David

If you’re doing #keto, the riced cauliflower from #Aldi is amazing! I may never go back to actual rice.

I don't care what anyone says, I had a lot of fun with the "soap opera" episode of #StarTrekSNW.

As an upstanding member of the LGBTQ+ community, I respect my transgender brothers and sisters far too much than to give this series an ounce of my time.

AI has the chance to do the funniest thing

Sometimes it takes a deeply empathetic person to explain empathy to a person who doesn't understand empathy.

That time I had to research BDSM gear for a project. RIP my algorithms.

I'm starting to wonder if it's safe to eat anything anymore. Every day, another recall.

Dear, #Canada… I’m sorry.

www.metadork.com/2026/08/and-...

They say these deaths come in threes. Is it too much to hope the Grim Reaper gets the right 80 year old this time?

Rest in peace, Dolly. There will never be another one like you.

What the hell are spreadsheet people and why are we complaining about them today?

So, an essential part of my keto diet raised in price by a dollar since last week. I f*cking can't afford that anymore.

I think the world would become a better place if we started treating billionaires like children. They can cut the cake any way they like, but their younger sibling gets to pick which piece they want.

I love film noir, and this episode of #StarTrekSNW was f*cking gorgeous!

My mom is the greatest mom that’s ever mom’d and today is her birthday. Happy birthday, mom.

Keto egg scramble.

I need an emotional support Canadian.

Fabuloso is superior to all other cleaning products. I will take no questions.

I’m doing #keto and had a nightmare last night I accidentally ate a tiny bit of pie crust. Am I doing this right?

That was some good fanfic.

Mark Hamill is made of awesome. End of line.

Why didn’t anyone tell me about roasted pumpkin seeds?

Can someone more knowledgeable than me clear something up? Was Rebecca Romijn singing in Russian or Klingon? You have to admit, they sound really similar. #StarTrekSNW

If this isn't a sign of the end times, I don't know what is.

"My mind to your leaves..." I laughed verily. #StarTrekSNW

I got 99 problems. And that’s all.

That's what taxes are, man. That's the definition of taxes. "You are subsidizing things you might never use" man shut the fuck up. My taxes currently subsidize like oil company exec private jets, you think I'm upset at low-income people eating inexpensive bananas?

I said it. #StarTrek

I feel like my mental health has taken a turn for the better since I started only looking at the news once a day, usually after waking up. The rest of the day, I just assume that things are either getting better or worse. I'll find out when I wake up again.

Solutions to all the world's problems #cartoon

I’m seriously thinking my best bet for not dying alone is to find a lesbian who wants the same. I’m cool with a marriage of convenience like that.

www.metadork.com/2026/08/the-...

classic way

I unfriend people who disrespect my transgender brothers and sisters. That’s what I have to say.

I finally got some keto strips and it turns out I’m not in ketosis at all. I’ve just been starving myself for no reason.

during boyhood's oscar campaign, anonymously-referenced directors started talking about how if THEY had twelve years, they'd make something super duper good compared to what linklater did. now, it's been twelve years so: where are these extra-special boyhoods? www.texasmonthly.com/culture/boyh...

I wish I could talk back to an app. I have one I’m using to track my diet and make sure I get all my nutrients. It keeps bugging me to upgrade to premium. I want to scream at it, “I don’t have $80 to spare right now!”

I will always respect #Weezer for not changing the pronouns in their cover of this song. www.youtube.com/watch?v=55Ut...

Why are guys so f*cking weird? (...He said, as a guy, who dates guys.)

Data Centers are not "job creators." They are resource extractors, siphoning off our water and power.

"Time, by itself, heals nothing." - Thrall #WoW

I'm a gym person now. #PlanetFitness