Blake the Non-Binary Robot

GFYS

The death of BioWare by Saudi-owned EA feels like a childhood hero being executed by a foreign government…

Will there be a point that the games industry stops collapsing and bounces back, or are video games made by humans just… going away?

I miss making games in Flash…

I love when a song tells you what the song goes like. How else would I know? Bonus points for explaining why you made the song/designed the rhymes.

Who tf is Shane Gillis?

Wild that the biggest government surveillance tech company is called Palantir, named after the crystal balls that Sauron used to spy on Middle Earth in LotR… They know they’re building villain tech for villains…

You know when you have an important thing later, so you spend the whole day doing nothing but thinking about the thing later? That’s how I currently feel about the midterm elections…

So wait, you’re telling me people are complaining that you can’t die… in the Wolverine game?

But like… why Nathan Fielder?

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Shouldn’t “sub-par” mean “good”?

So does this just happen every 10 years now? A bunch of beloved celebrities die right before a big political upheaval?

You tellin me this #ResidentEvil movie takes place in a residence!?

I just want to hear Robert Pattinson say “Hungry hungry, give me a slice!”

Saw the new Spider-Man movie. It really makes you FEEL like Spider-Man!

Damn, SanPell, why you comin’ for me like this on my sparkling water!?

What's this guy's story? #unreal

Partner: You have so many meetings, when do you actually do work? Me: …During meetings. #remotegamedev

I’m so excited for the World Cup Final (to be over) (so I stop seeing vague posts about “this game” that I don’t understand)

Y’all got any more of those… senators who gleefully blocked the functioning of our democracy to the point of its collapse… dying?

“You’ll never be bored again… E V E R !” Little did we know that was a threat…

You know, when they said “Democrats want to force everyone to be transgender” I didn’t think that was also a Republican projection…

Lindsey just HAD to make it about himself…

I’ve literally said it should be illegal to require you to call a person to cancel a subscription. I never thought I’d see a politician actually do something about it!

I think I have ADD but not ADHD. My attention deficit is Standard Definition.

Is there a way I can set up an alert on my phone for when it happens?

BREAKING: New photo of Mitch McConnell released from hospital, looking as healthy as ever!

Me when news:

One of the requirements for being a Republican is loudly, vitriolically opposing the type of people that you, yourself, are.

Unironically

The whole reason we have “women’s sports” is because men can’t handle losing to women, so why do they want to force trans women to play in men’s sports? They’re just going to embarrass the men when they win. Same with forcing trans men to play in women’s sports… it makes no sense!

Not even 10s of people… there are 1s of people…

You’ve stoned your last temple pilot.

Turning the Reflecting Pool into a literal swamp is a bit on the nose even for this timeline…

My body is a MACHINE that turns CANS OF RED BULL into STILL SLEEPY AND WANNA NAP

A person can be sweet, and a person can be unsavory, but can a person be… savory? What is a savory character?

Though they call me Cardi B, I spice this shit with Cardamom!

Genuine question: In the movie do we finally get to see the… Front…rooms? I’ve always wondered what the #Backrooms are in the back of.

Mando should have a big fucked up beard under his helmet!! Why the hell would someone who’s never supposed to show their face be maintaining a trimmed up lil mustache under there!? I will die on this hill!

The message should be perfectly clear: Acts of mass political violence and insurrection are to be handsomely rewarded by the next administration. Do with that information what you will. #slushfund

"Sibilance" and "Plosives" are such good words because they contain the sounds that they're describing.