Luigi de Guzman

Because I could not stop to Chat— They made Chat GPT— The Internet was but Ourselves— Endless Vapidity.

YIKES! It seems @justinjpearson.bsky.social’s TN-9 opponent state senator Brent Taylor has a history of sending unsolicited nude pics to people who are not his wife. (No wonder Trump wants him in congress) www.nashvillescene.com/news/pithint...

Send this to all your family outside DC who assume it’s just peachy. Seen this repeated over and over with so many people, including ones who aren’t even specialized or former Feds/contractors.

It’s funny also that this scandalous behavior is like the most wholesome thing a mayor has ever done. The Knicks won the championship and NYC’s mayor was so psyched about it he started crewing up to play late-night hoops with his bros. That’s the relatability that got him elected in the first place.

The problem with going back to premodern Arabic accomplishments is that it serves a modern translatio imperii racist chronology.

We don’t need to go back to the invention of algebra … thread

If you’re starting to wonder No team has swept both the LCS and World Series since the LCS became best-of-7 in 1985 Yet

Texas AG Ken Paxton has taken about 350 out-of-state trips with a state-funded security detail. During a 2017 Israel trip, organizers said Paxton insisted on his own security despite the government providing it for other AGs. His detail cost $75,000. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/26/u... #txlege

via @stathead.com, throughout 122 years of world series history there have been two games in which a team scored 10+ runs and allowed 3 or fewer hits. both were the brewers (tonight and 1982 game 1)

That RFK clip is ghastly, but it's totally consistent with the Islamophobia that has been coming out of this administration, including Trump's rhetoric about Abdul El-Sayed. They are all in on the hatred of Muslims because it's a formula that has worked before.

And now back to my full time job, texting the word "stop" to every living Democrat.

CaminERROR

If only that message made it to the democratic leadership

Honestly poetic. A franchise that has led the charge in taking position player pitching from quirky happenstance to roster strategy - just one of dozens of aesthetically perverting “innovations” in service of being cheap doing this as we barrel toward a lockout in service of owners being cheap.

Bring Brett Phillips out of retirement and let him pitch. He's in the building.

#ContractTheRays

Oh my god the Discourse would be EXQUISITE

The Brewers

I don’t know the local rules in Delaware but I am having a hard time seeing how an AI could comply with Federal Rule of Civil Procedure 11

Here's the excerpt I think @kyledcheney.bsky.social meant to append:

I would pay extra for a streaming option that just gave me ambient stadium noise between innings

That’s the usual position for the tank commander’s hatch out of combat. Helps maintain situational awareness

You have to really, really, really fucking suck for your 8th grade teacher to come out and shame you like this. Damn.

Ok but I am stealing that line

[insert profane Earl Weaver rant about team speed]

OK, I'll say it: THAT WAS COOL AS HELL

Flag the outfield wall for a hit on a defenseless receiver

Rays running themselves out of the whole damn series lmao

their relationship began when she started cheating on her second husband with sean. he told his priest he wanted to marry his mistress, priest said no way, so he left the church. but sure. “faith and family” as the foundation. 👍

I am so sick of this self driving network F1 ad

Lol congrats to all the chuds who spent the past 24 hours clutching their pearls pretending that Obama insulted Cheesecake Factory just so Trump could actually insult it.

We already know whose side they’re on

I am asking because as much as I love GNOME I am slowly being tempted by the latest build of KDE Plasma for me CachyOS box

every photo of Dario Amodei looks lie he has just smelled something unpleasant

OK Desktop Linuk users: how long do you go between full clean installs on your daily driver Linux desktop

The Pickleball Wars rage on

Did his friends the Baileys tell him not to say anything