TorqueSmackey

[watching the president openly brag about personally doing election interference] looks like those dastardly russians are at it again

flavio bolsonaro dead today, at the senseless age of 45

this is a great app for being forced to learn about some jabronis no one cares about

had this in my brain for a while

christ this show sucks shit

tinashe album so good

it should be illegal for movies to be popular. discourse should be punishable by death.

charles "chuck" schumer has died after being chased and torn apart weapons (2025)-style by the children of white plains elementary while making a public appearance. he was 97.

😠

My reels algorithm is so fucking good now man. Pure psychic warfare straight from the White Martian

Felt like I needed to save this remarkably dumb guy to remember later

this lady dumb as hell

now that's what i call gaming

the important thing is the part about him being wrong but i also think it should be illegal to write like this in 2026

An account with this avatar was just blocked.

i found you, ms magoo

they finally invented a bake-off contestant that is Too Annoying

smoking that shit that makes me look like the live action Moe Szyslak

Butterfinger Mystery Solved Commercial FOX/KSTU 13 1993-10-31 : 31s

let's go

Hell Gate reporters are out in the streets talking to the people.

there are not 100 good shows

when my friend tells me they’re getting really into SALEM and Snow Strippers

Dying at "fair market value instead of underpriced MSRP"

the democratic party should be burned to the ground. trans rights.

i have been waiting for this moment

CHESTER BENNINGTON (chorus) I'm Elmo's 𝗗𝗔𝗗 I'm tall and 𝗥𝗘𝗗 MIKE SHINODA (quietly) Tall and red all the time still I can't believe the son is mine

sourdough starter is a type of guy

oh, you mean like hope? yeah no problemo

this lady dumb as hell

"wow the people who make this app are really stupid" yeah man the people who make every app are really stupid

- A Different Man, 2024

every new detail i learn about this movie seems designed to drive me, specifically, insane

this is what I'll be doing as well