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WHITE PEOPLE ARE FUNNY!!! “Boy kibble” lol it’s fucking ground beef and rice. Make a burrito and shut the fuck up Aaron.

Slow news day?

I wager this is an AI slop article.

New recession indicator just dropped!!

i prefer my food to taste good

Sounds like university

Wow, my mom was ahead of the curve. This was the dinner she'd make right before payday back in the 80s.

Ground beef and rice? In this economy? But seriously, dudes, have some self-respect, learn to cook. You can make far better and still have it meet your... I dunno, "dietary needs"?

I mean...

Even Sir Mixalot rapped about it

This is what we feed the dogs when they have diarrhea.

oh yeah cool this is what we give the dog when she has out of control diarrhea

I love lying on the internet

before i went mostly vegetarian a pound of ground beef with some ketchup was a standard lunch/dinner for me.

I was doing this after college and nobody wrote an article about me doing that! WTH media?!

They're all gonna get botulism leaving that rice/protein combo out on the counter or on the stovetop ("It has a lid!") all week

not a single one of these men can remember the last time he spoke with his mom.

rice and lean ground beef has been a gym staple since before i was born. gfy

Eat bachelor chow!

WTAF? It’s called affordable food you ignorant clout chaser. Quit trying to make fragile ‘alpha🤣🤣’ men happen.

I'm going to make a killing selling goetta to these guys

This sounds more like "prepping for the next recession"

Ah, so the food my dad used to make us in the 80's and 90's because we were poor is now a social media trend? Fuck this country.

If boys eat that then what do men eat?

That’s ground beef. Available at all supermarkets. Let me know if you need anything else

will someone tell these preening fucksticks that learning to whip up a quick linguine or thai green curry takes *far less time* and (unlike whatever the FUCK this is) actually will get you some sweet sweet poontang?

Sounds like they invented Bachelor Chow from Futurama

Excuse me, Futurama called it "Bachelor Chow"

this is what you feed a dog when they are sick

Low calorie?

this is just called "a bowl".

Just sounds like shitty bachelor food to me, though decent if you taco season the beef.

Add a couple of vegetables, and egg and some seasoning and you've got yourself some actually delicious Hong Kong style ground beef fried rice (best made in a hot and dirty wok). youtu.be/ElCivBd4W4M?...

This has been a thing for approximately the last two thousand years.

Lol come on

Apparently nothing new under the sun, men in their 20s have eaten like this forever

Dear white people: Spices aren't calories, calories are calories.

Calling a basic food staple across many cultures a hot new food trend when white boys eat it is as ignorant as Gwenyth Paltrow taking credit for yoga's popularity, which once upon a time you were capable of spotting.

damn I've just been called out for my meal of a burger patty and rice

Some dumb incel's mom leaves town for a couple of days and Fortune publishes an article about his culinary chops.

Cunt kibble.

Amazing. Wait till they find out about one tin of tuna one tin of sweetcorn and heat. Cat kibble.

So these 3 "influencers" you speak of are anti-spice or something?

you do not have to hand it men for eating the equivalent of dog food.

that's just hamburger helper, don't make it weird because you've never been poor

This is so fucking stupid and not at all worth reporting on.

conservatives really are dumb huh

Hamburger Helper exists

"An age old struggle meal means big business for fitness influencers"

the trans-furry agenda is getting out of hand. they're turning the fitbros into puppy boys.

Go, man! Go!

Stupid and wrong

Thailand’s most popular dish is basically boy kibble.

They are cooking. It may not be Julia Child but sometimes cooking is utilitarian.

Poor people have been graveling hamburger and a starch together for years, but let some influencer bros do it, and suddenly it's a hip trend.

Boy Kibble and Face Smashing. Where did society go so wrong?

Three people cooked some mince on tiktok and you lost your minds. Have you no dignity?

I see the gentrifying and rebranding of poor-people meals continues apace, huh.

Ground beef prices:

Yeah, that’s just lazy dirty rice.

Ground beef, every day, in this economy?

this is boy wet food. I still have to brush his teeth once a week

loco moco would make these kids heads explode

It's not boy kibble unless it comes out of large bags and looks like dog food.

