Tomplex 🐦‍⬛🐈‍⬛

I just voted to defend Democracy, the Constitution and prosperity against enemies domestic and I hope you do too.

Really splurged at the grocery store today. Sometimes you need to treat yourself, even in trump's America.

My man looks like he's the new drummer in Munch's Make Believe Band.

Holy shit, Furious is... really, really good.

Maybe Trump is playing 3d chess?

I'm fucking tired of debating reality with weirdos. My brother, apparently a flat earther, tried to tell me the church wants me to think the earth is round. I'm like, what now? The church that jailed Galileo for heliocentrism wants me to believe the lie that the earth is round? I'm tired.

Morning coffee with the elder cats is my favorite time of day

The live action One Piece has no business being as good as it is. Everyone, everything in it is just perfect.

My conservative associates who love the constitution and hate taxes are big mad the SCOTUS overturned the unconstitutional taxes.

Two cats, one lap

Reading Night. Sleep. Death. The Stars. By Joyce Carol Oates with my elder cats. A story about a family torn apart by brutal and unnecessary police violence. Outside in the cold my entire country is being torn apart by unnecessary "police" violence.

Tinycat. Of the feral colony she's the only one using one of the 5 shelters I've built or purchased for them.

It is with great sadness that I realize that I'm all out of If Books Could Kill.

RIP Bullyboy. You joined the colony about a year ago, and everyone loved you. You only loved food. I tried my best to keep you warm and fed. I wish I could have helped you more. I'm sorry. I loved you.

im fiscally conservative but socially liberal. that means i think its good that there is rampant despair but i think people should legally be allowed to do drugs, gamble out of desperation, and kill themselves about it

What do you mean I can't solve all the world's problems simply by worrying? Clearly I must simply worry harder.

Has the president said which flavor of snake oil is best for reducing fevers? We have lots of rattlers around here, and video game logic would suggest that very dangerous snakes would yield the best oil. I want to corner the market.

He died in this debate but I still think that feminist from Cambridge owned him harder.

Whoa. I didn't even notice the illustrator in the room with us

The death panels and FEMA concentration camps are finally real and brought to you by the same folk that tried to scare you about these fake things back in the day and now we are supposed to feel patriotic about killing and harming people in massive numbers Happy Independence Day

I HAVE DECLARED A CEASEFIRE BETWEEN HOUSE ATREIDES AND HOUSE HARKONNEN. ARRAKIS IS SAVED. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

Did he sing John McCain's little song when he did it?

My neighbor with the giant gadsden flag up in his garage watching me march by to join the No Kings protest

Ready 2 eat

One of the cool things about life is there's a giant freight train of grief bearing down on us all and there's no way to get off the tracks.

Also, Canada, I love you and hate this ridiculous made-up horseshit that we're supposed to be enemies now because the world's orangest weirdo said so.

I mean...

A beautiful day on the catio

We've dealt with economic uncertainty our entire lives. Will social security be there for me when I need it? Will my 401k be sufficient? It's wild to think that the uncertainty was in fact a golden age, because now I'm absolutely certain we're all fucked. I miss the uncertainty.

When your cat is blissfully unaware of the punishing impact of Trumpenomics on household goods.

The new guy in town, first saw him like a week ago but this is the first time he came to eat dinner with the rest of the colony. Gonna need to get this guy clipped asap.

If you work at Tesla you should just not do that anymore.

Taking people who came from country A to country B and sending them to do forced labor in country C isn’t “deporting” them, that’s just “the slave trade”. The current administration is engaged in the slave trade.

Every day I wake up hoping to see a McDonald's based obit and instead I see the most heinous shit I've seen since yesterday.

Severance season 2 is really hurting my feelings.

I NEED YOUR HELP, I need you to share this image and this info like crazy on every platform, in Facebook groups, especially with folks who live in and near DC, and anywhere you can think of. We need this thing “out there”. Please please help!

🚨 Everyone needs to call their Dem Senator right now. They are starting to cave. Tell them: 1. Vote NO on Cloture AND 2. Vote NO on the Republican spending bill. Don’t let them pivot to reconciliation. GOP doesn’t need Dem votes on that and they know it. TODAY is the showdown. 🤳🏽: (202) 224-3121

I love her so much it hurts sometimes