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My tub thumpeth over

What about a guy who doesn’t believe in the soft ‘g’ sound. He only does hard ‘g,’ even why saying the letter ‘g’

The Republican YouTube ad forced me to watch the whole thing. The Democratic YouTube ad gave me the choice to skip it.

What’s going on with #lanterns? Is everyone the baddie?

This shit rips open.spotify.com/album/5kUUGi...

I bet we can get a promise for $10k-$15k if we hold out

“I’m going to join forces with the Torment Nexus” says creator of ‘Torment Nexus: Solid.’

Should I get Rosetta Stone Chinese? What else happens when your country runs out of missiles, can’t pay soldiers and owes China 99 bajillion dollars?

If politicians want to do crimes and make money why don’t they just collude to invest in cannabis manufacturing and then pass laws to legalize it. That would make so much more money.

Put ranch seasoning on your spaghetti

Also the stealth mechanics work in crimson desert. Maybe they work in GTA VI too but they sure as shit didn’t work in GTA V. I think GTA VI looks awesome but the pricing tactics are really shitty.

My bachelor’s degree is somewhere in there.

GTA Fans, come to Crimson Desert! We have: -A game that is out -Massive open world -Physical discs* -Similar controls -No paywalls -Playable female protagonist** -Mechs -Dragons -Free updates that add features -Farming -Home decorating -PINBALL *game doesn’t fit. At least they tried **sometimes

The song ‘Detachable Penis’ but to the tune of Boston’s ‘More than a Feeling.’

DLSS 5 off | DLSS 5 on

Dark money groups are paying influencers to spread attacks about our campaign. Voters deserve to know who is trying to manipulate our election.

It’s good to know that if there’s a civil war, all the progressive side has to do is speak Spanish and the MAGA side will boycott it.

Are ya winning, son?

Lineart WIP of a mushroom warrior I made on my XP Pen magic drawing pad while I learn Clip Studio paint for a friend. The outlines are thick for him to make flat 3d print projects.

Is this really what you wanted to call it, Will Smith?

This is as finished as I want to go with this duck dragon thing. I did it to learn clip studio paint on my xp pen I got for Christmas. I need to practice more and develop a style still but I learned a lot.

WIP duck dragon thing. Got a XP Pen Magic drawing pad for Xmas. I haven’t drawn much in like 20 years , but this is fun.

Me: please remove this unauthorized Ubisoft account from my Nintendo account @ubisoftsupport.ubisoft.com: the security of the unauthorized account is more important than the security of your Nintendo account, so no

Luck is when bi-polar mania meets brute force obsession

@polygon.com @kotaku.com @ign.com unauthorized Ubisoft accounts linked to anyone’s Nintendo account have access to god knows what kind of data and @ubisoft.com is unwilling to do anything to protect these Nintendo accounts if you can’t prove that you own the unauthorized Ubisoft account. What!?

@ubisoft.com an account that is not my Ubisoft connect account is linked to my switch account. I have no idea what email it is and so far official support channels have been no help. Why can’t I just log out of this account on the switch and why is it harder to do this than sign up for a bank loan?

Thinking about how I used to help load my car when grocery pickup started and how fucking weird that is.

Now we can finally all see what the fuss was about

It was hubris to think we could have both a Footlocker and a Lady Footlocker

The Onion article about Stephen Miller morally cockblocking the Dickens’ ghosts from Trump

Up on the housetop Ding ding dong Here comes good ol Donkey Kong

Day 497 of lying about how many consecutive days I’ve been doing something.

Before you generate an AI image, have you considered a bad photoshop instead? They’re more fun and have more personality.

I just got off the phone with John Nuggets, founder of the Denver Nuggets.

That is some vigo the carpathian-ass dirty talk

Just make the Muppets Knives Out a parody with the Swedish Chef as the Benoit Blanc character and call it Chives Out.

Really missed opportunity by Valve to call it the Hot Box.

Maybe this is obvious to everyone else, but I just realized ”Soda Pop” from #KPopDemonHunters is not a light-hearted song. The soda they’re drinking is souls.

I started No Time To Die in 2021 but never finished it so thanks everyone

BRB gotta refill my Bluesky

Will the Hideo Kojima style super soldier/delivery driver that saves humanity please stand up?

Repost with an iconic fictional band.

Can I offer you a $1000 phone in this trying time?

What’s so confusing? The doctors and hospitals will give us the money when we go in instead of the other way around.