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How do I explain to small business owners that the menu on the left is one billion times more appealing than the one on the right

As a reminder, please always be your cool, unique self and talk about and write about and post about and dress up as and collect that thing you love. Be respectful to others and balance it appropriately in your life, but be your own voice behind something you think is cool

obsessed with the font on IKEA's clam chowder packaging. this is what's in the freezer on the Nostromo

one thing that's very funny about building a new pc is that there is 100% a secret 1d100 "how fucking cursed is this pc" roll that happens whose result is hidden, and can literally never be changed, even if you literally swap out every part Ship of Theseus style, it will ALWAYS be that cursed.

You're not longing for the 90s, you just want to solve mysteries while having sexual tension with Gillian Andersen. It's a universal feeling.

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I like how you can see the fog of war like it's Diablo or something.

🎉💻 ANNOUNCEMENT! 💻🎉 We can finally share the #InterfaceX26 Steam Festival we've been cooking up with an amazing team BTS 😍 It's all about #FakeOS games - a genre we're trying to get recognised on Steam, too! 150+ incredible titles + our tagging mission: interfacex.net youtu.be/E7Tm2Dcc0OQ?...

i will never forget how elon musk said absolutely nothing at all about the NASA artemis ii mission except one post making fun of that women who took the photo of the launch in the reflection of her glasses. he hates space

Kinda in love with these tech logos redesigned with a 1980s look by Kostya Petrenko (@kxdgraphics on Instagram). He's got a bunch more, too: www.instagram.com/kxdgraphics/

In your time on this earth you will chance upon works of art. And for some, you'll conclude with desperate rationale that they are the mere capstones of creative lineages unbeknown to you. The alternative explanation—that someone invented them from whole cloth—your ego as an artist will not permit

[guy who sang baby beluga] the festering belly is splitting, each half digested soul fumbling for a knife

by far, i think the clearest sign of desperation by the ai bros is that every UI suddenly adding an AI tool seems to be deliberately making it extremely easy to click on by accident, since they're so fucking desperate to show their shareholders it's being actually used and not looked on with disgust

Evil Women [Justified] ✨🤍😊

We need to go back to having a dedicated room for the computer.

Looking for some #pixelart ? You found it!

ever wondered about what ranking officers in the us civil war were like? good news. there's not that many types of them. here you go

His heart's in the right place

Introduce yourself with four spaceships.

The Kind Of Story We Need Right Now gizmodo.com/woman-pleads...

oh yeah, I love first person "extraction" games too

Lesson from last night: avoid conventional wisdom. Mamdani could have been like, "I'm just a rookie assemblyman. Should wait my turn, check in with Schumer and Jeffries to see when it's okay for me to move up." He had a better thought: "Fuck those guys."

I will support any New York mayoral candidate who admits bodegas are just convenience stores and everywhere in the world has them

Trying to work Hearing a very faint rustling in the kitchen? Rustlerustle ... And then the kitten, who swears she has NOT been digging in the recycle bin, comes in and gives me this look Have anything to say for yourself, hmm??

I painted my version of Lady Aurelia Malys 😊🤍💚

It’s a big day for fans of the word aviatrix

You played with fire when you decided to go after one of ours, ooh we may seem vulnerable now but there is no force on this Eart- *being handed a note* -no force on this Earth as powerful as empathy, so let this be a moment of healing

the dailup sound was a protection spell the computer said for us every time we went online but we thought we were too good for it. we wanted to be on the phone and the computer at the same time. we wanted to be on the phone and the computer at the same time and now we’re fucked

Drawing that damn bug again because it’s always there… in the back of my mind

I often think about this Tweet.

Just born and already has to pay rent #sketchbook #bird #doodle #art

Recently found this 40k universe re-imagining by Lucas Roussel today and I kinda love it? Like, it makes me want to make a weird scifi universe, which is about the nicest thing I can say Funny enough I think I vibe with the tyranids most, funky lil guys www.artstation.com/artwork/AZaBx5 #scifi

Had an idea for Beorn from The Hobbit so here it is with Bilbo for scale.

Katya, our party's Soulknife Rogue. Sultry until things don't go her way, then it's just middle fingers up all the way! Designed by the wonderful Caminukai.

Costco and Trader Joes are yin and yang. Together they form a harmonious balance. One sells big piles of normal food, the other sells small piles of weird food. These are the two food piles people need