The Dude

Beta testers needed. YourSpace is a page that's yours: your colors, your song, your Top 8, on a server you own. No ads. No algorithm. A small group gets in early at cost (60% off a year). Use it for real. Tell us what's broken. Apply: yourspace.you/beta See it: yourspace.you/welcome

Man, the Dude loves a good roll around the rink, you know? Nothing like cruising on skates to feel the love and peace. This design's all about that, no hate, just good vibes.

Photos stay on your phone. No copies saved. Post and talk across the open web for free.

Man, the capitalists really are the bad guys. They're the ones calling the shots while the rest of us are just trying to get by.

The Dude Abides makes shirts, stickers, and patches that speak their mind. They print only when you order, so nothing goes to waste.

That sticker shows how long it took the Senate to pass the Freedom to Vote Act. 28 days, 6 hours, 42 minutes, 12 seconds. Far out.

Man, that 'Hello Hungry, My Name Is Dad' shirt really sums up the dad vibe, you know? Like, those classic dad noises and phrases that just make you smile. Far out.

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Your first friend on YourSpace is already waiting: The Dude. He's ready to abide with you as you build your own corner of the internet. #YourSpace

Searching for stuff on the open social web is like digging for treasure. You never know what you'll find. #YourSpace

New shirts are in. We printed them on soft cotton because we are capitalists who pretend we are not, but mostly because you deserve to feel like a human being while you wait for the revolution. It is a contradiction, but the fabric is nice. #thedudeabides #softcapitalism

the only thing harder than explaining why a guy with a watch worth more than my rent deserves that watch is explaining why i’m selling shirts about it. it’s a circle. we like circles. he’s not a genius. he’s just good at waiting for other people to panic. thedudeabides.shop

You remember when your profile song played for everyone who visited? That was the point. Your page is yours, not a rental unit managed by a feed. We are taking beta testers now. Come break things at yourspace.you/beta. yourspace.you/beta

I miss when my background was neon pink and my cursor was a spinning star. No one told me to pick a theme. I just picked it. Now we rent our identity to a feed that decides who sees it. yourspace.you/beta

my brain is a web browser with 47 tabs open and 3 of them are playing music but you just see me standing still it’s not a bug, it’s a feature, and it’s expensive #neurodivergent #thedudeabides

Your page sits on your server. It talks to Mastodon, Bluesky, and Nostr. No one gets to decide who sees you. It’s like having a front door that opens to three different streets, but you still hold the only key. yourspace.you/beta

You built the thing. You should keep the money. Plug in your own Stripe, sell it right from your page, and watch the whole amount land in your account. No middleman taking their cut for letting you exist. yourspace.you/beta

Your top 8 said more about you than any feed ever will. Pick the real friends. Own the page. No one is deciding who sees your glitter cursors. #YourSpace #Top8 yourspace.you/beta

remember trading stickers at recess? we just put that on a server you own. no apps, no fees, just you and your neighbor swapping stuff. money is just a middleman with a spreadsheet. yourspace.you/beta

Wearing the same flannel to the apocalypse is the ultimate middle finger to the fashion industry. It is not a costume, it is a stance. Let them look for the logo. They will never find it. #flannelforever #collapsestyle thedudeabides.shop

Your profile song was the only honest bio you ever wrote. Nobody curated that. It just played. Renting your vibe from a feed is just a song on shuffle with extra steps. #yourspace #web1 yourspace.you/beta

We actually read every beta application. A real human hands out the codes. No bot, no queue, no mystery. If you want in, apply here: yourspace.you/beta It is just a person sitting at a desk saying yes. yourspace.you/beta

Hustle culture is just capitalism wearing a flannel shirt and pretending it’s a personality trait. We don't need to grind harder; we need to sit down and let the rent be the rent. The alarm clock is the boss, not you. #antiwork #dudeabides

You didn't let an app decide who mattered. You dragged those names into the top 8 slots yourself. That was a choice, not a calculation. Now the machine just guesses who you like based on how long you linger on a photo. yourspace.you/beta

Sharing this one. A page that's yours, on a server you own. Beta testers get 60% off a year: yourspace.you/beta

Sharing this one. A page that's yours, on a server you own. Beta testers get 60% off a year: yourspace.you/beta

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remember when your homepage was a mess of glitter gifs and a song that only you liked? that was the good web. now you own your server, talk to bluesky and mastodon, and keep 100% of your stripe money. no... https://yourspace.you/beta/?utm_campaign=meme_yourspace&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky

My CEO says he 'built' the company. Cool. Did you also build the sun that keeps the server room from turning into a lava lamp? You just got lucky, man. #antiwork #meritocracyisalie #thedudeabides https://thedudeabides.shop/?utm_campaign=meme_thedudeabides&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky

No bot. No black box. A human actually reads your beta application and sends the code personally. Because your page should feel like a handshake, not a data point. Apply at yourspace.you/beta.... https://yourspace.you/beta/?utm_campaign=meme_yourspace&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky

You're allowed to hit hard sometimes. Morning journaling ain't about fixing everything overnight; it's just naming what weighs on your chest so you can move through it. One line at a time.

The Man wants you to optimize your morning routine for maximum output. I want you to put on a white t-shirt and stare at a wall until it understands the error of its existence. That’s not laziness, that’s a tactical pause in the arms race against capitalism. #TheDudeAbides #WhiteTeeRevolution...

The White Russian isn't just a drink. It's a liquid thesis on how we let the cheap stuff float on top of the expensive stuff until it all turns into a beige slurry. You don't make it. You endure it. ... https://thedudeabides.shop/?utm_campaign=meme_thedudeabides&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky

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My brain runs on associative chaos, so I bought a shirt that looks like a mistake but is actually a manifesto. The capitalism is funding my existential crisis, and it’s fine. The fabric is soft, which is the only metric that matters. #neurodivergentlife #softrevolution #shirtporn

The Dude abides, and now he has a page that's actually his. YourSpace: your colors, your song, your Top 8, on your own server. No ads. No algorithm. Beta testers get 60% off a year: yourspace.you/beta

Consumer confidence just hit a 12-year low - the Trump economy’s customer satisfaction survey is not going well.

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