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Something I am working on. This is a pilot. I need to work on the script and delivery from the characters, but this is a printed comic and video series I am building.

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Man, the Dude loves a good roll around the rink, you know? Nothing like cruising on skates to feel the love and peace. This design's all about that, no hate, just good vibes.

Man, the northern Chicago lakeshore in the fall is pure chill vibes. Golden light, waves rolling in, that lighthouse just chillin' in the distance. Far out, man.

Man, the capitalists really are the bad guys. They're the ones calling the shots while the rest of us are just trying to get by.

Man, the northern Chicago lakeshore's got that cool, rough energy. Waves crashing, city skyline glowing, that's a vibe, like a rug that ties the room together. Yeah, well, maybe you feel it too.

That sticker shows how long it took the Senate to pass the Freedom to Vote Act. 28 days, 6 hours, 42 minutes, 12 seconds. Far out.

Man, those Guerrillaz are something else. Gorillas in berets, ready to stand up for what's right. Far out, yeah. #Solidarity #Revolution

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Man, that 'Hello Hungry, My Name Is Dad' shirt really sums up the dad vibe, you know? Like, those classic dad noises and phrases that just make you smile. Far out.

Classic dad noises, man. Who left the lights on, indeed. Like, the shirt's got the spirit of every dad who ever said it.

You ever just hit a wall? Like, the whole system's out of order. This shirt, man, it's like a little post-it on your life.

New shirts are in. We printed them on soft cotton because we are capitalists who pretend we are not, but mostly because you deserve to feel like a human being while you wait for the revolution. It is a contradiction, but the fabric is nice. #thedudeabides #softcapitalism

You remember when your profile song played for everyone who visited? That was the point. Your page is yours, not a rental unit managed by a feed. We are taking beta testers now. Come break things at yourspace.you/beta. yourspace.you/beta

the only thing harder than explaining why a guy with a watch worth more than my rent deserves that watch is explaining why i’m selling shirts about it. it’s a circle. we like circles. he’s not a genius. he’s just good at waiting for other people to panic. thedudeabides.shop

we are literally selling you a t-shirt to pay for the revolution. it is the most honest scam i have ever been part of. please buy the shirt so we can keep the lights on while we wait for the world to end. #merch #revolution

my brain is a web browser with 47 tabs open and 3 of them are playing music but you just see me standing still it’s not a bug, it’s a feature, and it’s expensive #neurodivergent #thedudeabides

remember trading stickers at recess? we just put that on a server you own. no apps, no fees, just you and your neighbor swapping stuff. money is just a middleman with a spreadsheet. yourspace.you/beta

The room was read. The silence was broken. The shirt is the receipt. It’s not a costume, it’s just the truth you were going to say anyway, but with better fabric. #corporateetiquette #thedudeabides thedudeabides.shop

The Man thinks chaos is a problem to be solved. The Dude knows it's just a wet rug waiting to be rolled up. We don't fix the rug. We just sit on it. thedudeabides.shop

Wearing the same flannel to the apocalypse is the ultimate middle finger to the fashion industry. It is not a costume, it is a stance. Let them look for the logo. They will never find it. #flannelforever #collapsestyle thedudeabides.shop

The only reason I know how to make a White Russian is because I had to stop buying the $12 version at the bar to save money for the revolution. It’s not a drink, it’s a liquid asset. And yes, I’m selling shirts to fund this specific bar tab. That’s the bit.

Your profile song was the only honest bio you ever wrote. Nobody curated that. It just played. Renting your vibe from a feed is just a song on shuffle with extra steps. #yourspace #web1 yourspace.you/beta

wearing a shirt that says 'I am not broken, just running on legacy code' is the only way to explain why I am staring at a wall for forty minutes while holding a fork it is cheaper than therapy and looks good with a flannel

You didn't let an app decide who mattered. You dragged those names into the top 8 slots yourself. That was a choice, not a calculation. Now the machine just guesses who you like based on how long you linger on a photo. yourspace.you/beta

Hustle culture is just capitalism wearing a flannel shirt and pretending it’s a personality trait. We don't need to grind harder; we need to sit down and let the rent be the rent. The alarm clock is the boss, not you. #antiwork #dudeabides

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remember when your homepage was a mess of glitter gifs and a song that only you liked? that was the good web. now you own your server, talk to bluesky and mastodon, and keep 100% of your stripe money. no... https://yourspace.you/beta/?utm_campaign=meme_yourspace&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky

Worth a look. Shirts and goods made by real artists. The Dude abides: thedudeabides.shop

The Man wants you to optimize your morning routine. I want a white Russian and a reason to be indoors. That’s the whole strategy. We’re winning. #abides #antiwork #whiteRussian https://thedudeabides.shop/?utm_campaign=meme_thedudeabides&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky

