Steve Flack

I solved the male loneliness epidemic with one simple trick: saying "hello" to people.

Thursday is a paid holiday. Because Flavor Flav said so.

When your friend transitions but they keep their name

It’s time to shove OPTO down their throats. The TWU rank-and-file shouldn’t empower anti-labor right wing chuds.

From the former member perspective: the deals they negotiated for office workers sucked and I was told to go fuck myself when I made my feelings politely known.

From the political perspective: they would prefer to keep transit as a make-work jobs program and that's why we're the only subway system with two crew on almost every train. They're also the big reason why it took so long to end carriage horse rides.

only a long island castle would have this much parking.

soooooo which one of these four are the anti-semites?

hey what’s the (former) mayor up to

Glendale keeps Glendale'ing.

But you see, the problem is bus lanes.

Crowds and lines in Soho have made the tiny narrow sidewalks impassable? Let's blame the street design choices rather than the popular businesses please.

One of the problems raised by the Caffe Paradiso lines would be solved if we didn't insist on having 2 parking lanes and one moving lane for cars on every single street in Soho.

the UK is just cooked. seems like every boomer there has taken up NIMBY as their retirement hobby because god forbid people have access to affordable groceries

Bad Art response to bad art

If I was a freelance New Yorker illustrator, learning the art director was really good at using Claude would be a red flag

Oh, shit. www.publishersweekly.com/pw/by-topic/...

Ultimately this is my problem with car people. They only see scenarios in which they suffer zero inconvenience as worthy compromises. They will never give up anything of value to anyone else. And they think this makes them the heroes.

Because I stopped to check out how many tickets this guy had, we avoided getting hit by a DIFFERENT car that sped backwards on to Cumberland Street. SPOILER ALERT: lots of tickets.

Here’s someone who insists that Borough President Antonio Reynoso “must not be from [Brooklyn]” because he supports Flatbush Avenue bus priority. Antonio Reynoso was born and raised in South Williamsburg.

RETIRED? Hardly! #CriminalMischief is back — with a very special episode featuring a confrontation with one of NYC's worst people!

Seriously though, a woman from Pennsylvania who moved to NYC is more detrimental to “making generational New Yorkers leave” than someone saying some shit on Instagram. And no amount of digital blackface will make it ok.

"The Jews who went to Mississippi didn't take selfies and post tweets." Okay, but honestly, if tweets had been a thing in 1961, many of them probably would have done.

#2 made me imagine somebody reading a tree grows in brooklyn and then calling the tree a transplant

“transplant” discourse has gone off the rails.

this. this. a thousand times this.

EDITORIAL | Albany should let NYC go green on red-light cameras

The Daily News Editorial Board: "Few policies can be so directly tied to saving lives and it’s an outrage that the city needs the approval of the state Legislature for this program and that the cameras at all 600 intersections expire on Dec. 1, 2027."

Something has happened to the word "autistic" where there are now people in their 30s and 40s self-identifying as autistic without knowing what autism actually is. And today I was assumed to be autistic by someone in their 30s simply because I was running late to class.

“Look, I’m not sure what MCR could do that would make we want to see the Long Live The Black Parade tour a third time.” “They added a power point presentation.” “Ok, when do tickets go on sale?”

No one is using the train tracks either. Time to get rid of those too. bsky.app/profile/step...

watching gen x become boomers has been eye opening. maybe the human brain wasn’t designed to live this long.