John Julitz

John Julitz

@johnjulitz.bsky.social

Professional raconteur. World's okayest runner. "We are the music makers & we are the dreamers of dreams."

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Jesse Ventura: “If Donald Trump would have gone in the military, he would have been the guy that wet his bed, cried for his mom, went hysterical, and would be carted out in the middle of the night. The man’s a coward. He’s a bully. All bullies are cowards. That’s why they’re bullies”

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Remember the Alamo! Where White men (Texans) fought Brown men (Mexicans) for the right to keep Black men (Africans) as property!

David S. Bernstein @dbernstein.bsky.social

Posted by the RNC to market Trump’s upcoming San Antonio rally. Comments?

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Sen. Susan Collins helped steer millions in federal defense contracts to Navatek, whose CEO illegally funneled thousands of dollars to her campaign. The FBI sought to launch a probe and was eyeing Collins and other lawmakers. Then Trump gutted the unit in charge. THREAD 🧵

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This is the interview Trump’s FCC doesn’t want you to see. We’re not just going up against the most corrupt politician in Texas. We’re going up against this entire corrupt system.

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Goddamn Abbott and Paxton are cheating Texas voters again! It’s the only way they can win. Texans, make sure you’re registered to vote! 🗳️ goelect.txelections.civixapps.com/ivis-mvp-ui/...

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They openly admit their election crimes & are actively doing everything they can to undermine & outright steal the Midterm Elections. Any surprise he fired the remaining members of the Election Assistance Commission? He knows if he loses he's headed for a 3rd Impeachment & an orange jumpsuit. 🤞 👍

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Mark Kelly: "He's stuck. He doesn't know what to do. This is a guy who in his last term said he knows more than the admirals and generals. His high school military education certainly did not prepare him to be the commander in chief."

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gooooooo fuck yourself

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump: "I wish Chicago would call me. If Chicago would call me, I would wipe out crime so fast. We would remove the hardcore criminals like I did in Washington DC."

I know they (probably) won’t make a change, but Spurs head coach Mitch Johnson should absolutely be on the hot seat. His team played sloppy, unprepared, and not ready to compete against the Knicks. The collapse in Game 4 and blowing the lead in Game 5 in your building are borderline unforgivable.

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If I’m not evolved enough to understand it, then why did they have to steal my writing to train it?

KetAnthropic JoshAI@ketanjoshi.co

Google's CEO saying that the reason there's intense backlash to AI is because humans aren't "evolved" enough to understand it youtu.be/RgV57kDzcng?...

If you’re fuming about Bad Bunny’s performance or the many references to his heritage, just a reminder about how Shitler truly feels about Puerto Rico.

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We should have all known that the moment progressives pulled out their own guns and the black panthers were back in the news defending their communities, that would be the time for common sense gun control. Not 20 some school shootings back, don't be silly.

The cover of “Pink Pony Club” you never knew you needed.

The A.V. Club@avclub.com

GWAR takes us to Chappell Roan's "Pink Pony Club" in the latest episode of A.V. Undercover. Watch the full performance here: youtu.be/I5XR48KLE8I

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Ex-Minnesota Governor Jesse Ventura: “We’re a 3rd world country now. I know. I’ve been to ‘em. I spent 17 months in SE Asia while the draft dodger was playing golf… that’s what happens in a dictatorship. In comes the military. That’s what’s happening here.” 🇺🇸

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BREAKING: A Russian newspaper today — “America no longer sees our country as a threat… The US leader’s philosophy is closer to the values of Russia’s president, not the politicians of the Old World… he sees Europe as a liberal stronghold that must be destroyed…” Read that again.

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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