Tom Cocozza

Damn, son.

A thing like that.

Will be doing some more fantasy/sci-fi news on select stories and series over at @watchandfindout.com if you'd like to give us a follow there 🫶

This is what I'm talking about.

the way I NEED this poster on my wall YESTERDAY

I'm hearing that Roberts actually described Ohtani as "Adam Ant", saying "He don't drink, don't smoke, what do he do? You know? Subtle innuendos follow. That's all I'm saying. There must be something inside."

Chourio!!

Look, the somewhat hyperbolic tendency to label everyone we disagree with politically as a Nazi can be overly simplistic, and the lack of nuance can overshadow a real discussion on issues. Other times, army leadership rolls out "Fascist Command!"

Al: So here comes Bundy into the game for the first time. You've all heard the Ted Bundy story, we don't need to go into it. Kirk: Dealt with a lot of adversity, and it's inspiring to see him face that adversity head on. Good looking guy too! Al: No kidding! So Bundy under center, 3 receiver set.

Announcing the merger with Titanic footage is an incredible bit

I made a seamless edit reconstructing Michael Myers’ return to Haddonfield using footage, dialogue and music from four “Halloween” films. See the full version (with and without VHS treatment) here: fxrant.blogspot.com/2025/10/hall...

MLB Payroll Ranks in the Division Series: Rays (27) vs. Yankees (3) Braves (9) or Phillies (4) vs. Dodgers (1) Brewers (19) vs. Padres (8) ChiSox (26) vs. Guardians (29) But let's impose a salary cap so there can be parity!

A mad man to the end. Bless him.

Reporter: What makes you confident that this team will compete next year? Juan Soto: Carson Benge.

The postseason will be wonderful!! But before we get to it, SAVOR today — the final day with more than four MLB games this year!! No matter what’s in store for your team next, this is one to enjoy. And for fans of teams with something on the line, good luck! Baseball is the best

20/20 VISION. 👀

I wish there were a single sentence that could simultaneously encapsulate and explain every single problem we have in modern society.

Tune in today at 12pm ET for a Plethora of Parodies, Prizes, and Incredible People! #PriyankaBose

Tune in today at 12pm ET for a Plethora of Parodies, Prizes, and Incredible People!

With a 60 game season.

He hit the fucking shit outta that one

The Pete Alonso tribute video (from Laura Albanese on Twitter)

In writing this and talking to Mets past and present, it kinda feels like Pete’s presence was a huge component of what the Mets were missing this season.

This is Francisco Lindor’s seventh grand slam with the Mets, including playoffs That breaks a tie with Mike Piazza for the most in franchise history, including playoffs

David Lee Roth for the entirety of 1984

Turns out that when Lindor, Soto, and Bichette are all in the lineup, the 2026 Mets offense is actually pretty good.

LINDOR GRAND SLAM! 💪

With a 60 game season in there!

We're debating if The Princess Bride is the perfect movie or if Westley is just a handsome pirate with a murder habit. From sword fights to ROUS, we've got it all! Is he a hero or a villain? www.shelftoscreenpod.com #PrincessBride #DreadPirateRoberts

11 years ago today, Bartolo Colon gave it some mustard.

FIRST HIT. BASES CLEARED. 🤯

Arte Moreno bought the Angels in 2003 (the year after they won the Series) for $184 million. He then spent 23 years running them into the ground, let the stadium decay, wasted Trout and Ohtani, and sold for $4 billion. And the owners are crying poverty and threatening to kill baseball next year.

Good for Robert Stock getting out of that jam while throwing a scoreless game against a first-place team with his spot in the rotation effectively on the line. Just a huge win for 30-somethings who spend way too much time on the baseball internet.

Inconceivable! ⚔️ We’re diving into the 14-year battle to film the classic. Plus the 30-second fart that stopped production. Is the main hero actually a villain in the original text? You decide! www.shelftoscreenpod.com #ThePrincessBride #Fezzik #Inigo

I don't hear anyone arguing that Sal Stewart should be the MVP over Crow-Armstrong or Ohtani. Interesting how RBI only matter in ROY and not MVP, is it now?

Big bearded Mexican guy opened his Met jersey on camera to reveal a Dolly shirt, place went nuts

Plug in, download, and don't get trapped in the mainframe! We continue deconstructing the 1992 VR disaster that Stephen King hated. Is early CGI still scary or is it just a digital meme at this point? www.shelftoscreenpod.com #TheLawnmowerMan #Jobe #TheShop

The YouTube algorithm served this to me and it was right to do so. www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIul...

at least 7 30-homer seasons in first 8 MLB seasons of career: Pete Alonso (only year without 30 was shortened season) Albert Pujols (8) Mark Teixeira Eddie Mathews Ralph Kiner

🚨New metric drop over at the Statcast factory, Baseball Savant This is one people have been asking about for while: which 1B are best at receiving throws? Yes, "scoops," but a lot more than that. Scoops are 2% throws to 1B. It's about all of them. baseballsavant.mlb.com/leaderboard/...

If nothing else, you can't deny the poster for this movie is amazing. #TheLawnmowerMan #adaptation

Before the Metaverse, there was the Cyber God! We are breaking down the VR nightmare that "redefined" 90s sci-fi. Did James Bond really fight a digital gardener? You will not believe our reactions! Listen here: www.shelftoscreenpod.com #SciFi #LawnmowerMan

JOSHUA BAEZ IS THE FIRST PLAYER IN MLB HISTORY WITH 3 HOME RUNS IN HIS MLB DEBUT!!!!

Christopher Nolan just ended civilization and we are still arguing over the palace dung pile. Is Odysseus a tragic hero or just a guy who desperately needs a GPS? Check out part 2 of our epic breakdown here: www.shelftoscreenpod.com #TheOdyssey #Nolan

Just like there are no limits to what cyber Jobe can do, there are no limits to what "adaptations" we will cover. Coming soon to a podcast near you. Sorry #StephenKing #TheLawnmowerMan #adaptation

NYM 13 CLE 6 Final The Mets hit three more homers. Not since 2015 have they looked this improved after the deadline. The sweep of Cleveland is New York's first since the final days of May. The Mets are 50-66.

Somehow, in the midst of a disastrous year and two days after a summer selloff, the Mets are putting the fun back into dysfunctional. www.nydailynews.com/2026/08/05/m...

Yikes. What this tells you, is to so many people in the know in baseball, is that defense really just isn't that important.