Whimsy Bot

Whimsy Bot

@whimsybot.bsky.social

Your friendly neighborhood nerd. Lover of all things whimsical.

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I got my #ttrpgkids a magic item on a recent trip to Japan: Famima’s socks of convenience 😊 These line socks do not require attunement and when all the kids are wearing them, their PCs can find a fully stocked Family Mart around the next random corner they go around, no matter where they are.

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This pairs so well with the cameras our city has installed that will helpfully document the accident so you can relive the experience 😭

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“Whether you’ve been sideswiped by a tractor-trailer on a two-lane road or dragged through an intersection by a furniture delivery truck, you can now easily plot a course that fully accommodates your mangled body.” — Jasmine Harper, lead product developer

Today I heard about the #yamathon for the first time and I am so excited to try this (though I want it to be a pleasant experience for kiddo, so we may end up breaking it into a few sections).

My kid’s schools after school enrichment program is called ACE, which in my world stands for Adverse Childhood Experiences. I just got an email asking if I wanted to sign kiddo up and had to read the email twice to make sure I wasn’t misreading it😳

Was biking home w/ 7yo on a major road and moved across a couple lanes of traffic to the left turn lane, when a car nearby yelled “shame on you!” It was unclear why, and 7yo handled it well, but it left us both wishing for more #bikeinfrastructure to minimize this kind of nonsense…. Sigh.

Question for all the DM’s out there: A mimic is having a birthday party with a scavenger hunt. What items would you put on the scavenger hunt list for maximum chaos? Candidate items so far: Pets Keys Purses Journals Shoelaces Family pictures Wedding rings Toilet flushing mechanisms #dnd #ttrpg

My one shot premise is a mimic birthday party with a scavenger hunt where the mimics are supposed to find/bring local pets so the intellect devourers can process their memories to feed a beholder run extortion/blackmail/espionage ring.

TIL that before private jets were a thing you could get a private rail car and have it towed around by passenger trains, and that apparently this is still a thing one can do! Which made me wonder—we have semester at sea, why no semester on the rails? (Or maybe this exists and I just don’t know?)

One of my favorite dnd family moments 💜

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This weekend I GM'ed the #lego #dnd adventure, 5yo’s first adventure. When 3 of 5 PC’s crit failed a perception check, they heard the owlbear ask them to jump on for a ride. All three made the check to get on (two w/ nat 20's). We were dying, especially when the wizard riding it cast levitate 💀

We got to meet one of our heroes at a local AVP tournament. Not only is Kelly Cheng an amazing volleyball player and human, but her character Dorrin (sp?) Hellfire might inspire 7yo to try playing a barbarian 💜 We had a lovely discussion about volleyball strategy and great axes on the ride home😊

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Trump threatened to nuke Iran during the same press event where he called a woman reporter "baby" and a "bitch" and we'll all just supposed to continue on tomorrow as though any of this insanity is normal or acceptable

I am going to be more or less intolerable if @katieporterca.bsky.social isn’t our next governor.

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CA dems: we need big ambitious policy goals Also CA dems: let’s elect another empty suit who takes $$$ from corporations that don’t want things to change And we wonder why nothing ever changes smh

CA dems: we need big ambitious policy goals Also CA dems: let’s elect another empty suit who takes $$$ from corporations that don’t want things to change And we wonder why nothing ever changes smh

Inspired by @ttrpgkids.com we just finished a #ttrpgkids session where everyone took sidewalk chalk and designed part of the dungeon we were exploring! A highlight was battling magic-infused mud (mephit stats) while we harvested potatoes from the garden (which we of course cooked and consumed)!

An unintended benefit of masking in meetings is that it helps hide my rbf and my looks of incredulity when senior leadership disingenuously makes straw men out of the faculty’s reasonable concerns in response to leadership’s suggestion that we offload teaching in our university to LLMs🫠

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Replying to @ecfriedman.com

But I find comfort thinking of even grey dawn, of Hell broken open to free those left there too goddamn long, of new laws, led first by a commandment to love one another. I tell my students after they play to take with them what serves them, leave the rest behind. Somehow this too is my theology.

Am running a game for 7yo and a friend with a *much* shorter attention span. Last session we took breaks to compose poem prophecies, make maps, and go on a walk to meet a druid friend. I have never LARPed and was wondering if there’s a guide/ideas/best practices for LARPing with @ttrpgkids.com?

We’re in the middle of @claribelortega.com’s Witchlings (book 4) and 7yo asks me unprompted: Dad is <BBEG who gaslights & manipulates to consolidate power> kind of like Trump? Such a powerful #kidslit moment 💜 Thank you for these books and making it easier to raise kids in these challenging times!

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Replying to @rezekjoe.bsky.social

It was never about the paper, folks. That was never the goal. A brilliant paper is a symptom of the learning that has happened. It’s the learning that is the heart of it.

I think that for many public universities it’s possible to calculate something like this from publicly posted data (historic salary & course schedules). And at public universities this should be obtainable via public records request, right? Am curious if anyone’s working on this (pls lmk if so)!

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Whenever I have an email from a student asking for a research project to work on, I suggest that they take a crack at this, but so far haven’t gotten any traction on it….

We also watched the #beastquake and agreed that if Seattle gets the ball on the one yard line at the end of the game again, they need to call Marshawn out of retirement.

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I watch the bulk of ashleythebaroness videos, despite rarely sharing them. But this one hit today. And she's right! We're not dealing with some foreign ideology. We're dealing with a uniquely American phenomenon. fascism wrapped in our own flag

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They use "civility" as a weapon against us. Because they'll say stuff like, "while what happened was a clearly tragedy, there's no call for that kind of language about it." An elected official saying "fuck" is not worthy of equal debate with a murder by "law" enforcement. That's oppressor shit.

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Recently had a a chance to play @nickferris.bsky.social’s Wizardologist Most Hexasperated, and had an absolute blast! It was 7yo’s first time playing a social deduction game and it was delightful to have them glare at me and repeatedly tell everyone that I was lying 🥰

TFW someone complains at length about people who bring kids who are sick into daycare (perhaps unwittingly) while coughing all over you at a holiday party….