Pie Porgan, CPhT

this is my pining skeet

let's make this ibuprofen a webuprofren

PRESLICING THE PIE IS FASCISM

i like seeing a semicolon in public

they said "i bet you aren't hitting the share button today." pffft www.maptap.gg October 26 99🔥 100🎯 48😕 88🎉 16😝 Final score: 607

"You may not be interested in politics. But politics is sure as hell interested in YOU!" I've said that line a few times or more..

*phases of last night’s moon*

In the early 2000s, we all believed in Ja Rule of law.

it really is incredible how much of human technology relies on boiled dead horses and cows

Actually, they added a metal detector to enter the House floor after Trump’s supporters attacked Congress.

that's enough mercury retrograde

lots of drunk pittsburghers this morning

More bongs, less bombs. Come on.

Rest assured, this will be the eighty-ninth time the Fifth Republic has dealt with an inchoate mass protest movement until it peters out after a few weeks, and we have become exceedingly efficient at it.

www.maptap.gg October 25 100🎯 93🏆 96🏅 80👏 98🔥 Final score: 919

www.maptap.gg October 24 96🔥 96🏅 73😁 100🎯 80🌞 Final score: 878

Neosporin: Matrix guy going to seed.

Be the fresh, horrible little reporter you wish to see in the world.

i work on halloween so this year i'll be dressing as slutty pharmacy technician

www.maptap.gg October 21 100🎯 79👏 93🏆 64🫣 94🏅 Final score: 839

diminish an anime: Maim la Maim

Yo' Gabapentin! (anyone do this one yet?)

Today, we are announcing a huge new project in development: The Dark Money Illuminator. You can search any nonprofit to see: - Funders - Directors and officers - Groups it’s connected to You can also explore/search nonprofits by assets. And it’s going to be FREE! Donate to support this project

i was told there'd be pipe organ, of course

don't forget: when we fall back this year, we are turning our clocks back 2 hours!

That won't cut it, I need the prescription strength lasagna

Some people come into your life as a reminder that you enjoy being alone

Today in history: 10/20/1976, two attorneys general resigned rather than agree with President Nixon to fire Watergate special prosecutor Archibald Cox. The “Saturday Night Massacre” led to his impeachment.

took some time out of my evening to thumbs down all of @2econdborn.bsky.social's youtube videos 😄

Wordle 1,949 4/6 ⬛🟩⬛🟩⬛ ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🤘 the number of times i've used this as a starting word, doh!!

The newest segment of the Mon-Fayette Expressway, between Route 51 and Camp Hollow Road in West Mifflin, could be open in time for Thanksgiving traffic. Mindy Woods of the Penn State Greater Allegheny GA-Zette talked to Turnpike Commission officials: tubecityonline.com/2026/10/newe...

Guys, the Supreme Court of Ohio building is incredible.

Yes, Ryan, I'd like to buy a disavowal.

www.maptap.gg October 19 97🔥 100🎯 90👑 73🤗 83😁 Final score: 845

I hereby disavow Showtime’s underrated two-season series “Brotherhood”