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This sounds like resident evil 😂

you know. just in case

The city allegedly has a population of 100k which is insane that they would need a team of a dozen trained supercops with two helicopters in addition to the standard force.

That part is accurate

it's even funnier that they went through a development process to get there that involved giant spiders and sentient plants that were ALSO apparently genuinely marketed themselves?? what sort of meetings had to happen where everyone passed the coke baggie around and said "BIG bugs. big ones. sell."

Based, honestly.

Almost humane compared to what billionaires apparently get up to. I mean Nemesis just wants to KILL you with his tentacles.

like they wouldn't unleash nemesis on minnesota

Nemesis Lost the hat in transit.

everyone who is replying "that's a different guy" to you is boring. yes it's a different guy. who cares.

and cool gloves

babby weppin

hydrogen baby

He was never prepared to the ink-powered time traveling betrayal from Jill!

That's why you run a test! If it doesn't go as planned the test did what it's supposed to do

He was literally born yesterday!

Who would win, the fruit of billions of dollars of R&D by the world's most evil corporation into unkillable biowngineered superweapons, or one crazy lady in a tube top?

he's gonna gitcha

That’s not that outrageous, that’s most American cities honestly.

She ate her Wesker-O's and was able to lift up a ridiculously heavy rail gun and shoot him multiple times in the face until there was nothing left. Umbrella was wrong to assume that no one in STARs would find one of the 3 Umbrella facilities hidden under Raccoon City, and she got lucky on which 1.

"Six billion dollars of steroids used by STARS" statistic inaccurate. Most STARS don't do steroids, Chris Redfield was an outlier adn shouldn't have been counted

“I have only 7 minutes, thats right, 7 minutes to eat my Wesker Mush™️”

it was a test and the weapon failed it cause that particular division was entirely composed by insane people... insane people hand-picked by one of the guys that help design the weapon

And it loses

STARSSSSSSSSSSSS

Honestly he's real for that.

well, it did kill a lot of STARS before getting stuck on Jill, so per dollar it has probably killed more valid military targets than most contemporary American weapons

is it better or worse that side stuff is like "actually there were like 7 of them and they were all specifically chasing after similar sized groups of people"

remembering this post

"That rail gun weighs a couple HUNDRED POUNDS and the force of the recoil alone would have broken every bone in her body this is bullshit!"

A minor plot point in RE9 is that we now know the market price for some of the bioweapons and man, he's good at what he does but I can think of easier ways to bop off someone than buying a Nemesis to deal with them y'know?

They tried using their bio-weapons as military grade weapons but they kept getting clowned on by tanks and combined arms warfare so they decided bullying a group of SWAT officers was the best they could do.

I love how half of these responses are some variation on "ok, but have you met police departments/rich people?"

This works up until the corporation part too, sorta

Walking 2 mph.

The only kill it scored were guys who already got bitten by a zombie so the track record is scuffed when it came to its purpose.

You have Phillip Morris *really* mispick CEO and you get Umbrella.

"yeah make sure the teeth are nice and exposed. Don't worry about the lungs, we can just wrap a tube around his shoulder, should be fine"

somehow it isn't immune to small arms fire or light anti-tank munitions making it probably the ultimate boondoggle.

shouldn't have given birkin a speeding ticket that one time

really makes you appreciate the megalomania behind House of the Dead final bosses

genuine question do r/g/b actually have any themes about humans and pokemon being in harmony? other than the one moment oak tells your rival that he lost because he doesn't love pokemon

There's that build up about how Mewtwo destroyed the lab he was created in a rampage, and one of the chief scientists responsible for it regretted it so much that he dedicated the rest of his life to running an orphanage. But then Mewtwo himself just succumbs to your Pokeball like the rest of them.

it's like when OCP sent RoboCop 2 to kill the mayor and a bunch of drug dealers; they could have just hired some goons but the robot with a minigun was brand new and ready to go!

Wesker insisting that he have a bespoke leather outfit and throwing a tantrum until he gets what he wants

nemesis living in hiding with a lavender marriage like the T800 in that last Terminator movie

Price *was* negotiable so maybe they'd make you one but they won't help with tech support after.

Nemeses. It's like "axis", you pluralize it by turning the "i" into a long "e".

Freelance paparazzi, no one is better at chasing stars after all.

i would love a game where you play as nemesis...kinda bioshock 2 style

Wesker led them there. When I tell people the modern remakes are dogshit and tell the story worse, nobody believes me, but then these types of misconceptions pop up and now I'm so angry that I'm numb.

*nemesis voice* FARGO PD

hi i just woke up and dont know anything about nemesis so when i read this i thought you were talking about the cave story weapon

(Complimentary)

Strangely flattering.

Not only that, deployed DURING a zombie apocalypse! Like Christ, the dead are consuming the living and your priority is making sure that *checks notes* …some cops don’t get out alive to testify in court against you?

I was confused for a moment, because I thought you were talking about Nemesis the Warlock...

AND IT LOSES!