One element I will acknowledge is new: I never needed my "rice + meat + fixins" bowls to affirm my masculinity by referring to it as "boy kibble" or "protein maxxxing" because I can just know I'm a man without talking about it all the damn time. That part is a Gen Z trend.

This is exactly what the vet had us feed Sasha when she got old

Also known by it's former name, Hamburger Helper with Rice. Jeez.

You act like the same people calling beef and rice 'kibble' don't look down on beans and rice exactly the same

Done. 3/4 of a gallon

If you don’t like beans… Lentils Split peas 🤣😂

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KXW... It's Bachelor Chow.

Must be a slow news day

New Yorks hottest club is "Boy Kibble". It has everything: a Bea Arthur themed laser light show, piñatas that look like Toyota Camrys with menstral cramps, and a colony of wild teacup pigs that each have a piece of a map tattooed on their belly that leads to the lost treasure of Sir Francis Drake.

Ground beef with rice is as old as the hills. Basically Picadillo without the peppers/veggies, tomato sauce, & seasoning (although I'm pretty sure Gen Z guys aren't seasoning anything anyway).

What the fuck, it's called Hamburger Helper.

And should give credit!

Futurama is now predicting the future 🤣 Bachelor chow has come!

😂

Look, I can't deny I've wished there was such a thing. But the whole point of kibble is that it's nutritionally complete, and beef with rice is not.

Straight men need a plausible excuse to be scrolling their phones for an hour instead of helping their wives with something. Well. Probably their mothers, realistically speaking.

Rice & beef has been a thing for years...the fuck are we doing here?

The important part, is to make sure these three weirdos don't know each other (just two would be enough). In this case, you could say "according to two reliable and independent sources.."

this is how it works. the writer has heard of three friends of friends of cousins who do this

*find 3 weirdos on the internet doing something people have been doing for centuries (millennia), but with less flavor

Rice and ground beef isn't "eating lean". It's also not the cheapest way to do what it's doing, nor the most effective for training. There's also the kibble part.

It's called Bachelor Chow, and Futurama created it over a quarter century ago as a damn joke!

No, they aren't.

Dolma Kibbeh Kabsa Jollof Zongzi Some of these dishes are a thousand years old. What an idiot article.

I literally meal prep this for my dog and her sensitive tummy

(Me too!)

Seven times a week? They’re calling it Diverticulitismaxxing

Lean beef and rice and/or potatoes has been a diet staple forever. Cmon, now.

I was at a Japanese place a week or so ago. Someone ordered a teriyaki chicken but said no vegetables. Unless you are legit allergic to the stuff (it was broccoli, cabbage and carrots), eat the damn vegetables. Drown it in yum yum sauce.

Boy kibble? I coined the term Bachelor Chow in the 90s and didn't get credit. That's what I get for not publishing.

Gross

wow ground beef and rice, what will those fitness influencers think of next? maybe spices

Men who can't cook for themselves figure out the most basic way to not starve news at 11

Boy kibble going mute in .5 seconds

Are they though? Or did you find a couple people doing something and pretended it's a trend?

The only thing unique about this is the lack of spices and flavor. At least put in some garlic, onions, and some sort of spice mix.

No it's not.

If you follow 'influencers' advice then you truly are beyond salvation. I eat what I like & know to be good for me. I don't need so dork on thickthock telling me otherwise. Also, Free Palestine.

Wait until @fortune.com finds out about Top Ramen and Hot Dogs; or the Gourmet Meal of 2 for 1 Hot Dogs at 7/11. Has anyone at @fortune.com ever met the real "Average American"? If I ever needed proof that Corporations are only speaking to the wealthy.....

seasonings are so woke, bruh.

it is hard to get Zatarain's dirty rice mix here and I miss it (jambalaya mix is easier to find).

exactly. bsky.app/profile/bfwr...

I think a lot of them think it NEEDS to be virtually flavorless? Salt and oil I get. Oil is obv very calorie dense. Too much salt is bad etc. But surely dried herbs won't hurt? Yet I think they kinda think they do? Morally. It's SUPPOSED to be sad and puritanical or it won't work.

Pork and ideally chicken livers rather Than beef but yeah.

Meat and rice? You mean food? They're just eating normal food.