how it works anyways. My brain is breaking in a good way lately.

Don't you just love tricky dicky pricing at CVS?

We should bring back sit in a chair doing nothing as long as possible contests like flagpole sitting. Maybe get polymarkets in on the action.

What if we had a political/ government/society/economic system where a little bad shit was cool, but not a lot of bad shit? And what if being mindful of your bad shit was considered a good idea?

People who don't read books have no interest in the world outside their own head.

Travel helps you see things for what they are more easily. Doesn't have to be to a different country. Could just be a different neighborhood with a different vibe. Be there for awhile. See it. Interact with the locals.

I dunno, define voices in your head.

Go feral. Stay trashy.

Support your local lunatics.

The world is a mirror, so you better watch out.

What is stopping you from being the feral lunatic you've always wanted to be?

Stop looking in terms of numbers. Look in terms of intention. Intent is written into every product we buy. Be something good, actually be good for the sake of good, make a good to be good and the product will make itself. Make a product to serve money and the illusion of a product will arise.

I'm sorry but I have to say it. People with tattoos are usually way more interesting than people without them. I know it's racist or whatever. But we all know it's true. Even if they're an asshole they're usually an interesting one.

Why am I not just being the person I want to be? It's such a simple question. Yet so many refuse to answer it. They go on being what they think they have to be.

Warning: If you enjoy books, please do not go to the current husk of an MBA who doesn't read that Barnes and Noble has become. So buy some shit and get out vibe. No comfy chairs. Walgreens carpeting. No hang zones. Manipulative, hollow displays with pure greed intentions. I used to love that store.

Ffs read your Tao Te Ching people

Everything I needed to know in life I learned in RPGs.

I'm not 1 to promo goodsnservices, but when genuinely impressed I'll say it. I was museumin at a tronics store dat shall not be named with 1 o my sisters from anotha misters n they hada display for snapdragon cpuz. Laptop had 40 hr bat life. Thas 400 in human yrs, 2800 in dog n god only knows in cat

Just hear me out brah: What if... extraterrestrials have in fact visited earth and been here for a long fucking time and they're hiding in plain sight as a thing we call kingdom fungi but we're too human brained to see it?

The cool thing about the random graffiti in the 2,000 year old baths at Pompeii is it shows you never know when you're gonna make history.

Anyone notice that are Rx bottles are now too easy to open again? Never thought I'd say this, but I prefer the pain in the ass kid proof bottles. Having too many randomly open in my bags.

Love the notion that divorce rates are rising is a bad thing. Like civilization is falling apart because relationships are getting destroyed because nobody is happy anymore. Dude, of course divorce rates are rising. We used to make it so much harder to get a fucking divorce. People weren't happier.

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Holy fucking shit therapy actually works

Survivors wanted. Doesn't matter what you survived. I'd like to hear about it, if you want to share. Life threatening preferred, but I'm open to anything. Slip into my DMs. That's what they say 4 chat, right? I'll try to answer promptly, but I gotta lot going on in the non-digital world right now.

The gym is a good place to spread mental health awareness. Lot of people who need the help and will actually listen to what you're saying. Also a good place to practice functional fitness and good health.

It's a great gift to see people. It's an even greater gift to let them know they've been seen.

Unpopular opinion: sometimes self-medicating is a good idea. Most of the time it's not. It should have the bad rep it has. But doctors often haven't used the medications they prescribe themselves and there are certain subtleties about how they work you can only understand through direct experience.

Crazy fact of the day: there are multiple people on Earth, who exist in actual real life, who think the Cybertruck was a good idea.

when pizza's on a bagel

The point of psychedelic drugs is to take so many psychedelic drugs that there comes a point that you can see ordinary life itself is psychedelic without drugs.

I'm so sick of women who just like me for my personality. I want someone who sees what's on the outside, the superficial me. I want to be used for my for body and discarded.

How long do you think it's going to take before American stores start having 9/11 sales? I'm guessing around when everyone who remembers it firsthand is mostly dead. Then it'll be NEVER FORGET TO SAVE!!!

Pay the artist's price Take the ride If you don't die You'll know what it is To truly live

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Pitch for a new tax system. No taxes on any income or capital gains above $1 million, but murdering you is both 100% legal and the murderer inherits all your assets.