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AOC on possibly running for the Senate or President: They assume my ambition is a title or a seat. My ambition is way bigger than that. My ambition is to change this country. Presidents come and go, elected officials come and go, single payer healthcare is forever.

We must imagine Sisyphus on polymarket.

There is no McTry.

Look, people, there is no evidence that Senator Tom Cotton was caught pleasuring himself while watching the video of those survivors clinging to a portion of a wrecked boat until they were murdered by a second missile. There's just no truth to that at all. Stop saying it.

In the era of AI it’s more crucial than ever that social media sites add a serif to the lower case L

the entire twitter and group chat poisoned elite of American society who decided Trump winning an election by 1.5% heralded a thousand year reich may have miscalculated a bit

remember when elon musk was still in government and DOGE still active and they pretended for like a week rampent social security fraud was happening, and then it turned out they just didn’t understand that databases would include people who passed away and we never heard about this “fraud” again lol

Felt

Trump: everyone in the US died from drugs last week Reporter: [nods] Trump: so we must murder on the high seas Reporter: [nods] Trump: I caught Trix rabbit once Reporter: [nods] Trump: the cock on that bunny Reporter: [nods] Trump: bigger than you think Headline: Trump Policy Seeks To Save Lives

imagining michael caine on a caribbean island sipping a piña colada while reading this script and then slowly sitting up, removing his glasses to wipe a tear, and calling his agent, “i’m coming back”

Eleven more libraries will reopen on Sundays, thanks to the leadership of the City Council. They never should've been closed in the first place. As Mayor, I'll end this absurd budget dance that keeps our beloved libraries in limbo year after year.

Another day to realize Brown v Board really did break racists' brains. They'd rather be uneducated than integrated.

The Bureau of Labor Statistics commissioner's biggest mistake? Not going on Joe Rogan.

The White House landscape now matches our national political one.

gotta bring back 1850s abolitionist slurs for ICE, call them manstealers and flesh merchants

Singing "trans sharia" to the tune of "My Sharona"

In the last five years, we've gone from "employees will never have to go into an office" to "employees need to be in the office because creative and innovative work can only be done face-to-face between humans" to "lol we don't need humans"

Zohran: Imagine living in a city where you can afford your rent, your groceries and even a meal at a restaurant now and then without much stress Eric Adams: Imagine a platypus so powerful that it could destroy the city. We need more cops

Pokemon Go friend code 699014118761

99.9% of being a Republican today is making up weird fan fiction about “liberals” and acting angry at it for retweets

The worst part is that "vote with your wallet" doesn't really work at all when your enemy has unlimited money and authority to keep buying up everything you love in a misguided attempt to win your favor by proxy. They never have to stop, they never will stop, and they will own everything.

the extent to which conservatives are CODDLED in the academy in a way that no one else is. the coddling of the american conservative. and then when they have to face the same pressures as literally anyone else, how they scream and cry and sob about how unfair it all is. yeah, I'm out of sympathy.

Omg. This makes so much sense.

We called him "Holy Father". We called him "Pope Francis". ... But we also called him, "brother". Thank you Pope Francis. youtu.be/U_ihahCBMMc

When you forget your remaining family are the ones who remember you

What RFK has done just this week to NOT support vaccines: -fired FDA's top vaccine scientist -buried CDC's measles forecast -shut down agency that runs the NATIONAL VACCINE PROGRAM (OIDP) -Hired anti-vaxxer to probe phony autism/vax links -Made Texas kids sick with his vitamin A measles 'cure'

Every season is stand by your pan season.

Looks like it's a *nice* day

The entire Axios bullet points conceit was a long setup to this moment wasn’t it www.axios.com/2025/03/07/t...

The policy agenda of Trump II is that Donald Trump got told no once and therefore the world must burn.

MIL excitedly called my wife to say Trump was going to allow student loan forgiveness in an executive order. MIL was flabbergasted that my wife dared point out that Republicans stopped every other type of forgiveness for decades, sputtered something about "terrorism" & being ungrateful, then hung up

On this day in 1927 was born jurist Robert Bork, reviled for obeying Richard Nixon's order to fire those investigating Watergate crimes -- a performance that would later deny him a Supreme Court seat. "You think I'm a bootlicking shitheel?" he later reflected, "wait and see what's coming, fuckers."