Eric, but spoooky

Turn the fun aspects of paranoia into projects.

🎵 AHHHHHHHH 🎵

i’m just so fucking sorry that my muslim friends have to be hit with this despicable racism every single day. it’s not ok and you should not have to tolerate it. this country belongs to all of us.

Think about how little your representatives have said or done to defend their colleague Ilhan Omar. Now try to imagine how little they will do when it's our turn.

This is excellent news, and it will allow lots of people, including renters, to reduce their energy bills without all the red tape.

this is fucked up

“Consistently maintains dog treat supply”

the Ohio Democratic party is purging its ranks by forcing trans people to either resign or go along with politicians who threaten their existence and calling a pride group an "unwelcoming distraction." If we're just a distraction, then win without our votes and get rid of the fake "pride" orgs 👍🏾

“I didn’t shoot AT him, I was shooting WITH him” should be a valid legal defense.

if you don't support trans rights, you are a loser

It's a jungle gym a seesaw all in one Pretty good gravity demonstration Proves force is acceleration times mass Use it as a science prop for your Epstein class

Going to start carrying an ether rag around with me to get out of uncomfortable situations. “Hey! You gonna pay for that?” Congrats sir, you just played yourself. Now you can deal with this knocked out middle aged dude on your shop’s floor.

“Carl Ruby, a Springfield pastor, said he was struggling to make sense of Bel’s untimely death. ‘I know that I’m a pastor and I’m supposed to be forgiving,’ he said. ‘But right now as I sit with a broken family, I’m crying out to God for righteous judgment in those who made this happen.’”

this is seriously the funniest shit I saw today

a jury nullified the charges for someone caught breaking a flock camera america's systems are all designed so the social mass can take control at any time. just do it.

I will never acknowledge that Lay’s potato chips are made of potatoes. Your move, ad team.

A society cannot continue to exist when crime is legal when it's committed against people the government dislikes. bsky.app/profile/apne...

Nooo!

if the democratic party wants my vote they should probably stop actively telling me to go fuck myself for opposing a genocide

This is what the growth of surveillance is going to bring. Not safety from crime, but new, non-criminal acts redefined as criminal so as to give the police an excuse to exercise power. local12.com/news/offbeat...

When god takes away a 10mm socket he adds a mostly exhausted roll of electrical tape.

At this point everyone should have a taxidermy flock cam on their wall. There are plenty to go around.

despite all my rage its like flames on the side of my face

Lagunas was identified on social media by community ICE watchdog Ismael Cordová-Clough one week ago. In both Chicago and Minneapolis, he has threatened people by telling them they won't "like the outcome" if they continue observing. We've watched his behavior escalate over the last year.

New: We pieced together dozens of violent incidents from the ICE agents seen in viral videos from Virginia this week. They've roamed across multiple states, but are most often working in Chicago. We also verified the identity of Martin Lagunas, the fed who pointed his gun at a woman on Monday:

⚠️ 3:15pm Tuesday: A Tornado WARNING has been issued for Hamilton and southwestern Butler Counties through 3:45pm. This includes #Cincinnati. The storm is moving southeast at 45 mph. Protect yourself from flying debris! ⚠️

"Every Flock license plate reader camera operated by the Winona Police Department has been sawed off and stolen in what investigators believe was a coordinated [act of civic duty]." Blinding the cyclops, wrecking the panopticon. crimethinc.com/blindingthec...

Diarrhea Of Government Efficiency

countless nations with younger democracies and less robust political institutions would be storming the presidential palace to remove the guy by force before the night is out. Good for them.

It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait.

They're dry aging Kentucky's senior senator

Will no one rid me of this Platner News Cycle?

i'm ready to burn it all down

LOL

A 20 min call with Scott Jennings? Well he’s certainly dead now.

It’s never a bad time to get into DIY solar. Ground mount panels instead of my front yard landscaping are making a significant impact on my bill.