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Limited edition stunned barbie #wnba

The Sega Genesis: The Best Sounding Console When Done Right

The world economy is run by the sort of people that will start a three year long tumblr thread where people slowly realize that a celebrated fanfic author never learned how to use a toilet seat, and is in fact not housebroken and pees in the kitchen sink.

VOMIT.ANS, 1990-12-10 from America's Premier Shareware & Public Domain Software (CD-ROM)

yo what the fuck daffy duck died??

Lapsed fujos I need you to lock in right tf now

I'm in for the tshirt tier of the kickstarter

I'm shocked that the new owners that took over in 2014 and have been replacing all the signage and billboards with chatgpt output are not treating employees well.

@magic.wizards.com get ethan peck and anson mount in the @loadingreadyrun.com pre prerelease or a friday night paper fight please.

There's plot armor and then there's Draymond Green with 1 technical foul

How does this exist

Landlords have discontinued their product, the apartment. h/t @noethematt.bsky.social

I hope for a 2029 where the logical game theory thing for a dozen very specific, very rich people to do in order to avoid convictions is to disappear as completely as those crypto exchange guys who had to hide from the literal no shit italian la cosa nostra.

FUCKING GOD DAMN IT

I think every phpbb or vbulletin site that does not bring in at least 100k a year to mitigate tech debt is just toast forever. Gone. Kaput. The sea level on the internet has risen and you can't reinforce a house built on the beach in 1954 to survive being in the ocean on stilts in 2026.

Where’s that ramsus quote about not caring about memory leaks because he just restarts apache every 10 requests

Sell dragon age IP to critical role thank you in advance

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Not now kitten daddy has to monitor the security situation along the Suwalki Gap

Coach Nakase is my spirit animal for real for real

the hilarity of "we used a private key of 4" is starting to really sink in now and i am besides myself with laughter

If you need to find a bot farm pushing transphobia, you can find the entire network in the wnba feed right now, complete with blogspot domains registered yesterday and copy pasting fox news

Like lowkey the emudhra fuckup is huge for retrocomputing and iot hacking because you can sign certificates trusted out of the box by things like the intel mac internet recovery, windows from xp to last week, game consoles from the psp to the 3ds...

Did the infinity blade novellas by brandon sanderson ever come back into print or are they still exiled to hell like everything else remotely connected to the epic/apple partnership?

How have I never heard of this game!! youtu.be/71c8lhy4x-o

Sometimes you see an amazing exchange in the comments of a video about costco rotisserie chicken and want to show it to everyone, like a shiny rock you found next to a street drain

"NORAD 35mm presentation slides," slide 22 of 41 [gallery]

who at the valkyries made the decision to book "I asked dave chappell for advice on my cancellation" larussell for ballhalla

SNL banned Elvis Costello for 12 years for singing a song about corporate media consolidation, so

This is a very good read and not just because it’s complimentary of me… This guy is absolutely right and I subconsciously have thought all these things but never put a waking finger on it.

My favorite part of watching the ai coding channel on work slack is when the ai keeps moving the breakage around because there's no one who understands the code enough to say "all of these bugs are because the ai put the date time code in some weird place and the other modules are working around it"

I could have lived without knowing it's the 30th anniversary of Republica's debut album

It died being transferred. A 52 year old tape. But it all got through. Critical comedic history. Sometimes, we win. archive.org/details/Fria...

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I’m tempted to post this proposal on a law-professor mailing list and ask whether it would be constitutional, like Cadmus casting a stone among the Spartoi.

Had the insane idea while dreaming of a social media site where only 1,000 randomly selected users get to post per 24 hour period

If I die and you put boomer facebook AI art like this as my obituary photo I'm justified in haunting you for at least 30 years if not 40.

@taito.co.jp @bubblun.bsky.social

The aces were doomed as soon as 2/3 of the arena turned up in ballhalla shirts. Ballhalla is portable.

youtu.be/VQ27rpR9WrQ?... You’re both ready and not ready for the accent on the last guy

I need scissors! 61!