🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦

Two things 1. Hillary will be vindicated a million times over and we could have avoided everything if we had just listened to her. 2. Holy deterioration Batman! It's a shock to see how far he's gone when you see what he looked like a decade ago.

After winning his jiu-jitsu tournament in Dallas, 6-year-old Zandy Alcala invited his competitors to join him on the victory podium. youtube.com/shorts/UeR3W...

Emmanuel Todd Lopez.

I loathe posting these, but this is an update: Betty’s pipes are fixed, but the house remains in shambles and still needs major renovations. If you can spare a few dollars, that would be so appreciated. If not, God bless you, but a repost is free. ❤️ gofund.me/01e55a690

the staffers who assured Eric Schmitt that Jack Smith was definitely at an Atlanta Hawks game has been identified.

I'm currently watching the Mammoth/Blackhawks game so I eagerly await my subpoena from Eric Schmitt to explain why I took a trip to Atlanta. #UtahMammoth #NHL #HawksHawkeyes

Anyone checked on Stephen Miller? It's less that I CARE if this sent him into an apoplectic coma and more to see if it did its job.

IMPORTANT: There are 15 states that require in-person registration 28–30 days before an election, meaning this maybe your last week to register. Check your registration at Vote.gov.

This is exactly why I'm no longer welcome at the comic book store.

It’s the little things

Mitch is back 🙌

"I'VE BECOME SO NUMB!"

Bro they managed to reanimate his corpse!

On 9/11 shortly after the decision was made to ground all flights and the US airstrip was closed, Canada stepped up and helped us divert the international planes who had been heading here at great inconvenience. Donald Trump was in his tower bragging about the height of his building.

So we all agree that pretending to be straight has melted Tim Scott's brain right? Worst preacher impression ever.

Well now we know why it took so many decades for everyone to know they were a couple...

I actually love that Michelle loves trash too. It makes her real.

Oh that’s awesome! IG: @officialkingsreturn Dallas, Texas

Gamers have an interesting way of expressing their feelings.

I know you were shivering with antici...pation. youtu.be/JWoYy4Ah81s?...

Muppet Treasure Island is still one of my favorite movies ever.

And do you ever miss the feelings and the love We shared when you were with me, do you darlin' I just wonder do I cross your mind youtu.be/eWSRqomo_ok?...

😭😭 Heaven took back its angel.

"I ain't babysitting without prior notice Amy."

Where did all this dust come from?? 🥺

Mario ruthlessly murders everyone except his brother who he just kinda lightly taps. It's just kinda sweet is all.

It is extremely unfair to premier Donnie's new totally real hair when Kimmel and Meyers are on vacation. #Donnie'sNewDo

Have they announced McTurtle's status yet or are they waiting a couple days so they're not *extremely* obvious? #Where'sMitch?

Zapp Rowsdower - Canada's greatest super hero.

SPOILERS The utter glee we all feel at Sir Crispy finally eating it must be a taste of another, truer death. #HouseOfTheDragon #ByeByeCrispy

Argentina can still win if Mike Pence has the courage. (And Trump decides to jump to Team Spain.) #WorldCup2026

The GOAT is dead, long live the new GOAT!

The look of surprise when she realizes she's really in water 🥹

Do NOT repost this extremely unflattering photo. It would be REALLY mean. I'm going to post it here to remind you to be good!

She finally got her money. 🥳

Okay guys, CLEARLY he's alive. I'm as disappointed as you are. 😔

Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew!

Can I get this as a single?

Watched the self-pitying Platner video. I can't wait until tomorrow when we only hear about him during his court hearings.