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Like twinkies..

Safe for unlimited space travel! Good find!

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Y mm? Because delicious

That stands for yes yes yes yes, maybe maybe.

Ra: man! "I'm mortal new dulls" Congratulations on your self discovery of eminent "the". Revelation must precede genesis. BTW... you have our lunch in your possession and being that the bunsen burner atop my head is lit and poor hungry Uraeus has started eating its tail now might be a good time. 🧐🕯

Unlike the Epstein files expiration : best before re-election.

😨 There is a BBD? Which century?

Do they make you immortal…stay tuned to find out💀

call lionfield

So your name is [insert name here]?

@gothtatertot.bsky.social

Somebody kicked a turtle thing against a staircase over and over to get those noodles.

They probably are. I was getting my car ready for sale and found some glace cherries and a tub of margarine which had fallen into the spare tyre bay from a couple of years ago and they seemed quite edible. My theory is that they have had all the nutrients removed and sterilised and may never go off

snitch tagging @cpsc.gov

Immortal Noodles is going to be my next cooking show

when they run out of numbers to display the year they'll go to the letters next

they all are, are they not? xD

There's only 4 'Y's it expires in the year 10,000

Immortal? Does that mean they never go bad?

yyyy mm? Sound like they're saying your mom doesn't it, I'd be offended

Immortan Noms

can't wait to eat these on DD

But what if they really are pasta their date?

Congratulations on eating the legendary undead noodles

These expired in 999 ad

It appears someone was late for their shift.

“…and you’ll be hearing a couple more tracks from the Immortal Noodles later in the programme.”

Cheat code activated?! 👀

The co packers forgot to edit the laser sad days happens more often then you think

Costco?

@scpwiki.com

A sign of the apocalypse for sure

Maybe they are predicting the end of the world rather than their own immortality.

Noodles will last forever if you keep them dry & clean.

When do these noodles expire? Yes

They look YYYY.MMy.

It was foretold in the ancient texts.

All hail the noodles of the gods

In the end there can be only one

YYYY.MM? YMV

...... NOODLE GOD-(I had to)

M is 1000 in Roman numerals, but I don’t know what Y is.

Sean Connery on horseback is about to show up.

“You just don’t understand it" ~ MAGA Members

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No noodle is immortal - they all expire as soon as the weevils show up!

good.

I'm looking at that font and wondering if Ikea sells pasta...

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Behold! The Ur Noodles have been found, the template and progenitor of all other noodles from beyond the veil of history! Can I get a (r)amen!?

Life goal: to be the shelf life of noodles

Aren't all dry noodles immortal? If not, please don't tell my cupboard.

No you idiot it lasts until YYYY/MM are you blind

the format is ISO 8601 compliant so I'll eat them anyway

There can be only one.

There can be only one… package of Immortal Noodles.

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Y10K!

Imagine the pasta-bilities

Man that's dumb. Have an upvote.

I’m the same crazy as you, cause I thought the same thing lmao

eat them. fulfill the prophecy.

They either never expire, or they expire EVERY month.

That will almost outlive a package of Twinkies.

Just add water

At least they're using a reasonable date format.

Aka, Straws

Yes!!!!

Shelf life, infinity

They should go into a 2025 time capsule, along with a Twinkie... (ask your mom or grandma about the Twinkie)

You had....The Noodle Dream?!?!!

They were best before packaging...

The Italians know what they're doing!

And now they're on the internet... See, never put your noods on the net, they'll never disappear. 😂