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Good time to remember Google isn't the only map app. There's Magic Earth, OsmAnd, Organic Maps, Waze, TomTom etc There's also Proton Mail and Proton Drive, Brave browser and Brave search, and a million other ways to tell Google fuck you.

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This supercut is likely to make Trump VERY upset. The difference between Trump and Obama is on full display, and the contrast is absolutely devastating. Watch until the end...

The champion of the manosphere, folks. Very alpha, such much testosterone.

Is anyone dumb enough to believe this obvious🐂💩? If so I've got a golden age to sell you.

I don't know which campaign staffer needs to hear this, but if all I get for donating $25 to a candidate's campaign is added to 5000 text and email lists for out of state candidates, you'll never get another fucking dime from me.

Hard not to notice that Democrats who are doing the best are the ones who are leaving this whole civility-and-norms, we-go-high, we-need-a-strong-Republican-Party bullshit behind and are simply giving Republicans exactly what they all ought to get at all times, which is undisguised contempt.

Fair enough. It’s time to stop the bots!

Are we tired of playing "Imagine if Obama Said That" yet? Remember when Joe Biden ate an ice cream cone and the entire Republican party got outrage erections?

Well as long as he's looking at it very strongly...

We’re being fought to a draw by Iran, and we can’t protect our aircraft from them in, ahem, the United Kingdom, but at least the Defense Department is winning the war on — let me check my notes — beards and wokeness. Pete Hegseth is clearly the second coming of George Marshall.

Didn't the Supreme Court flick Joe Biden's balls recently for trying to forgive student loan debt on the grounds that Congress has the Power of the Purse™️ and it's unconstitutional for the President to unilaterally make financial appropriations?

EXCELLENT FUCKING POINT!💯🚂

Chubmarine so cute. Chubmarine have no cares.

"I'm going to send out government checks for $5,000 and then if you get sick you can directly pay the hospital $15,000. You're welcome."

Money can't buy class. There's a reason why Trump's voters are all hillbilly trash and new money grifter scum. Deplorable was an understatement, fuck these scumbags.

25th Amendment? We can’t even get network news to air it or even mention it. It’s a massive national media coverup to hide the fact the we have an addled president.

Anyone else noticing every single midterm ad targeting the "I'm not gonna wear a mask during a pandemic because you can't live your life in fear" crowd boils down to "DEMERKATS DANGEROUS CRIME IMMGANTS CRIME CITIES CRIME BROWN PEOPLE CRIME CRIME DANGER DANGER DANGER CRIME BE AFRAID VOTE MAGA!"

We can make more jobs and drop the price of electricity while solving the climate crisis, too.

This might be the first time I've ever heard a politician describe a trip to the grocery store and not sound like they're describing an exotic bird they've never actually seen but heard a friend of a friend describe one they saw once.

AI executives: Holy shit we've lost control and might literally destroy the human race, we need government oversight. Republicans: AI companies don't need government oversight they can police themselves, we're far more concerned with policing a half dozen trans athletes that might exist.

This from a man who has asked his son to monitor his on-line porn consumption.

Racist anti-Muslim Trump advisor Laura Loomer: “Maybe we need another 9/11.” 😕 Where is the multi-week media freakout? Why is Trump + every Republican not asked about it every day? What would they be doing if @hasandpiker said it? (H/T @qasimrashid.com )

So did we just stop trying to figure out who Epstein's co-conspiators were? Because I haven't seen any media coverage since Trump jumped ass-first into a war with Iran. I want to see some sex pests get publicly exposed and locked up forever.

Work life balance be like

When we talk about healthcare and infrastructure, Republicans say "don't be naive, we can't afford to pay for that. It's idealistic but too expensive." When we talk about tripling the ICE budget to $30 billion suddenly "how do we pay for it" is not an issue. It's about priorities.

Can someone please explain why there's a ton of media focus on the WNBA for someone with zero sports knowledge? Wrong answers only, if I wanted facts I'd just search it😆

You're broke anyway. Just delete it.

THE DUDE CAN'T FUCKING READ you sent him a sternly worded goddamn motherfucking LETTER?!

Hasan Piker: *Simply exists* Media Pundits to Every Democrat: DO YOU AGREE WITH EVERYTHING HASAN PIKER HAS EVER SAID AND DO YOU THINK HE'S PRETTIER THAN ME AND DO YOU WANT TO SUCK HIS ANUS HOLE?! Dems: Uhh.. Pundits: YOU WANT TONGUE HASAN PIKER BODY?! Dems: Uhh.. Pundits: Y R U A JIHADIST?!?!

if i were a dem politician asked about hasan piker i would simply say “i will answer your question about the twitch streamer no one has heard of but first i would like to point out the president was best friends with the worlds most notorious child rapist and yall stopped asking him about that”

Any time I see the Aramark logo I know I'm about to get massively over charged for barely edible food

Can I get an amen?

If you ever sat out an election because you feel like your vote doesn't matter, ask yourself why are MAGA Republicans trying so hard to stop you from voting if it doesn't matter?

The RNC admits that Donald J. Trump is a pedophile:

The best day is CaturDogDay….

Capitalism is a failed experiment. There is literally nowhere within a reasonable drive from my job that I can afford to rent. Fuck it, let's try communism because the capitalists have fucked the rest of us so hard communism couldn't possibly be worse. What's left to lose?

So... just having a normal day.

MS NOW's Chris Jansing reports from El-Sayed's Detroit headquarters on election night.

Donald Trump never met a sex pest he didn't like

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The most predictable progression in the world... Tip to reporters who don't want to look like absolute tools: don't report on what Musk *says* as if it means anything at all.

Hot diarrhea summer!

Im just so glad we didnt elect Kambambala Harrison because she wouldve started a war with Iranistan and made gas over $4 a gallon

chart for dinner

Oh he gets all the credit.