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CNN -- you okay? You spelled #Epstein incorrectly.

He's fucking trolling us.

Absolutely shameful journalism. For someone who had to cancel shows for a terrorism threat saying it’s “open season” on Taylor Swift is inexcusable.

What else might the #EpsteinPanic cause Trump to unearth? #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles

1937 = 88 years ago? Nice one, a-holes.

Sounds like a symptom of dementia progressing into a more severe stage.

Total distraction. Release the Epstein files.

Anything but the Epstein files.

Is this a joke?

Holy shit it was in Carls old MacBook all along!

This has to be satire, Right?

COLLABORATOR NEWS NETWORK COLLABORATES WITH THE KKKRISTOFASCISTS TO HELP THEM, SO THEY WILL ALLOW THEM TO MAINTAIN ACCESS. #BOYCOTTCNN

Need Natasha Lyonne/Charlie Cale on the case!

pathetic demented man. how about cnn look into that?

Ok this is seriously f’ing insane.

Release all the files on the tooth fairy next. Anything but the actual epstein files

Why don’t you do something useful for a fucking change ?? #Trump

Lol this is a joke, right?

Dear Mr. CNN, who in the everlasting fuck cares, why are you amplifying this BS?

I had to double check that this wasn't the Onion.

🤣

Well done. Next bring in all National Park employees to check their pockets for Sasquatch

The got the first letter right. It's spelled Epstein.

THIS is what he’s focused on right now? Is there some new conspiracy theory the cult is running with about her, or just another distraction away from #epstein? Great use of FBI resources. What a twat he is.

Someone needs to tell Trump to MOVE ON 🤦🏻‍♀️

OMG

Boy they're scraping the bottom of the barrel for shit that's apparently more urgent than those files huh.

I'm not gonna lump all older people under the same umbrella, however, we'll all be better off when the geriatric still worrying about Amelia Eahart are no longer with us, including Trump.

Nobody gives a shit, CNN.

Why?

glad you guys are on top of this

Why? Not much else going on in the world?

We say "EPSTEIN" he says "EARHART" bsky.app/profile/cnn....

They think Fox Mulder is a real agent, don't they?

Thank god

#Epsteinfiles

Yall can't even post good news if it would save your dying brand name

I’m assuming this is satire?

"Dudes, you are not going to fucking believe it. I was using Amelia Earhart's missing files as a monitor stand this entire time. My bad!"

Maybe they could check the Mar-a-Largo bathroom too?

Could you have them check for the Epstein files while their at it? The Orange Clown's cognitive test too?

Dimensia will do that.

How 'bout searching their workstations for the Epstein files?

I heard she was on a secret mission to get red of the Epstein files by running out of fuel and disappearing with them

Lol!!! Did they lose them? 😬

They misspelled Jeffrey Epstein 🤔

🙄😂

Then that one guy in the FBI with evidence that Trump travelled back in time & was responsible for her disappearance... "Oh come on! How does he keep implicating himself?"

Next he's going to order them to find the missing strawberries

More pro-regime propaganda from our state run media.

what the fuck are you people doing?

😂 “And you better have it to me before I rto with a fresh bruise on my hand”

Allegedly she is an obsession of one of his big donors.

This is truly bizarre but I’m all for using federal employees for literally anything other than kidnapping people and declaring war on civilians

Is this something that is typically lying around FBI desks, like paper clips?

Do they think some random agent found her and didnt tell anyone but its saved on a spreadsheet?

Next level stupid.

You gotta be freaking kidding me. So that's what the FBI is doing now? Searching the internet for some nonsense about someone nobody really cares about anymore? What's next? Area 51?

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Trump really thinks people will forget about Epstein!!!

These are such unserious people 🙄

What the fuck are we even doing?

seat cushions...

crucial stop everything you are doing and look through all the records to see what is there about the disappearance of a pilot many many years ago

Hold Amelia Earhart in your prayers. Time may be running out, yet she may still be found alive. Let’s get her home.

Insane.

Yeah, Trump owned an airline business for all of three years. So it all makes sense.

They were powerless to do so as she disappeared over international waters!

This is the explanation. Exactly this.

Is there an explanation somewhere in the depths of 4chan that sheds light onto why they are pretending there is an emilia earhart scandal?

Wow! Obviously a major priority?

When they're at limited staffing because the government is closed? Is this an essential activity in 2025?

Jake Tapper immediately starts to write his next book. Did Biden hide Amelia Earhart's black box? Epstein Farage Clacton r4today

JFC the president is 12 years old

Donald Trump raped children with Jeff Epstein.

Epstein*

Release the Epstein files

I think she's dead, chief

I'm so glad they have their priorities straight.

“I know. Let’s try Google!”

The government is shut down & we’re doing this

hold on hold on, telegraph delivery coming through....

And like, it's not even a mystery. They found wreckage from her plane on an island that was also teeming with giant crabs

He’s probably looking for material for an upcoming reality show he can hawk and profit off of. #sleazyDon

Hahaha Amelia Earhart is a tech genius, texting back from the grave.

They lost these records too?

Lord E. Mercy

So they can find and release records after all.

lol

What

Bet the answer is on the roof.

this is not a news story, you idiots

You misspelled Epstein.

What a fucking clown show

What else was she doing in that plane

He should also command all Hot Topic stores to check the broom closets in their stockrooms. You never know where she might turn up.

🎯

Release the fucking files.

CNN a POS.

Release the Epstein Files ya child diddling fucks

So...the government is shut down. American cities are being invaded by American forces. But, stop...look for Amelia.

She may have crashed at Epstein island. Never to be recovered obviously.

Who is in charge of the files beginning with “E?”

betcha there was recently a documentary about on the gorilla channel.

@cnn.com You're really going to trot this out like it is significant while also uploading edited footage of the Stephen Miller interview? We aren't that easily distracted and gullible.

"search your workstation" sure, forgot I had those files of the long dead aviator lady just sitting on my desktop

It's on the top shelf behind the ham radio.

Just when I thought we had crossed the Rubicon of crazyass.

What the fuck…

"There's still time to find her!" - Trump, apparently

I need more information on the Lindbergh baby too, mysteries from the 30s seem like a distraction from another more recent case from 2019 that I think has been in the news recently

Embarrassing

Maybe he could have them find Malaysia 370 while he’s at it 🙄