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"Ok, ok. I see what you're saying. But how about—and hear me out here—instead of what you're suggesting, what if we just focus on the negative and wallow in self-pity? That could work too, right?"

Greg's God of War Laufey Hot Take!

Please enjoy a quiet moment at Epcot's International Gateway.

I’m sorry, but @snowbikemike.bsky.social just said “What the hell is GameFAQs?” on stream. Help, @gameovergreggy.bsky.social @andycortez.cool @blessingjr.bsky.social @grubb.wtf @tolkoto.com @kindafunnyvids.bsky.social @giantbomb.com

The final messages from @snowbikemike.bsky.social’s stream last night.

I can't believe we're gonna get to buy our Halloween costumes at the damn Kennedy Center.

@gameovergreggy.bsky.social RIP Paint Can – Classic Mode

Alex Pretti’s coworkers take a moment of silence this morning

This woman speaks for the majority of Americans. 🙌🙏🫶👇

A vet doesn’t get to put down a dog if they get bit. A nurse doesn’t get to kill their patient if they become disorderly.. So why are they trying to tell us that someone who is trained to “put their life on the line” gets to do whatever they want when they feel the slightest bit of danger?

R.I.P. 2025 (2025 - 2025)

If we all band together, we can make Disney regret this in record time. How many phallic-shaped things can you think of? I heard Mickey enjoys cucumbers. Daisy and Minnie love both Lady & the Tramp AND footlong hot dogs. I think it’s all time we see Donald’s now Disney-sanctioned corkscrew 🍆

@joeynoelle.bsky.social Hey Joey, today's Greg(Mike)way is showing up as private on YT

I did this for some reason awhile back (I feel like it was a discussion on game cross-overs) and I just feel like someone should see it. #Bloodborne #DarkSouls #EldenRing #FromSoftware

It’s funny catching wind that my posts against generative ai have raised a few eyebrows and pissed a few people off. I’d love to be able to give a fuck, but first I’d need to steal a million fucks from other people, and have a machine randomly assemble small parts of those fucks together for me

It's so funny to me that the simplistic visual style that Apple helped usher in after the curvy and over-designed aesthetic of the 2000s is now being left behind...by Apple...as they move towards a curvy and over-designed aesthetic. #LiquidGlass

@grubb.wtf @tolkoto.com With all due respect…Northern Kentucky is basically Cincinnati.

I’m a sucker for any “side by side comparison” commercial where someone from one side reaches into the other side.

Jimmy Kimmel's Monologue now has 14.3 MILLION VIEWS on YouTube. It would be a shame for you to share it www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1tj...

This is why everything sucks. It's not trans people. It's not immigrants. You are being robbed blind before your eyes and those same people also own all the tech and media networks to tell you that the cause is not them

The people I'm grieving for tonight are his victims: the impressionable children he misled for his own enrichment, & even more, the people he dehumanized along the way with his endless racism, fascism, & misogyny, people whose lives are worse because of his choices. That's where my sympathy lies.

"hide post for me" is so good. I see a post that sucks, it's gone for me. i'll never see it again. Incredible. there should be a way to do this with people. I mean aside from the main one

In Donkey Kong Bananza, Pauline's idle animations evolve over the course of the game as she learns to be more comfortable around DK. In the beginning, she looks around worriedly. After Sublayer 300, she starts ruffling his hair, and after Sublayer 1400, starts tickling him.

this iconic advertising copywriter named Kathy Hepinstall Parks died over the weekend and I wanted to share something from her website I thought Bluesky would like

Ugh. Same.

Shout out to knees, the elbows of the leg world.

Here’s what guys like Cuomo just can’t figure out, and what’s gonna to stall the Democratic Party for the next ten years. We’re sick of old people. It’s that simple. For 25+ years, old people have run things. At best, things have been “ok.” The worst has been awful.

DuckTales 2017.

Only the best commentary from @grubb.wtf and @tolkoto.com on @giantbomb.bsky.social youtube.com/clip/UgkxtXw...

Congrats to Nintendo for Anxious 13-Year-Old Girl, the most relatable video game character in video game history.

I don't know how I became a spreadsheet girlie, but here we are.

@gameovergreggy.bsky.social Just finished Superman In Review. Loved it. Just a reminder that the "Hall of Justice" is a real place in Cincinnati that has three museums in it...Including a children's museum 👀 www.cincymuseum.org/about-cincin...

The kind of timeline synchronicity you wait your whole life for.

Donald Trump just unilaterally bombed Iran. A masked gang is terrorizing our streets. America has rapidly devolved into an authoritarian state. That's why, today, The Onion has purchased a full page ad in today's New York Times with a simple plea to Congress: Sit back and do absolutely nothing.

@tolkoto.com @giantbomb.bsky.social ‘bout to blow.

Y'all notice they're rounding up most of these "freeloading" immigrants AT WORK???!!

If the United States saw what the United States is doing in the United States, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States.

I want to post about weird video games and all this fucking fascism keeps happening

Adults really don’t like it when you tell them how smiliar they are to 12-year-old girls.

@acarboni.bsky.social Waiting on my check.

Somehow the @popagenda.co logo reveal leaves @danryckert.com bleeding and on the ground. @giantbomb.bsky.social Couch 2025 is off to a roaring start.

This might be the absolute greatest reply we have ever received. Thank you, Cookie Monster 📕🍪💙

Happy Switch 2 Hype Day, @kindafunnyvids.bsky.social youtube.com/clip/Ugkxxzo...

Every time the Pokémon TCGP comes out with a new expansion, or my friend and I find a weird Pokémon we didn’t know anything about, we both immediately go into imagining what @snowbikemike.bsky.social would say. Cc: @kindafunnyvids.bsky.social

I didn't think it was possible for so many people to get so dumb so fast.