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[at the blood bank] "oh no, I just labeled all these blood bags incorrectly." "so they aren't type As?" "no they're all typos."

both of these men are broken. only one of them is broke

Kiah Stokes is the unlikely star of these grueling WNBA Finals: defector.com/kiah-stokes-...

South Africa wins: 2 Victory Points

🎶Tellllll meeeee..... it's not worth dying forrrrrrrr🎶

most common reported symptom post-infection? people reading @samesadecho.bsky.social's posts.

love hearing Fox News ads when listening to the Zach Lowe show. L-O-V-E I-T one of my favorite channels to tune in to.

when the the regular monks find out about the trappist ones

“Mr. Goodell, we already tried Jays A through Y.” “Well, ok alright then, make the call.”

My personal change: No fouling out. Ever. Every foul after 7 is shots and possession

when the the regular monks find out about the trappist ones

Kiah Stokes has the most made threes in the game for the Valks! 2-3 on a night where the Valks are currently shooting 5-20 from distance.

Valks fans rockin’ during a timeout in the third quarter, being the energy just because.

Kiah Stokes is such a baller. just such an outstanding paint protector. makes threes. awesome Awesome player

congrats to vivek ramaswamy for overcoming the odds to become the least popular vivek in the state of california

can't believe nba would support a market that posted this

They should sentence Vivek Ramaswamy to be Amy Acton's mother's butler.

I’m not a political journalist, so was gladly surprised at the community I found here last night. To Americans anxious about the upcoming elections, a key thing we learned in Brazil that might help you: DO NOT engage with the far-right online. Don’t share rage bait. Amplify your people. Ignore them.

Now... it's early, but I want it on the record that, before the NBA season started, I DM'ed @theuptownfive.bsky.social and said that I thought Ty Jerome could be an all-start this year.

I don't know the last time I laughed this hard.

a 14 year old is the new youngest player in the history of the greek basketball league and i promise you are not prepared for just how much this professional basketball player looks like a normal ass 14 year old

@fearthebrown.bsky.social does awesome work and here's a link to the depth ladder tool we discussed: intheno.net/introducing-...

God DAMN

contact lens technology. when I started wearing them in the mid-90s it felt like I was putting duct tape in my eyes (No I was not putting duct tape in my eyes)

This is just quality television and maybe the funniest thing Shaq has ever done.

fame often comes with more “why’s” than “y’s” but rarely is the contest as close as this

Unreal www.nytimes.com/athletic/771...

am fine with my choices

@sethpartnow.bsky.social I assume that Ty Jerome's opening night performance has not lead to you reexamining your priors about him?

fyi partial cancer only affects people it likes.

never heard of him

Not the first time a Travis Knight has gone up against AI

holy smokes, conan strikes up a chat with a random lady on the subway and she immediately starts riffing on his level, no problem.

genuine guffaw. especially with this picture. did I not know his eyes were different heights?

Knicks doing a good job surviving the non-Drummond minutes.

ironically, a program seemingly designed to just give money to the regime's friends and allies is textbook fraud

this is like the owners of Camp Mystic giving a big ol' shrug, after the 28 deaths from a flash flood they'd been so repeatedly warned was a concern.

Homemade political activism I saw on my walk today. Real “do I need a toaster license for my toaster” energy

Is this the best 7-day stretch of sports in the entire year: MLB playoffs, WNBA finals, college and NFL football, NBA season tip off, hoc-key regular season. An absolute cornucopia of sports

Angel Reese really taking it to my Valks

I am in a meeting that could take 20 minutes, but always takes an hour and I want to die.

Ninth????