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I hope he knows he's headed for prison after midterms.

6-3 for the specific case, but Kavanaugh dissented on the constitutional question. So it was a 5-4 decision that the 14th Amendment exists.

We all know who the first two are , but who was the third?

wbk Alito & Thomas are hellbent on torching the Constitution & not that surprising that Gorsuch would join them. I'm honestly more surprised it wasn't 4-5.

It's handy to know who the traitors are.

FUCK YOU MIKE JOHNSON You are a disgusting un-American traitorous POS Do you need any more evidence that MAGA/GOP must be voted out? #VoteOutAllGOP

What a fucking douche.

Looking forward to hearing future growls from former Speaker Johnson

*shakes fist* darned democracy and constitution you got us this time

These people hate the Constitution

To be clear, I don’t think birthright citizenship is being “abused”. I was only commenting on the spurious nature of his reasoning. If applied to other rights, it leads to vastly different outcomes than his party proposes.

Maybe he was looking forward to getting rid of rumptys kids.

What an embarrassment he is

That's more citizens to tax, Mike. Don't be so sad.

Traitor!

I really do not get what part of “All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside.” these government officials do not understand, including SCOTUS.

Johnson is full of crap. He knew the ruling and agreed with it.

Today and every day:

For some bizarre reason Mikey has convinced himself that Jesus wants him to do evil things

You could literally see the steam coming out of his nose and ears after hearing the ruling.😤 Fuck Johnson!

Mikie is a loser!

I’d say that noise was his soul leaving his body but that happened back when Trump took it along with his spine and balls

Scalasi laughing and then remembered he was on camera. That's going to cost him.

Sucks to suck

This oligarch regime needs removed and put in front of independent justice system!

"Grossly abused" = "oh noes, people of color, oh noes, the sky is falling" Screw this guy

Also, Mike, if you can get the Save Act to pass, it will most likely be overturned for being unconstitutional for being a poll tax

Or the dread of the oncoming rage Trump will be visiting upon every flunky in his orbit... and the 3am calls.

I hate that MF!

Without birthright citizenship, NO ONE IS A CITIZEN. The 14th amendment was to clarify the point to assholes like this,

The Second Amendment has been far more “grossly abused in recent years,”and yet zero action from the GOP.

Justices Thomas, Alito, and Gorsuch dissented. They ruled to end a 100 year old constitutional right, to help trump rig the next election. They are under the allusion that it’s still an all male, white Republic.

A few more months and Mike is going to get the boot. And hopefully prosecuted.

Man learns important information regarding his job against his will, preferring to have the semblance of ignorance at all times

Hey Mikey, up your nose with a rubber hose!!!

Hey Mike, everything that goes the opposite from what you wanted. It’s to be grossly upsetting or grossly abused. So question for you Michael, do you believe that the founding fathers would be OK with children being shot and killed and mutilated in school by automatic weapons?

Reasonably certain that their ancestors were responsible for indigenous genocide and slavery, so... Deplorables.

His bigotry overrides his constitutional law degree.

Love this for him.

I thought we should ALWAYS and FOREVER go by the original meaning and NEVER change the constitution? Except when YOU don't like it?????

“Textulist, originalist” says the little shitulist …

Yeah, now he’s complaining about textualist & originalist views? 🤦‍♀️ Of course birthright citizenship was established in 1868 … so not quite the founding fathers. 🤷‍♀️

mealy mouthed little dickwad for a constitutional lawyer, he is so punchable

He's just upset that Trump will take it out on him in their weekly "meeting". The ball gag is probably getting old for Mikey

Wow I wish he'd finished the original answer. And Scalise in real time. ...

One might even say Deplorable.

BREAKING: The Supreme Court holds that the Fourteenth Amendment protects birthright citizenship, blocking Donald Trump's executive order to end it. The "REAL BREAKING" is they got 4 Supreme Court Justices to say the 14th Amendment does not say what it CLEARLY says!

He's growling because he knows Tyrant Trump will be raging around the work place... and Johnson will be getting those 3am calls +++

They’d tear up the Constitution and use it to wipe their asses.

What a vile man!

That’s a real shame 🤣

Second amendment

Hey pipsqueak, where is the teenager you adopted years ago?

Poor widdle Mikey😥

The reporter labels him & he forwards “Constitutional” lawyer! 🤬 Marriage isn’t mentioned in the Constitution. His Pressler school failed, so he’s not taught it. His arguments have all centered around spending our tax money for his Christian viewpoints. I’d say he is an “UnConstituional” lawyer.

