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PHONY-BALONEY is written all over his smarmy face. Not a good look for a politician. Ugh!

"dick" is exactly what comes to my mind every time I read about him spewing some sort of made-up b.s. meant to rile up their pathetic base.

Real life Martin Prince.

precisely

Remember how awkward and uncharismatic he was in that donut shop

Are you sure you want to open up this couchbed, JD?

Translation: I hope to God nobody checks MY web browser history

K, Bowman.

An absolutely vile lie

It's probably better than a bunch of couches.

Was this before or after the giant picture of a shirtless Piker???

JD is a sad POS isn’t he?

Talks a lot of trash for a guy whose browser history is full of furniture stores.

JD is gay

Holy fucking projection

I mean, it's probably checking power grid conditions in TX and hitting up Google Sheets for the latest internal polling, but where's your head at, JD?

It's always projection.

🤣

Vance browser history is full of couch porn

And this was said at the recent Republican convention that crashed the local Grindr app? Bunch of projecting perverts.

Meanwhile JD Vance browser history.

PROJECTION

Is this a stand-up routine? He's a ginormous asshole

it's a big world. There are folks who don't want to see the couches JD grew up with.

He is so fucking creepy 🤮

Imma say it… EVERY ACCUSATION IS A CONFESSION!!!

Please demand that this lying POS provide evidence that Talarico ever claimed there were six genders. Odds are RWNJs heard the word cisgender and since that's WAY too long of a word for them to read, let alone comprehend, they believe people are saying SIX genders. The stupid, it burns. 🤬

Not like JD's, which is probably full of CP

Just pedos, couch Fkr?

...because it's none of your business, right? People should have a right to privacy on the internet? It's not your Surely this is what you mean. It's not your business, and it's certainly not the government's business.

JV is just a dick, isn’t he? What a loser.

And why the fuck does this creepy mutant look exactly the same as he did when he was 13?!? In all the worst ways possible?!? Even hiding behind a full beard?!?! How the fuck does that happen? Appalachian toxic waste?

It’s now down to sick and vile

Afraid of a vegan recipe for Texas bean burgers?

What does this even mean?

IKEA is born for Vance, BTW.

When you think you're very cool but you're not.

Talarico is almost literally a choirboy

I didn't say release Trump's because, let's be real, Mr. "Everything's Computer" is too dumb to use a computer.

Accusation...admission

Ah come on Vance. No way he's browsing Wayfair.

weak sauce

I wouldn't want to sit on JD's couch. But I've got no concerns about Tallarico's browser history. It's Republicans that keep crashing grinder and keep covering up Epstein files.

Namechangey McCouchfuck's browser history: Jordan's Furniture Bernie & Phyl's Crate & Barrel IKEA Bob's Discount Furniture Pottery Barn Wes End Arhaus Ethan Allen

Check Vance's web browser stat!!

I never want to see Vance's taxpayer-funded eyeliner satchel.

I can't wait for payback day. He never says this to anyone who can respond.

Every accusation is a confession

Good ol' conservative Christian family porn values.

JD really shouldn't play this game... youtu.be/2hxrWOnbytk?...

Couch fucker says what?

He should be more concerned about his own Johnson it’s stuck between the cushions

I had the same thought!

I mean Mike “The Dud” Johnson’s son is keeping an eye on his father’s porn. www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

Telling his son about it is part of his fetish.

They just say things create frenzy and fear 😨

We don't want to see your corruption buddy !

Has he met Ice Barbie’s husband?

We already know Vance's browser history is full of erotic furniture store ads.

Says the same guy who got caught dorking a couch.

Check Vance's immediately.

He makes his wife dress up like a white couch in bed.

Every accusation is a confession.

Yikes, the projection from this smarmy fool

Never any substance.

JD Vance is nothing but a lackey and a blow hard!

Imagine the pearl clutching of the press if a Dem suggested that Vance was a pedophile or called MAGA “the crazies”

And no one wants to see JD’s either…

Not working on talarico as a person, and really not working when Paxton is the opponent.

He’s gonna freak if he ever looks at his boss’s.

Vance’s history is full of couches.

JD Vance and Paxton continue to spread lies about Talarico's sexuality because their homophobic base loves it. Funny, coming from Vance since he wrote in his book that he grew up with an attraction to young men. His grandmother told him she'd love him even if he was gay. Learn from her, Vance.

James Talerico spoke about six chromosome variations, not sexes during a 2021 Texas state house hearing. He's never mentioned it since.

Lord only knows what Usha has found on his! 🥴

I'd like to slap that grin off his face a couple two/three hundred times

Is that so, couch-fucker?

*Couch Fucker

Butter wouldn't melt in his mouth. I'm pretty sure JD's seen Speaker Johnson's browser history.

I’m pretty sure it doesn’t include “sexy couches”

JD is just a pig. The people who are obsessed with transgender are the Republicans.

🤣 yes

"I never wanted to see that horny little shit's weiner" - Anonymous Couch

Why, JD? Not enough children for you?

I bet it’s more interesting than couch ads.

Zero rizz. Zero authenticity. Zero likeability. Zero chance Vance.

Who wants to see the couch fucker's browser history?

He is so bad at this

We'd effing love to see yours!

Ok, AshleyHome69

😂😂😂😂😂

Says the guy that fucks couches..

Hey JD you out Celebrating 9-11, ASS

Projection by couch fcking fraud. Little does he know how most of Maga want nothing to do with him due to skin color of his wife and kids.

Says the guy that worships America’s Hitler, a rapist, a con man, a convicted felon. The Donald.

JD cruising the information superhighway.

Hey creepo! Did you have to buy a new couch yet? That thing is pretty ragged.

Exactly. @jamestalarico.bsky.social @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social

Talarico’s would be rated PG. YOURS? 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

These people better hope the God they keep blaming for their desperate, hate-filled slander doesn't really exist.

Dude that got a couch pregnant is concerned about someone’s browser history?!?

Okay, Chairry.

As much as I hate the sleepy orange criminal pedophile, I despise this one even more. Especially this one. DJT was born a cockroach. He, and many others, made a conscious decision to be the worst human being possible.

All he has is projection

Fuck. What the actual fuck? Dude needs to be punched in the dick. Fucking cuck.

JDs browser history is AI generated images of his shirtless dad hugging him.

The call is coming from inside the house, JD