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im printing out posts from @turdguy.bsky.social putting them on Vivek Ramaswamy door and calling them “95 feces”

I've got your six, brother. - me, taunting the guy whose six I stole

I think we’ve found the headline of the year.

i’m not surprised to see taylor swift at the chiefs game today. her husband is chiefs all-pro tight end and three-time super bowl champion travis kelce, who recently added yet another ring to his collection — a wedding ring

If "some Republicans" are so concerned about speaking "aggressively" with women, you should get those Republicans reactions to Trump calling women "piggy," "ugly," and "nasty." Otherwise PERHAPS these aren't genuine fucking concerns jesus christ how is this real

One of the weird things about getting old is witnessing systemic and cultural changes over decades. 30 years ago, right wing media was basically just AM radio, and their ranting about elite liberal mainstream media actually had some basis in reality. Crazy to see how much of it has been captured

Imagine if that exchange was not recorded and El-Sayed had to go home and be like "So then I said 'well Tommy I think it is you who needs to understand the Constitution of the United States, not me' and then everyone clapped" while his wife rolls her eyes so hard she has a seizure

are you bragging about a baby or a president

Fun new bit doing the Ossoff deadpan voice and pivoting any topic into Congressman Mike Collins being a racist piece of shit.

bored

When I got to college there was a Doom II server on the campus ethernet and I didn't know anything about Doom or LAN gaming, but some nerd got me configured on it and have very fond memories of late nights getting wrecked in multiplayer

Agentic vehicles autonomously targeted a fence, a CVS, and several other shops after testers applied a brick to the gas pedal and put them in drive

Goddamn it's so funny that when it's all said and done the likely death knell for the US empire was that we kept electing a guy with an unshakable knowledge that buying things from other countries is what a deficit is.

Not to ruin a good dunk, but every house party has guests that secretly hate the hosts

pronounced the word menus as though it rhymes with venus and got kicked out of the restaurant

Trying to imagine anything being worth more than the earth's economy starts probing into philosophical and existential thoughts about what value is and how it can exist outside of human consciousness. Really fascinating stuff. For a stupid asshole to think about.

Wives can’t understand how good it is to be ravished by a guy who people would describe as “I can’t rate him it feels like rating my dad lol”

Socialism is when the waitress asks "another beer?" after you've finished the second one and your wife gives you That Look.

This Brewers/Padres NLDS is the second series of at least 3 games in postseason history where neither team led by more than 2 runs at any point, joining: The 1915 World Series h/t @EliasSports

Really though, fire Preller and Stammen. Fuck the both of them.

I think a lot of people think the point of sports is that your team will win and then you will be happy. That is not the point of sports. The point of sports is to be sad in a group

I will post hog if they win

Some tweets are too perfect to be lost to the other site. @davidjroth.bsky.social

BLAZING speed from Manny

More like Max Fried (pronounced the other way)

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HEGSETH: *points to general's ribbon bars* "What'd you get that one for? Fucking your mother?" GENERAL: *sternly* killing vietnamese children

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I absolutely hate when teams figure out a winning bullpen formula during the season and then completely abandon it when the playoffs hit. WHY put Miller in for a 6 out save when he's done that once in his entire career and never as a Padre. Stupid. This is on Stammen, not Miller.

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You can't let Gary Sanchez beat you. Walk him and deal with Chourio. Smart

Hey, I’m just asking questions. Ignorant questions, bigoted questions, questions that have been repeatedly answered for many years. Sorry, but I’m not listening to answers right now; I’m far too busy asking questions. It’s called being intellectually curious.

How does shit like this always happen to the Padres?

A fucking curse. It has to be a curse.