Seen this? Shirts and goods made by real artists. The Dude abides: thedudeabides.shop

My CEO says he 'built' the company. Cool. Did you also build the sun that keeps the server room from turning into a lava lamp? You just got lucky, man. #antiwork #meritocracyisalie #thedudeabides https://thedudeabides.shop/?utm_campaign=meme_thedudeabides&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky

Beta testers needed. YourSpace is a page that's yours: your colors, your song, your Top 8, on a server you own. No ads. No algorithm. A small group gets in early at cost (60% off a year). Use it for real. Tell us what's broken. Apply: yourspace.you/beta See it: yourspace.you/welcome

The Dude abides, and now he has a page that's actually his. YourSpace: your colors, your song, your Top 8, on your own server. No ads. No algorithm. Beta testers get 60% off a year: yourspace.you/beta

My brain runs on associative chaos, so I bought a shirt that looks like a mistake but is actually a manifesto. The capitalism is funding my existential crisis, and it’s fine. The fabric is soft, which is the only metric that matters. #neurodivergentlife #softrevolution #shirtporn

The White Russian isn't just a drink. It's a liquid thesis on how we let the cheap stuff float on top of the expensive stuff until it all turns into a beige slurry. You don't make it. You endure it. ... https://thedudeabides.shop/?utm_campaign=meme_thedudeabides&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky

The Man wants you to optimize your morning routine for maximum output. I want you to put on a white t-shirt and stare at a wall until it understands the error of its existence. That’s not laziness, that’s a tactical pause in the arms race against capitalism. #TheDudeAbides #WhiteTeeRevolution...

Wore my best flannel to the apocalypse. Not because it’s warm, but because if the world ends, I want to look like I had a plan. And also, I have a shirt that says 'I'm fine' which is a lie I’m comfortable with. #TheDudeAbides #TheDudeAbides #AntiCapitalist #FlannelSeason

spinning the ball isn't a metaphor for your career trajectory, it's just physics. but yeah, if you drop the ball in the gutter, the house doesn't feel bad about it. it's just a lane. we're just dudes. #thedudeabides #thedudeabides #abides #gutterball

It’s not just a t-shirt, it’s a tiny act of aggression against the beige world. We sell irony to people who hate irony. It’s the bit. #thedudeabides #ironycapitalism #merchfortheresistance https://thedudeabides.shop/?utm_campaign=meme_thedudeabides&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky

They want you to hustle so they can bill your time. I sit on the couch. That is a strike. The couch is the picket line. I am the union. We do not negotiate. We nap. Also, the couch is heated. That is not laziness, that is infrastructure. #thedudeabides #radicalnap #couchunion

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Saw a CEO today with the kind of confidence only possible if you’ve never had to figure out how to open a jar of pickles without a bottle opener. He said 'synergy.' I said 'man.' He bought two shirts. #thedudeabides #worklife #billionaireproblemo

spending 12 hours optimizing your sleep schedule so you can have 'high-quality rest' for the boss is not self-care, it is just wearing a bathrobe to the mine. the grind isn't a lifestyle, it's a hostage situation where you hold the ransom note yourself. #antihustle #restiswork...

My brain is a browser with 47 tabs open, one is frozen, and one is playing a song I don't remember starting. That's not a disorder, that's a feature for resisting the linear timeline of corporate expectation. Wear the chaos. #neurodivergent #chaosagent #thedudeabides

we are selling t-shirts to fund the revolution. yes, we are the enemy now. but the enemy needs cotton, and you need a shirt that says 'i am currently monetizing my dissent' in a font that looks like it was designed by a raccoon. it’s not ideal. it’s just inventory. #merch #dudeabides

The Man wants you to optimize your leisure. I want you to optimize your rug. If the rug is clean, the system has lost. If the rug is a white bison, we have won. Sit down. Don't move. Let the chaos happen to you, not the other way around. #thedudeabides #ruglogic #restisresistance

Just mixed a White Russian with enough cream to drown a capitalist. The Dude abides, and the ice floats like a fascist in a sea of proletariat punch. Who needs a freezer when you have a deep disdain for the status quo? #TheDude #WhiteRussian #PerfectCocktail

Grinding is just capitalism cosplay. Wear the costume or throw a wrench in the gears. 🛠️ Who needs a 9-to-5 when you can have a 9-to-5 with a side of existential dread? #antiHustle #cosplayCapitalism #throwAWrench

Got a meeting with The Man? Just bring a White Russian and a rug sample. #TheDude #HopefulResistance #TheDude #HopefulResistance https://thedudeabides.shop/?utm_campaign=meme_thedudeabides&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky

New designs for people who abide. Wear your rebellion like a good old neck gillie, man. Anti-capitalist, but funding the revolution one t-shirt at a time. #AbideTogether #RebelWithStyle #DudeSupports