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Weird.

Paxton loves corruption

@jamestalarico.bsky.social This sounds like a great counterpunch. We already know from your campaign ads that BBQ holds no terrors for you.

Could this be any dumber?

This literally reads like a Tim Robinson sketch.

Paxton will take bribes from the BBQ Pitmasters and Judges...

Let’s bring our girlfriends. We can double date.

Why not debate the issues?

I would simply eat an edible two hours beforehand and then show up and house everything in sight and then tell Ken Paxton to kiss my ass and fuck off

This is how these people measure worth. Paxton, like trump has no soul. They and their ilk are worthless human beings.

I’m undecided. I guess I’ll vote for the guy who loves barbecue more.

This guy definitely fucks brisket

What is this man?

"Only men who can eat lots of meat can oversee a complex economy and nation." - Incompetent, insecure idiots

WHY IS EVERYONE SO WEIRD NOW!?!?!?!

How bout they have an actual debate? You know, with like words? 🤷‍♂️

This is an extremely weird flex.

Also Texas beef is apparently full of worms now

This from the guy who's obviously had a little too much barbeque.

As if Paxton would meet with anyone not ready to give him money.

“And then maybe we can catch a movie after!”

And then let’s get some beer and see how much you like beer!

They should have crime off if Paxton really wants to impress us.

There are Dems even in deep-red counties. There might be more if the GOP didn't have a lock on so much of the state.

Ken Paxton is a pedophile protector

Paxton isn’t really a man unless he orders his brisket with extra screw worms.

Idiocracy stuff.

“Let’s meet at a playground and see how much you like letting child predators out of jail.” Moving on…

How about you meet Talarico on a debate stage and we’ll see how you defend releasing a sex offender after only a month in jail?

I kin eat more meat than you you Nanny Pamby panty waist.

He wants to see him fuck a BBQ (too).

It must be exhausting to be a Texas voter and have to deal with this shit every election cycle.

Living in Texas is like being stuck in a little recreation of Hell

This is peak maga stupidity.

Can the US just descend into civil war already? I hate these people.

Paxton would probably have it at Bill Miller.

Talarico should counter with a contest on many pedophiles each of them gave sweetheart deals to. How about that as a contest, Paxton? Would be more meaningful…

What a fucking dweeb

This is so stupid.

Texas is such a fucking stupid place, man

They never check out what engineering students have to take. Those are hard classes (been there, done half of them). And my father was in *two* engineering honor societies - lots of As on his transcript.

Can't wait for the reversal when the challenge is accepted.

If Texans cared about their senators love for barbecue, Cornyn would have never gotten elected.

Talarico isn’t Rambo but this crosseyed, criminal dickhead shouldn’t be someone to distract Texans from a candidate who actually cares about their material circumstances and isn’t a piece of shit. Paxton has won statewide before. I’m not even asking people to do better. Just suck less, TX.

Is he paying? People can't even afford to buy meat in the supermarket. I'm sure they'd love an invite to a free eat-all-you-can BBQ lunch.

Do not debate Criminals!!

All they got is culture war

Why do republicans get to just say anything? And it doesn’t matter? This won’t shift his polls at all. Won’t make anyone (correctly) accuse him of the most contemptuous pandering imaginable. Won’t point out that a penchant for ribs doesn’t make someone a good legislator. So fucking exhausting.

Rugged individualist Ken Paxton’s bootstrapping his way out of his own male loneliness problem, one weird public dinner invitation at a time.

Let’s compare our acid reflux

Go ahead and set that “Days Of Not Being A National Embarrassment” counter back to zero.

do texans use bbq sauce instead of lube wtf

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Who in their right mind would want to eat barbecue with Ken Paxton?

There’s an episode of The Simpsons that begins with someone challenging Homer to a steak eating contest, wins, but dies. I’m not saying it should happen to Paxton, but if it happened, A. I wouldn’t be surprised, and B. He brought it on himself.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Fhr...

Texas manhood: Fill your colon with beef to prove you aren't a Commie!

Gopers are about to find out Talarico isn’t the little coward they claim he is.

Do not let this go. Bring it up constantly. Every opportunity. Drag him til he shows up or cries.

"I'd rather eat BBQ with people I like, not corrupt blowhards." is probably not the play, but it would be so satisfying to say.

“Let’s meet at the registered sex offenders list and see which ones you loved enough to keep off the list”

Wow, Ken, you really... ate that corn."

This is the derpiest thing I have read today.

...because, heaven forbid, they meet to debate actual issues.

How about they meet at the courthouse and let's see how much Paxton loves pedos

Seems risky for Ken, his GI system is prob an absolute mess. I present pretty similarly to Talarico and could eat this clown under the table while shotgunning a beer before and after.

What tools these GOP folks have become

This performative masculinity is exhausting.

Hey is the BBQ place within 500 feet of a school? Because Paxton might have some problems with that

never agree to meet up with ken paxton, he’s a lying chunk of cuck

Performative, virtue signaling bs. It's all the GOP is now. 🤷🏾

Weird how he's still obsessing over this when Talarico already released an ad in which he is eating barbecue. I don't remember ever voting for a candidate based on how much carcass they gnaw.

Cash only for you, Ken.

They are.

He may not believe in it, but he's def trying to use it.

How exactly does one prove one's love of barbecue adequately for mister paxton? Do they have sex with burnt brisket ends?

LOL Does this moron think he is Vegan and this is some sort of asshole way to "own him"?

Don't you dare badmouth Sloth

Talarico should accept but set it at Smoke 'N Ash in Arlington or one of the halal ones to piss Paxton off (also because they're delicious)

Who the fuck cares if he like’s barbecue? What an idiot!

Our politics get dumber and dumber and dumber with every passing day.

“sure, meet me at (outside of Texas)” then doesnt show up. Ken: Ya chicken?! Talarico: Oh whoops, my calendar was wrong. Meet me at (other side of Texas), then dont show again.

Good plan, Kenny. You go find one you like in KC and wait there for about 5 months

1st one with a cardiac event wins?

Let the least-impeached BBQ lover win!

I suspect you take turns pouring BBQ sauce on more and more outlandish things until someone refuses to eat it.

"We both start eating, and whoever pardons the most child rapists before time runs out wins." - Ken Paxton, probably

if you've got bbq sauce on your face, you've lost texas

listen buddy

i feel like that’s what led to paxton’s divorce.

Leave Paxton’s butt out of it! 🤣🤣🤣

Don’t tempt me with a good time.

Ask Odin Quincannon.

I think it's whoever cums first

Whoever is most lenient towards pedophiles loses

Oops, that's my kink

What does this: 1) even mean?; and 2) have to do with ANYTHING??

What an idiotic and tone deaf challenge. People are struggling and this idiot wants a BBQ eating contest? How about a faithful to wife challenge?

Apparently I could be a Texas senator. And if all I have to do is eat barbecue, I really wouldn’t mind

They still don’t seem to have anything of substance to attack him with. It’s all vibes and culture war grievances.

First one to get the meat sweats loses?

Tapping the sign now.

The criminal Paxton doing all he can to deflect from his crimes

Ken Paxton is a human shit. That’s it. That’s the tweet.

I swear the USA is in full Idiocracy mode at this point.

Buddy, they won’t even let ME fuck the brisket

I sense a future in the Hot Wings Challenge.

Careful not to free any pedophiles on the way to the restaurant, Ken bsky.app/profile/team...

You gotta have eyes in the kitchen, tho, to make sure he’s not pulling you into some epic Greek tragic cycle.

Truth.

Men are so fvcking weird.