slop enjoyer

nice couch you got there. it would be a shame if someone were to uh, claw the shit out of it

i swear you give a guy ONE perch and he thinks he owns the place

very urine-forward posting energy on the web site today

to those who piss, we salute you

World War One was the pee war. World War Two was the poo one

musical chairs is a children's game about layoffs

happy piss day to those who piss

musical chairs is a children's game about layoffs

[golf announcer whisper] he's reaching for the bread

this is fake. never happened

republicans wouldn’t be so mad all the time if they ate a gyro plate once in a while

this applies to both the restaurant and the public transit btw

how do they make the subway smell like that

laying in bed and suddenly remembering you said bye really weirdly two weeks ago to your friend’s friends who you’d never met before but it was trivia night and you were trying to branch out a little more

this is honestly so embarrassing

computer, release the hoodie and sweatpants protocol

i love that most DMX songs start with him loudly airing grievances

when white people die and fox news does a michael bay slow pan around their closest living relative

thanks for your invite; i will not be going

susan dell is built like you gotta answer her riddles three before you can walk past

this is the sound I hear every time i look at this, sorry

crazy how we invented guns and just so conveniently happened to have the perfect kind of powder for them

unlocked a new type of guy at work this week btw: guy who says ‘hubba hubba’ in a professional setting

computaer please download 4k swiss alps rail journey 3hrs natural sound

Incredible. Incredible

this is the best thing $3.49 and 23-27 minutes at 350 can buy you

computer, activate nasty mode

cool how 48 years ago they made a song that’s basically a paid ad for the ymca and we all still have to dance to it at weddings

incredible how our ancestors may have never traveled more than 15-20 miles from where they were born in their lifetime, yet here i am ripping a weed pen in the parking lot of a flying j travel stop somewhere outside of eau claire wisconsin

taking a hydroxyzine after 3 large beers boarding the flight to MSP

the care bear “hug dealer” shirt is crazy because it implies the concept of illegal drug trade canonically exists in the care bear universe

can you imagine the electricity in the room when the someone responded to “mamma mia” with “baby got the diarrhea” for the first time? chills just thinking about it

the scientists down in the overpriced airport beers department are proud to announce an exciting new development; two 24oz modelo drafts