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Trump plays alone Misses half the games Calls the office and asks what the winner #s and Trump magically beats them eveytime

Stolen gold win

The only way that motherfucker shot 70 is if he quit after 14 holes

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Thoroughly enjoyed it!

He didn’t even bother 🙄

I don’t either 😆

Pro-tip: always play with people who don't mind if you cheat

Pro-tip: always play with people who don't mind if you cheat

He’s so bad it doesn’t even matter that he’s cheating.

Trump is a terrible golfer. Who knew? @whitehouse-47.bsky.social @chriscillizza.bsky.social @jenpsaki.bsky.social @aoc.bsky.social @chrislhayes.bsky.social

Can you imagine paying to play in a tournament year after year where you all have to agree to let this guy “win”. 🤣🙄

he's on the golf course more than he is anywhere else ... 🤷

Just wondering if any of those tournaments he cheat-"won" awarded him a cash prize and if so would that constitute a state or municipal crime that Jumpy Dunce Vance couldn't pardon?

🤣

This is mini-golf. I see a clown on the course.

I don't think I've ever seen anybody putt that way.

If this is real and not I'D it's not putting of a seasoned golfer.

Our liar and cheat hard at work.

"Short" "Nope, not much" Trump remembering what Stormy Daniels told him.

He plays golf like he makes love... not at all.

A hole in one! Amazing! Over and over again!

When you cheat all the time you never learn how to do it right

He sucks, like everything else he does

I've seen kids at the putt-putt range with better form and accuracy

Trump's putting form lacks control.

With as much time as he spends golfing–and we have the receipts that he is actually golfing–I’m starting to believe that he was once decent but this is further evidence of physical decline.

I can see why celebrities like to play golf with him: who wouldn’t want the ego stroke of “I just beat POTUS at golf!”

Perhaps this explains why by engulfs so much: he’s so terrible at it he needs all the practice he can get

I could do better than that and I don’t even golf!

He should get those bumpers they use with little kids at bowling alleys that avoid gutter balls.

All the countless hours playing golf and he SUCKS. Useless bastard can't do anything right

He’s just a fat slob unable to stay balanced while putting.

Who recorded this I wonder?

It helps when you can land on the green straight from the tee...

And he knows the course very well. He owns it.

Dreadful putting stroke.

Have you seen the other golfers in this tournament? Who wants to show up the boss?

All I saw were a bunch of ‘hole-in-ones’, said every MAGA idiot. Talk about Trump Derangement Syndrome! They’re the ones who are truly deranged about this moronic, ignorant, corrupt, lying, narcissistic, psychopathic, whiny, needy man-child. Oh, and did I mention he’s also a rapist and pedophile?

Simply bad at everything 😏

He looks lik he could steal it at shuffleboard on an 80’s plus cruise.

Because he hits it like a 4 yr old

yeah. thats a fugly stroke

Wait. Hasn't Bozo been banned (the stroke he had?) from golfing for like weeks and weeks now? I haven't seen any pics of him on the golf cart in a long while. He visits his courses, but no game?

This is the one thing he does. How is it even possible to be this fucking bad at it?

He thinks he is shooting pool

The putter is probably a foot too short for him. Watch even 5 minutes of pro golf, and none of the players are hunched over like that when putting. Heck, go to any mini-golf course and the vast majority of people aren't putting like that.

He just whacks it like a 3 year old.

Because he's a 43-time liar

Hahahahahahahahahaha, he’s a cheating sandbagger and everyone knows it 🤷‍♂️

What is that push and twist thing he's doing with the putter? This guy needs lessons and not just for golf.

His whole life has been smoke and mirrors. There are few things he's mastered: lying, cheating, and stealing - anything for a buck.

He is shit at EVERYTHING he does...

I will have to pick it up. Thanks for recommendation

It looks to me like he is pushing the ball, not tapping the ball.

💀💀💀

You miss 100% of the shots

The one tournament he played in not at one of courses, in 2016- over 3 days he shot 52 over par, came in 62/80 celebrities.

People don't understand how to play golf as well as Donald Trump. Trump realizes that the objective of golf is to keep the ball out of the hole with the flag in it. Only people who had an uncle teach at MIT can understand this.

So greens are another thing the fuckwit can't read.

I was speaking of myself, lol.

That reminds me of a friend who placed second in her age group in a 5K, got a medal and everything. But there was no third place winner. She was sort of embarrassed.

He's a wanker and a shanker and he's got no game...not even a short game.

Those aren't even putts! He's shoving the ball!

That's pushing not putting

I guess we can add a new item, frumps puts, to the old saying 'Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades'

Who is the support grunter?

Even the golf balls hate him.

He hasn’t done his wedgy wiggle, so his diaper isn’t in the right position for putting.

He's a horrible golfer who cheats.

The wrist flick is harder to do than to do it correctly. He’s exceptionally poor at this sport!

🤣🤪🫣😈😂

He's a hack

A putting stroke with such touch like that is usually aimed at a clown’s mouth….

His putts are as crooked as he is!

A 43 time champion?! The funniest part is how his sycophants, that he’s golfing with, or trying to wish the ball in the cup. 😂

“First day with hands, kinda nervous”

I can do better at Putt Putt golf, and I suck.

He's always putting off telling the truth and releasing the Epstein files

How can we possibly expect him to read a green if he doesn’t read anything at all? 🤷🏻‍♀️

Yes, it’s not even a legal putt.

Does Trump knock points off his score when he misses his puts? How else can he possibly "win" any golf tournament?

What are you talking about? Every putt went in. According to his card anyway.

He’s cost taxpayers millions of dollars with his weekend golf trips to Florida from D.C. 👎👎👎

Someone should take that putter away from him and bash him on head with it 🤣

But, you know he will count all of those as being in.

WOW! #Trump is ready for the Royal and Ancient Golf Club in St Andrews! As toilet attendant.......

Does not look like a guy who shoots in the 70s like he claims. Not even close.

Those commies have gone something to the green!!! VANDALS!!! RADICAL LEFTIST SCUM!!!!

I wonder how far away from the cup is a "pick it up"

I would love to see him demonstrate his superior intelligence on something like 'Who wants to be a millionaire', The Chase, or some other quiz show. I don't think he would make the first safety net.

Even the ball hates him.

I only play mini golf and I putt better than this. AND I have better hair. 😛

in his “rules” if the ball is on the green, or even near* the green, it’s an automatic gimmee (based on a shoulda gone in) * within 10 yards

He's a LOSER.

That's not putting. That's called pushing the ball. With his swing he couldn't break 150 if he really kept score.

When you believe you're infallible, why practice?

What the hell is that? Is he a toddler?

It really is the perfect game for overgrown, fatass toddlers.....keeps em occupied

Is he pushing the ball???

He kicks his ball so much the caddies call him Pelé

Old man swings stick, sucks at it.

Ewwww! He doesn’t tap it, he pushes it like how a toddler would do it. No surprise but how embarrassing.

Ya think he might cheat at golf too? 😂

what a shit putting stroke... but i guess the shit running down his legs will slow parts of the green/brown?

Maybe if they made it a movable hole he could hit it. I'd say something else but I'd get banned.

don't bother with policy disputes, just go for the embarrassment meaning trump's un-athleticism and his new risible hair he does not like being laughed at--go for it

He’ so much of a narcissist that he doesn’t see that after playing golf his entire adult life, that he SHOULD be exponentially better than this mess

And the winner is…. This guy 😂😂😂

Slapping at it.