dotJade

dotJade

@dotjade.bsky.social

jade/dot, goat/nautilus chimera she/they 🔞 #1 Fan of IvyGM and Punkitt (non-debatable)

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the homophobic boy detective
@gaorush.bsky.social

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Faith as a stat in FF Tactics increases magic damage the higher it is but if you finish a map with a certain amount your unit will just find God randomly and forever leave your party to because a nun or some shit

dotJade
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Everyone name your favorite Stupid Stats and Funny Stats i wanna think about this more today

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You can try all you might but every proper RPG has an essential stat that does not work at all or it becomes the quintessential “Funny Stat” of the game

dotJade
@dotjade.bsky.social

You can try all you might but every proper RPG has an essential stat that does not work at all or it becomes the quintessential “Funny Stat” of the game

dotJade
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Such as SMT IV which somehow has both. With STR barely being useful due to the fact that strength based skills scale higher with the Dexterity stat. than the strength stat

dotJade
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If your 1hr+ video has you using a high pass filter on your voice whenever you read out dialogue or has you constantly going “this will be important later” or “theres something i didnt tell you earlier” i will genuinely stop watching your video

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SQUEAKROSS: Home Squeak Home
@alblune.bsky.social

Play squeakross instead of the AI vibecoded picross

SQUEAKROSS: Home Squeak Home@alblune.bsky.social

Squeakross: Home Squeak Home is available NOW on Steam and Nintendo Switch! 🧩Solve 650 nonograms! 🧀Decorate your home! 🐭RATS! Made with love for picross experts as well as total beginners! Steam: s.team/a/2871440 Switch: www.nintendo.com/us/store/pro... More info: squeakross.cool

dotJade
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I need some panda express and also enough money to make my part of rent and also a job and also to be treated so nicely bc im sick rn

dotJade
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I tried to play the demo for the game ‘divine frequency’ and the combination of being sick and playing this game has made me feel more sick im gonna lay down and play more cozy ps2 games

dotJade
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It feels pretty good to play and it is technically a dungeon crawler of sorts with its design, but idk if i can manage with how fucked its visuals are its so dense

dotJade
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now that i've had my thor for a bit and have spent enough time on it to have beaten a game, i'm seriously coming around on emulation devices as a whole between retroachievements and rich presence, and the shocking amount of good experiences ive had with android based emus so far this is great

dotJade
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also god damn when i get the chance i'm getting an android based phone again. having an overall pleasant experience customizing and operating an android device that feels smoother than my fucking cellphone is insane LMAO. i've even started to use it for youtube

dotJade
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Beat my first game on the ayn thor!! Unlike the Posers on reddit and wherever else Castlevania Lament of Innocence (bc its that time of year), honestly really loved it, felt very familiar to me like the other kinda shlocky hack n slash action games ive played in the past

dotJade
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The most fun part was seeing how much they wanted to mess around with mocap and cutscenes, i always love seeing that in ps2 games. You can tell they were having fun with it Least fun part tho was the maps, sadly lol. Very purposefully frustrating and drawn out design elements

dotJade
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Derek Yu definitely made those posts about 1CC because he just wants people to like the games and not tie value to cost so much but by result of posting something on bluesky everyones twistin that shit into some bizarre elitism concept that doesnt meaningfully exist for arcade enjoyers

dotJade
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1CC elitism has never really existed unless its an argument on the internet which is funny bc its also coindumping but u take a little bit longer sometimes to dump the coins in

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Skunkape
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That’s because he *is* Boris Krinkle, one of the poker players in Telltale’s first game, Telltale Texas Hold’em.

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Skunkape
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#samandmax20th In episode 3 of Sam & Max Season One, the Freelance Police encounter a poker player named Leonard Steakcharmer. Funny thing, though — he really looks like this other guy named Boris Krinkle. (Share this thread for a chance to win a game key!)

dotJade
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The desire to surround the self with media containing progressive contents Vs almost any Japanese bestseller series

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Alpha Beta Gamer
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I usually check out as many games as possible in Next Fest, but the tidal wave of AI trash has beaten me Non-AI indie devs please post your games below and I'll check em out instead Also @steampowered.com PLEASE add an option to filter out AI games in searches. It's killing discoverability #gaming

dotJade
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i wonder how synonymous the prediabetes experience is because this shit does not feel "pre" anything. i'm doing fucking awful internally dawg gimme the meds for this shit already this can't go on

dotJade
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constantly thirsty, constantly tired, food never feels like it does enough unless its sugary or dense as fuck and that's not really healthy, eyes get blurry, my mood hits the shitter idgaf what the a1c says anymore man, i've been having to take advice from friends with t2 diabetes on how to deal

dotJade
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this is my eternal crashout phase. Eternal crashout phase will continue until my doctor does me a solid and gets me on glp-1s and whatever the fuck else im gonna need

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Dana Simpson’s Treehouse of Horror
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“While you’re dealing with reality like an adult, and trying to engineer the best available outcome, I and my morally superior comrades are sitting by and letting the worst outcome happen while we yell and sneer at you for not having the magic power to give everyone involved free ponies”

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milk
@milkand.bsky.social

relax, i'll handle it

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did anyone else notice how graves' ult line "I am the reaper's handmaiden" is spoken with the same cadence as "I AM THE ANGRY PUMPKIN" or is my mind rotten completely