Jarrod

Favorite band when I was 18.

Do not panic. #my9albums

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She threw up a hairball not even one minute after I took the photo. #caturday #hairballday

The kerning on the backs of these Texans jerseys is bullshit. Who is S T Roud?

Saving space for cat books #caturday #apexpredator #booksky

Fuckin A.

The 5 Simpsons lines I've uttered most off the top of my head: 1. I've had just about enough of your Vassar bashing! 2. Ooh! A head bag! 3. But Moe, the dank! The dank! 4. He could be anywhere, even... Detroit. 5. Nerds!

Make a band bigger: Bikini Atoll Kill

Post a picture that should be an album cover. #caturday #sunspot

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APOCALYPSE NOW was released in the US 47 years ago today. Francis Ford Coppola’s magnum opus is considered by many to be the definitive Vietnam War film. The production of the film is one of the most unbelievable stories in Hollywood history. 1/55

Happy International Cat Day! Don't look so alarmed. #caturday

Prime paw-twitching position for a lazy #caturday

Catch-3

Waiting all week for this #caturday slash #blep skeet

Hold on, it's #caturday

You've Six Fingered your last Satellite.

Change a horror movie to make it cozy: The Thingy

PREDATOR was released 39 years ago today. Among the most popular science fiction/action movies of the 1980s, and one of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s biggest movies, the behind the scenes tale ain’t got time to bleed… 1/55

It's Juneteenth. Post your favorite Black fictional character.

I got an answerin machine that can tawk to you.

This after she claw-pulled her way underneath the chair #caturday

JURASSIC PARK was released 33 years ago today. One of the most successful blockbusters ever made and a landmark in digital effects, the production of the film was as huge and spectacular as the T. Rex… 1/38

Volume 18, 48 songs, 3+ hours

GHOSTBUSTERS was released 42 years ago today. A 1980s comedy classic and one of the most popular of Dan Aykroyd and Bill Murray, the making of story is as huge as the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man… 1/38

Can't say I've ever turned the heat back on on May 31. #thefuck

Me in my Bluesky bubble.

Ten favorite #Beatles songs, in order: 1. Strawberry Fields Forever 2. I Am the Walrus 3. Tomorrow Never Knows 4. It's All Too Much 5. I Feel Fine 6. You Can't Do That 7. Golden Slumbers/Carry That Weight/The End 8. Don't Let Me Down 9. Dear Prudence 10. Here, There and Everywhere

#caturday #blep

TOP GUN was released 40 years ago today. One of the definitive 1980s action films, and among the most popular of its star, Tom Cruise, the story behind the scenes will take your breath away… 1/45

Gimme mass market paperbacks. #booksky

Don't invite her in! #caturday

Name your top 15 TV shows ever, gut instinct only. The Simpsons Seinfeld Monk Psych Patriot The Twilight Zone Monty Python's Flying Circus The Kids in the Hall Better Call Saul The Wire The Good Place Stranger Things The Terror (S1) Andor Frasier

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Seconds later, the toilet paper was completely unspooled. #caturday

I was all ready to post for #caturday and #nationalpetday but all I found to photograph was this blanket.

Patriot

#caturday ?

It's still #caturday