mike

mike

@zerowave.at

Pixels and code. Also coffee. 🇨🇦 Building @postgame.at.

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I often joke that I’m terrible at games but it’s true. I was playing Silver Pines and there’s a part where you have to put *something* into an incinerator. I won’t get into the specifics of how it happened but I jumped inside by accident and died. 3 hours of progress, gone.

Drives me crazy seeing people post “You’ll never believe this racist/sexist/homophobic/etc thing I saw on Twitter” followed by a screenshot of It. Leave it there! Nobody needs to see that shit!

Better yet, delete your fucking account! Why are you still going there for any reason whatsoever?

Hilarious that they roll this update out at the same time Meta is charging between $4-$22/mo for the same thing.

Bluesky@bsky.app

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Find me a game that hits as hard in the first five minutes as Mass Effect 2. It’s impossible.

Fun fact, the reason the Epic Games Launcher can start up so fast is because there's no games in it.

Gosh, I wish I was on Twitter so I could hear what Apple executives think about all the new products they announced today.

I often joke that I’m terrible at games but it’s true. I was playing Silver Pines and there’s a part where you have to put *something* into an incinerator. I won’t get into the specifics of how it happened but I jumped inside by accident and died. 3 hours of progress, gone.

To be clear, this was 100% on me. There’s even a sign on the wall that says not to go in after you’ve turned it on and I just… didn’t do that.

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It’s very funny to be like “X is once again important because it’s where executives post marketing material.”

Insane that they’re turning this series into a movie. There’s no amount of money you could pay me to watch this.

Bloody Disgusting@bloody-disgusting.com

The creator of THE BOYS. The director of THE SADNESS. One of the most depraved comics of all time becomes one of the most depraved movies of all time. Exclusively watch the teaser trailer for CROSSED: bloody-disgusting.com/movie/397103...

This is the most “Microsoft” thing ever.

Kevin Beaumont@doublepulsar.com

Well done to the person in charge of Surface for doing a presentation where Surface wasn’t spelled correctly.

Pretty insane that we got *two* solid Silent Hill games within twelve months of each other, both in completely new locations, with interesting protagonists who aren’t just pathetic middle-aged white dudes.

This would be amazing.

matt@stavola.xyz

I think one of the most valuable things that bsky can do for the atmosphere is leverage its position as the only app with a large audience and heavily promote "high quality" ATProto apps in-app. The live indicator and profile buttons are cool, but it's really limited and discovery is spontaneous.

I cannot stress this enough: please stop posting screenshots from Twitter and dragging trash-tier gaming discourse over to this site.

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Cannot express enough the speed at which I would turn the game off, put down the controller and immediately sell the console.

GamesIndustry.biz@gibiz.bsky.social

Microsoft has patented an "ad-credit" system to display adverts and announcements during PC and Xbox game sessions without disrupting gameplay www.gamesindustry.biz/microsoft-fi...

Not the point but Remedy's overall style for something as simple (I know it's not) as a hotfix update thumbnail remains undefeated.

Remedy Entertainment@remedygames.com

For the CONTROL Resonant launch, we are deploying a hotfix to address enemy health pools and Dylan's combat strength. Combat is more dynamic. Upgrading is made more straightforward. More on our blog: https://ow.ly/VEE350ZQXhC #CONTROLResonant

Maybe I do have both Control Resonant and Silent Hill Townfall pre-ordered but is that so wrong?