𝕋𝕠𝕞𝕒𝕥𝕠𝕄𝕒𝕟 😱🇺🇸🤬

Don’t suppose he happens to be dead yet?

One Zach == Half a mooch

APPLE gave tru*mp $25 million for the fucking ballroom. I've been using Apple devices for almost 50 years. At this point I honestly don't know what to do anymore. Can't talk about it on r/apple, unsurprisingly. I never thought I'd regret my career and life with Apple the way I do at this moment.

Spectacular fall day, enhanced by the soothing lilt of machine guns being fired at the nearby war museum Yay guns yay war yay killing 

Super excited for the new plague! And glad that we have a CDC fully staffed with capable scientists with strong support from an administration that leans heavily on science!

I remember when computers were fun and the Internet wasn’t a sucky mess of enshittified bots scamming people and lying about everything Fuck late-stage capitalism And yes, I know that saying that makes me a domestic terrorist according to our current fascist regime, first amendment be damned

We’re on a path to lose the Senate but win the House. Let’s make sure we win both. We can’t move forward with the plan to expand the supreme court if we don’t win the senate.

The only alternative name I’ll use is “Lake Fuck Trump”, just like the “Gulf of Fuck Trump”.

Republicans have spent the last year trying to defund Dolly Parton

Reporting from behind enemy lines in #Canada, I can attest: 1. Canadians are indeed superior to Americans in every way, as we knew, and 2. They don’t give a shit about the ignorant bloviatings of our awful president and his loathsome cabinet.

#brokentimes doesn’t even name the winner of this one, because he’s a democratic socialist and that’s bad, so the story is that the other person lost, not that he won www.nytimes.com/2026/08/05/u...

We are all waiting for the same one thing and everybody knows what it is Every fucking day we are all hoping and waiting No single person has tied the world up so completely since WWII

Look no offense #Argentina and it’s not your fault but since our asshole president put himself in the center of everything as always, we all want #Spain to win because he hates Spain and Spain hates him, and we want him to have to eat extra shit handing the trophy to Spain

"Stop criticizing us or will keep murdering people" is just a jaw-dropping thing for a government official to say.

I completely understand 1930-40s Germany now.

I’m going to charge money in the Straits of Hormuz too Everybody owes me money Thank you for your attention to this matter

Evergreen post: He could be impeached tonight and convicted at trial in a few weeks and removed from office immediately thereafter if about 20 people in DC decided to put country over party for the first time in their miserable, self-dealing lives

Trump is going to call fifa and tell them they just need to find 3 more goals

Allez les belges Not the USMNT’s fault but I don’t root for cheaters Fuck trump and fifa

I don’t root for cheaters

So we won so hard we’re paying them $300,000,000,000 in reparations?

NBA is rigged! when Spurs had 29 point lead the game should have been immediately stopped and Spurs declared winner. Instead officials decides to play "4th quarter?" and Knicks "somehow" score enough baskets to win. Fraud!

Wow

Oh, look a billionaire at courtside in a socialist city #nbafinals

“Jalen Brunson dribbles out the clock to put the Knicks up 3-0 in the NBA Finals while a euphoric Madison Square Garden chants TRUMP’S AN ASSHOLE” is a scenario that is absolutely in play, and I believe it would be among the greatest moments in TV history

Look, I’m not exactly rooting for the #spurs, but as a born and raised Bostonian I am constitutionally incapable of rooting for a New York team. My white blood cells would eat my brain if I did this.

For fucks sake is he fucking dead yet What the fuck is taking so long

Watching #wemby dunk is as exciting as watching me dunk on a 7 ft hoop

great post

Pretty amazing that the game now is just who can cheat the hardest out in the open and everybody’s cool with it as a form of governance Instead of, I don’t know, working hard to accurately capture the public will?

When I played Double Dribble on NES I would set difficulty to max and play the CPU and only regard it as a win if I tripled its score #knicks doing that to the hawks right now

My goal for this #Gardening season is to spend $500 to grow $5 worth of broccoli I am well on my way

If only a dozen Republicans in Congress found the will, they could impeach and remove him today.

I have never felt so much better about my entire life so quickly

Facts spoken by an ex-trumper...

For fucks sake Everyone who supports Trump at this point is a fucking traitor

I ALREADY SAID PLEASE STOP REPOSTING THIS PHOTO

Will everyone please stop reposting this photo of karoline leavitt

Trans Day of Visibility is tomorrow. #TDOV #ProtectTheDolls

Waiting for the 🍊🐓 to fall off the perch.

@warren.senate.gov @edmarkey.bsky.social I hope you will both support and amplify this Hard to believe it hasn’t been done already www.gillibrand.senate.gov/news/press/r...

Made my sign with a little local flavor. Let’s go!!! See you all at #NoKings #Boston! #nokingsboston

It’s almost impossible to imagine (a) how normal everything could have been today and (b) how much else were could have accomplished over the last year and a half if half of America hadn’t voted for this nuclear dumpster fire of racism, hate, greed and lies serving up fresh new horrors every day

What a nut job!!! Not facing reality. He wants Cuba, now Venezuela?? Can’t figure where to go next with Iran and the Strait of Hormuz.

“All that” = NOTHING, because it’s all a complete fucking lie and everybody knows it