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Is he getting hair plugs?

Grown man cosplay fictitious character.

Well shucks....

Jesus fuck man you’re a member of Congress. Take your fucking dress up hat off and be an adult for 5 seconds of your life

He's a nepo baby who runs daddy's plumbing company. All hat, no cows.

Drives a Tesla.

He has to use his Lil’ Buckaroo booster seat when he’s on Fox, so the camera can see him behind the desk.

😆😆😆I laughed out loud.

He’s playing “rural county sheriff.” Not so much on January 6 tho.

Agree! I think it's due to his parents not being able to decide on 'Mark' or 'Wayne' , so he copped both.. hyphenated. Imagine the bullying over his name at school. Ha ha.

I am from Texas and real cowboys don’t wear their hats indoors. This guy is a pretend cowboy with a felt hat and probably boots that have never been worn outside the TV studio! Another moron who watched the Urban Cowboy and decided he wanted to play along!

You meant circus clown, I’m sure

He must really love the finale of Dr Strangelove.

I hope that's a thinking hat.

Mullin just keeps up with the clownish cowboy thing… fine he’s an idiot

Gender affirming headwear

10 gallon hat, 1 gallon brain.

It's SO clearly a prop. Any rancher, farmer or "cowboy" with a shred of dignity wouldn't be caught dead in such a hat. It literally looks brand new. Not a bit of weathering or dirt on it. A working persons hat looks more like this.....

A Marine will remove his cover, aka hat, when entering a building. We will gladly remove somebody else's without hesitation if the opportunity arises.

You just know he keeps a little gun up there under his hat in case he has to quickly arm himself and hold the gun sideways like the cool guys do to bad ass his way out of a confrontation with a dangerous lib in a parking lot

Hope the bull gets him.

I was in a bar, in a sort of rough part of town, and a guy came walking in with a hat like that And a pretty large guy at the end of the bar yelled, "Hey, only two kinds of guys wear a hat like that, cowboys and ckskers, and I didn't see your horse out front" He took off the hat and slunk out

What a twit....

I am sick to death of these idiots in cowboy hats. He’s as much a cowboy as I am. Don’t they realize how flat out ridiculous they look? He’s a plumber from Ok which ranks 48th in education. He needs to stop playing cowboy & fix what’s wrong in his state.

Pew! Pew! Pew!

He thinks The Bundys are still relevant.

The cowpoke and the corpse are conversatin' bout thangs. Yeeeeeeee hawwwwwwwwww

How else will we remember that his name is Markwayne?

“Howdy buckaroos”

Political rodeo clown.

🤣🤣🤣🤔😜

Is he balding? Why the ridiculous ten gallon hat all the time now? Real cowboys don't wear them outside of rodeos.

At first I thought that was that Bundy doosche bag, then I saw his name and I said to myself, yeah that's that dooshe! Billy Bob markwayne whit the hat.

That man looks like a damn fool.

Who on his staff said, "you know what would look really cool on TV?"

That's what they call a cowboy suit.

Um 👇😂

He can't afford a fancy wig like daddy?

Pan down for the assless chaps

My mom would never allow us to wear hats indoors.

But Aaron, it’s not like there is some easy, unobtrusive way to NOT be wearing a cowboy hat on camera!

If Trump can pretend he’s sane and the POTUS, this guy can pretend he’s a Cowboy.

Probably a hair issue

Here in Oklahoma we refer to him as all hat no cattle.

All for show, or he’s just bald

Has he got a lower lip full of carcinogenic snuff?

Twat in a hat.

It’s giving big belt buckle (small peen) vibes.

If Republican Congressmen didn't cosplay, they'd do nothing at all.

I grew up in East Texas and I never understood why I didn't like that style of hat until now.

Ex plumbers show up to jobs like this?

10 gallon hat on a 2 pint head

Is his head shrinking or his hats are getting bigger

He needs to lose the hat. He's a small so-called "man" no need to stack shit on his head

What's with the fucking ridiculous hat all of a sudden🤣🤣

Look! Just in time for Trump’s “1 Doll Christmas” It’s ICE Barbie’s metrosexual dude ranch dud, Cowboy Ken! (Genitals not included.)

Or more likely directly from the leather daddy gay bar to a TV hit.

All I see is Turd Ferguson

Who wears a hat inside a TV studio?

YEE HAW ‼️

We have a cosplaying cocksuckers up here too ...🇨🇦

You’re thinking of the Secretary of DHS.

A ten gallon dumbass

Is it an OK grindr thing now?

Awww. Couldn’t change out of his costume first?

Same ol’ try hard bull$hit. Look at me I’m just like you

Literally "big hat, no cattle".

youtu.be/WtbqbQawo-A?...

I hope you feel better about yourselves mocking the dumbest member of congress like that.

Why would you ask the senator from a failed state about ANYTHING.

Take that ridiculous thing off!

lol, really? I’d love to see him crawl under a kitchen sink to work with that dumb thing on his dumb head

I'd say he was a Coca-Cola cowboy, but having heard him speak, i'm convinced he's a drugstore cowboy.

All hat no cattle

Real cowboys take their hats off when they walk in the room

it's better than getting sunburnt in the tv studio

“Airtight”

All hat. All prattle.

Cowboy Cosplay.

😂 So embarrassing.

All hat no cattle

Don't be mean, Aaron. No one loves this guy enough to tell him how foolish he looks playing Cowboy Businessman.

Aren't you supposed to take your hat off when you go indoors? It's just dbag cosplay if you aren't at a country music concert or sitting on a horse in Montana

Isn’t that hat the wrong color?

🤡

Argentina ones to boot !;;

He is completely 🙄

If you're gonna wear a hat, at least wear one that fits.

Whenever I round up steers I make sure I wear a tie to show them who's boss, and not one of those shoelace ties neither

John Wayne’s real name was Marion Robert Morrison. He hated his first name. He was also a noted racist and homophobe.

Wearing a cowboy hat doesn't do a thing to make you look any more masculine Markwayne Mullen! Same thing goes for the beard! You're nothing but a whiny little bitch for Donald Trump and there is nothing you can do to change that! Thank you for your attention in this matter!

My great grandmother would have just slapped it off his head as soon as he crossed her threshold

who wore it better?

AKA, “what a piece of Shit charlatan that is hoping that he is just a bit more clever than his base.”

Puttin' on a show fer the folks back home.

I agree.

you can’t trust a man who wears a hat indoors because he is definitely hiding something.

The coward UFC figher that hif under the chair during the j6 riot.

That hat model is the Big Compensator.

Another poseur Trumpublican. Just tell him that he has big muscles, & send him out the back door, for cripesakes…..

What a goober

Cowards in cowboy hats.

He’s the 4th richest Senator. It’s probably a very nice hat.

Fresh off the bull, straight into the bullshit....

Careful, or Cowboy BillyWayneBobCousinFucker might threaten to take off his rings.

He is the living embodiment of the phrase: All hat, no cattle.

On stage soon with the Village People to sing YMCA? 🤔

What a clown...

How are cowboy hats and hemorrhoids related? Sooner or later every asshole gets one....

Why is he wearing that hat now? I want to know why the Republicans never held him responsible for lying during a session to a witness about her conversation being recorded when she spoke with Kennedy. He was caught in the lie and later admitted there was no recording.

Nancy who?