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Geez, I don't know why there were no witnesses to the 500 people urinating off the bridge. Guess they all were staring straight ahead, not making eye contact

If DMB is unavailable maybe we can get @therealfitz.com to dump a bucket of USB drives on them

hahaha!

A nice weekend for some kayaking, eh?

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Adolf would have been so proud of his protégé if he were alive. Of course that couldn’t happen as Adolf died by suicide. He committed suicide because his empire collapsed and he was exposed as a pathetic irrelevant weakling.

Context if you're wondering: His tour bus driver dumped all the bus poop off a bridge onto a passing open-top passenger boat. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dave_Ma...

They won't be allowed in the Chicago river, where the bridges are, fortunately.

Instant redemption if he does.

Artists Unite! Empty the shitters now!

dan floater imo

This makes zero sense. Are there a lot of immigrants coming into Illinois down Lake Michigan? Are there a lot of immigrants driving their boats and yachts out on Lake Michigan?

And Americans sit back and watch an authoritarian president send troops into our cities where they roam the streets terrorizing people.

Me rn

We jusssst got it clean. 😖But it’s the right call.

Speaking of stuffed cabbage . Why don’t we see white Eastern Europeans disappearing ?

Poopgate!

Are they in town? Lol.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

I dont know what you're implying... but im all ears.

I hope nobody looks into what the kid did in the Golden Vanity ballad... www.lizlyle.lofgrens.org/RmOlSngs/RTO... I loved this song from Black Sails - www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEH4...

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"DMB ANNOUNCES FREE 'UNDER THE BRIDGE' CONCERT, PROCEEDS TO BENEFIT IMMIGRANTS"

This took me a few minutes, which I am told is normal for a man of my age, but it finally emerged, well-formed and solid.

They just cleaned up the river and now Trump dumps trash in it

This joke is NOT a stinker.

What a great, Mariana Trench deep cut.

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chicago is not intimidated, and not taking any crap!

Nothing ICE does is legal

Is the border anywhere near Chicago?

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Dave Matthews redemption arch

That would be a state violation, right? Because I'm confident Pritzker would pardon them. 😆

Thanks goodness Border Patrol is setting up shop 1,500 miles from the US-Mexico border and 500 miles from the US-Canada border.

Sink it. Flatten their tires. Make them walk.

And ICE wouldn't arrest a South African

Bravo! That’s deep cut! Love it!

Do Drink The Water

Thank you!🙏🙏🙏

I had so forgotten about that!!

Understanding that reference is a good way to test if someone is from Chicago.

What are they planning on protecting us from the surrounding states?

more money wasted by Miller

I wish I understood the reference.

+2 for the deep cut.

Oh yeah. They are going to find a lot of migrant workers in their pleasure boats going out to enjoy a day of boating. 🙄

Please Mr Matthews, your my country’s only hope

*Never* to be forgotten. Lol.

Buncha posers.

Dan 😂

It'd be a shame if that boat sank.

Oh my goodness, LOL.

Watch out for those tourists on that boat! What brave heroes!

Man, they are blowing through all that money 😂😂

This is a good post.

This is how this joke is supposed to be used. Top shelf

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Deep cut I like it

Would Chicagoans *then* forgive him?

"We're looking to reissue some older material"

sinker is it? Sink her? don't say that!

Our tax dollars so these GED holders can tool around the lake!

Maxwell Polish, Malört and a short Old Style back for all!

💯

Yeah... It's all for kicks and giggles for sure...

😆

Do it Dave!

IFYKYK

I understood that reference!!

Torpedo's locked and loaded!

Splash! into me

Standing ovation for this post 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

😂😂😂

Jealous of the people who get to look up "DMB Chicago River" gonna be a real fun 2 minutes for some