TKFTGuillotine

Love logging on and immediately getting hit by three unbelievably stupid takes on AI. Everyone is an idiot theory stays winning!

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I think peak Steam Next Fest for me has to be Bumper Bout, which is a 1v1 pinball battle that is ungodly chaotic and features a ripped humanoid pinball named "Uh Oh." No online yet, but the store page suggests it will have it so maybe just a demo limitation. Still, fantastic time.

Nobody has been done dirtier by the rise of AI than this poor little shit.

Election news is all over the place today, goodness me. Here's to hoping ours goes a bit better in a couple weeks.

Thinking to myself "oh yeah, we've got really fast internet now, I can download this 160gb download really quickly" and being reminded that no, I still cannot in fact do that lol.

I've been quiet about it for a hot minute so I feel the need to remind everyone that I am still wildly impatient for the Steam Frame despite the "waitlist could be after 2027" reality I find myself in. I SEE PEOPLE STILL GETTING PROMOTED, SURELY I'M NEXT!

Heads up, as of the other day the Steam Next Fest list is now supposed to be curated to your tastes and what's been well received. Which makes it much easier to scroll by the slop. Still a lot of it, but it's not literally every listing anymore like it was on Monday.

Not the top Steam review of Dressmaker making me cry this morning!

Just as a private equity firm buys out a corporation and strips it for parts, a consultant class is raiding the Democratic Party and getting “generationally wealthy” along the way New from me and @adambonica.bsky.social newrepublic.com/article/2163...

Once mass spam texts were made legal, younger donors vanished, leaving a grassroots fundraising machine that subsists on squeezing vulnerable seniors, some of whom give hundreds of times a day. It’s a horrific model. Consultants get generationally wealthy, and the party hollows out its future.

Diagram Of A Patriot’s Brain https://theonion.com/diagram-of-a-patriots-brain/

With the massive influx of security vulnerabilities discovered by AI, most of which are memory safety problems, I do wonder if the end state here is actually "nothing is ever secure again" or just "memory safety is universal and now we need to start finding novel bugs again."

Sydney Sweeney reveals in an interview that she doesn’t care about the PHP vulnerability because she moved everything to Rust in 2024. “They said the rewrite would take six months. We’re on month 30. We haven’t shipped a feature since, but I’m having a very normal Wednesday.”

Rummaging around in grandma's basement and boy does that K-Mart ever make high quality products I tell you hwhut.

Wish someone would release patches for my vulnerabilities

holy smokes, conan strikes up a chat with a random lady on the subway and she immediately starts riffing on his level, no problem.

AWAKE COUSINS AWAKE

Broke: AI is going to revolutionize cybersecurity by discovering vulnerabilities at record pace. Woke: I CAN ONLY COUNT TO FOUR.

The first Steam Game Festival was originally targeted at making E3 demos accessible to everyone. By the nature of that concept it was heavily curated. When Steam Next Fest evolved into "anyone with a demo is invited," it made the whole thing nearly worthless, and AI has only compounded the problem.

Eating a bowl of dry Raisin Bran and realizing I will never beat the "spiritually 80" allegations.

Do you figure coconuts enjoy their life hanging over beaches? Or do they just sit there utterly terrified of the fall that could come for them any day now?

You're telling me this entire trans orchestra is Siberian???

I think my funniest quality is my ability to instantly find the least efficient possible solution to a problem I'm having and, when the stakes are sufficiently low, decide "fuck it, this'll work" and barrel ahead anyways.

Reading a paragraph and feeling like I'm illiterate but it's really just that every third word is misspelled in such a way that it becomes a different word lol.

An appropriately thoughtful writeup I think. Very sad to see it go this way though.

Presented without context. Mostly because the context isn't helpful in the slightest.

I use OneDrive exclusively as an "I need to send someone a very large file" service because I have 30gb free from owning a Surface many moons ago. And I just managed to land at exactly 0.00GB free which is insanely satisfying.

happy sickos day to all who celebrate

Rockstar Announces ‘GTA VI’ Soundtrack Contains 10,000 Songs By Randy Newman https://theonion.com/rockstar-announces-gta-vi-soundtrack-contains-10000-songs-by-randy-newman/

Always a good feeling to be working through something and you're not quite sure how it's all going to fit together until suddenly you very much are. Like hell yeah, *now* we're going places.

Remind me how the hell we allowed Nintendo to get away with recording a hundred or so of the best songs ever written and then confining them to the mind-numbingly boring open world section of Mario Kart World?

guys that cloudflare chart is about automated content crawling not social media bots, Yandex is an indexing site, when one of its DCs go down they do less crawling of the web. please learn to read.

There are some neighbor kids who have recently discovered the wonders of "very loud vehicle we can drive up and down the road" and wow, that fits in really nicely with the other neighbors' "country music we can blast at 110% volume" and "guns we can fire off repeatedly in the backyard."

Bethany wore a “Protect The Dolls” t-shirt during rehearsals. The BBC posted it on their socials then quietly deleted and reposted it without showing her from the front. On TV last night they actually blurred the message #Strictly

Everyone is an idiot theory remains unbeaten.

i got so many people calling this tweet fakeposting back when i made it but since this is bluesky and things have less reach on here im just going to post the photo

Had a lovely day today, however it was topped off by learning that apparently being on the Steam Frame waitlist means waiting until at least 2027 so actually nevermind, terrible day lol.