“I have many opinions on this subject. Most of them are flat wrong.”

Look. This might make me a bad person. But when Mike Johnson is unhappy, I get happier. Not a lot. Just enough that when on a random Wednesday afternoon I suddenly feel a little better about this dystopian hellscape, I’ll smile knowing this dude just got some bad news

WHY CANT THEY READ ALL THE NEWS TO HIM JUST LIKE THIS, EVERYTIME!!?!? NO more of this “I didn’t hear about that” bullshit

Ha! Fuck him

Is that when he closed down the House to kill the affordable housing bill on the president's desk?

"You could say that is what the Constitution says, but it's been abused." Just use the slurs, Mikey. You know it's only a matter of time anyway, just embrace it now. Last I checked, the Constitution doesn't have a "we don't like it" clause to ignore individual Amendments. At least, not yet.

I wonder what other parts of the Constitution self-described “Constitutional Scholar” Johnson believes should be judicially altered from their plain-text due to “being grossly abused.” People have claimed the 2nd Amendment has been “grossly abused.” Or the 4th Amendment? The 1st?

What an asshole.

What a bitch

Called it! 🤣 bsky.app/profile/midd...

Broke brain bigots are like that because obviously their brains are broken

I love this for him.

These people either would like to end the Constitution or rewrite it in their favor, completely.

Racist fucks

You can't imagine how nice I feel seeing Mike Johnson's nerves so racked that he has chewed and nipped his fingertips to shreds.

🙄ugh

I’m sure he’s worried. Do you have any idea how long it takes to get ketchup out of a suit? 🤣

He is soooooo bummed that his racist party will not get to deport millions and millions more

The constitution remains constitutional you absolute numpty. Cry harder, MJ!

"Damnit! I'll have to break up with the pool boy by text. Can't have ICE scoop him up."

Is it real time, Lisa? Catch you off guard? Wasn't prepared that little knowledge? Gotta regroup, Lisa? (ps: I cannot STAND tiny Lisa McClain who is constantly shielding her bigotry behind her clasped hands in front of her cooch...oh, sorry, forgot she suffers from vaginal itch.)

I like how he says that as a constitutional lawyer, he knows these things, as if knowing who disagrees with him is a constitutional lawyer or even, say, professor of constitutional law.

That will only happen with a civilian revolt

Man, fuck that guy and his weird porn monitoring app.

Thoughts & prayers!

He going to shit his colon inside out.

hopefully the White House staff has plenty of PPE to keep them safe from ketchup contamination.

if that doesn't pop the aneurysm, I don't know what will

Hopefully this will bring on a massive heart attack and his demise.

Trump doesn’t really care. He made money off of Russian “birth tourism” in the past. Miller, however, will likely be near suicidal.

Lock-up the Ketchup!

Gross

If his White House crew really thought he was dying, I think they'd just watch, the same as the rest of us.

Doing his best Jackson Pollack with condiments

Or the ketchup supplies at the WH.

Uhh, Tiny Mike actually “growled”? Maybe he whimpered loudly…

Deport Mike Johnson

The Speaker hates the Constitution.

He so wanted Barron thrown out. And who of us doesn't?

We have “unhappy” Speaker Mike Johnson’s political snapshot right here 📸

It’s a roll one has to play when their head is all up in Trumps ass!!!

At least he can't deny knowing/hearing about it 😉

Mike is scared, terrified. ALL THEIR TRICKS ARE FALLING APART IN COURTS OF LAW. JUDGES ACROSS THE COUNTRY, INCLUDING THE SUPREME COURT ARE REFUSING TO ALLOW REPUBLICANS TO THROW OUT LEGAL VALID VOTES TO CHEAT IN THIS ELECTION IN NOVEMBER 2026. Save their ass act is dead

Performative liars. Performing in real time. Clearance Thomas told him yesterday.

Yes, his acting skills need some work.

Maybe a quick session of licking Pedophile's ass will cheer up mickey mook.

What a disgusting and treacherous little piece of shit. I'm so sick of all of these Nazi MAGAt pukes. 💀

He admits birthright citizenship is originality and textual, but he doesn’t like it, so he thinks that it should go anyway. Anti-American piece of shit.

If it pisses off spineless cowardly tRUMP ass licker Mike Johnson then you know it is good for the United States

I think Thomas told him yesterday.

Send him back into his tree stump.

What a creep