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hey #gamedev people, anyone have small game engines you like? I like messing around with smaller programs like that so i wanted to see if you have any favorites! things outside of the popularity bubble of godot, gamemaker, rpgmaker, etc

Cure Peach 🍑

she's just happy to be there 😀👍

Increasingly Healthy Pope Asserts He Will Soon Be Strong Enough To Battle God https://theonion.com/increasingly-healthy-pope-asserts-he-will-soon-be-strong-enough-to-battle-god/

One of the benefits of working from home is that I can freely read the shit you people post out loud in order to verify that it makes as little sense as I think it does.

"Telling a story is not necessarily the goal of every TTRPG" is how you piss off casual players. "The Forge was wrong: even if telling a story IS a TTRPG's principal goal, the activities of play are not necessarily identical with the goals of play" is how you piss off people who blog about TTRPGs.

php don't know what it is don't care (i try to log on to umamusume but its servers are down for emergency maintenance) PHP is a general-purpose scripting language geared towards web development.[11] It was created by Danish-Canadian programmer Rasmus Lerdorf in 1993 and released in 1995.[12][13] The

trying the new engineer #ror2 primary and wow this sucks. im gonna be sticking with my grenades thanks

waiting for someone to make a platform fighter that brings back random tripping but puts it as an option with a slider that goes from 0% (never happens, perfect for competition!) to 100% (no running near the pool, dumbass)

God, grant me the serenity to bomb the patterns I cannot dodge, the courage to dodge the patterns I can, and the wisdom to tell the difference.

Huh not that bad actually

@realfollowers.bsky.social

Bunlith The Witch Upstairs episode 3 spoilers idea by Sena, original comic by Nick Vost #bunlith #thewitchupstairs

@minjilee.bsky.social #nothingplay

who saw it coming that uninspired shovelware about cleaning up rooms or needles in haystack could easily be done by autocomplete in under a day

Every Game Needs Systems

the cool thing about really basic fundamental stuff like "contact damage" is it's less a 'mechanic' in the modern sense and more an ideological lynchpin for the entire game. it's like talking about adding or removing auto-scrolling from a 2D shooter- two different genres emerge

{100x100, 50, 0.05, "atomized"} #cgol #Conway'sGameOfLife

Words to live by

That's Me by Louie Zong

making my new video game genre "goodlikes" that uses the mechanics of good games

queuing is such a vile word. what a vowel hog

Hey bud how’s it goin [z targeting reticle appears over your face and I start circle strafing] don’t worry about that

flying cars are funny looking at where i live because under no circumstances should the average american be allowed to fly a micro plane. 2 million tiny 9/11s

#bitsyjam 100 starts today! itch.io/jam/bitsy-100

it's simple: everyone on earth should make at least one game in bitsy, twine, puzzlescript, zzt, rpgmaker 2k/3, and pico-8. all of them have robust tooling, smart creative constraints, browser exports, and lively communities.

I always think Valve can't possibly outdo themselves but Solomon is the coolest character Valve has ever made and it ain't close.

system alert

thank god for trainwrecks. otherwise we would have never gotten the idea for trains

Really enjoying the contrast in feedback I'm seeing on "Eat God" between folks who are accustomed to comedy RPGs being one-page bits of fluff finding it absurdly rules-heavy and folks whose main point of reference on tabletop RPGs is tactical skirmish sims considering it basically freeform.

perhaps a few amongst my followers have wondered something to the effect of "huh, I wonder why Mimi made her Zelda hispanic" that is because I am hispanic thank you for coming to my TED talk

ok its done what do i win #zelda #princesszelda #tloz

"making black hairstyles in 3d is harrrrrd" skill issue. And I'm not even that good at it, I'm literally winging this

this is true, I tested it myself

I'm never gonna get over the fact that the most popular bluesky labeler for which programming languages you like/use doesn't include C as an option.

Obsessing over the hypothetical scenario where I might miss a flick headshot due to bad polling while missing 100% of my headshots due to bad aim

very much enjoying that loading up a website with the trans flag with my dark mode extension makes it the shadow the hedgehog trans flag

Version 2.0 of Have You Been a Good Girl, my trans/saphhic/SCI-FI Extraction Shooter that lives in your DM's, is now available. Paid version has more GIRLs and detailed examples of play. Basic-B version has multiplayer rules and build-a-girl rules too. Free forever. notwriting.itch.io/hybagg

chud shield, doll sword, gooner bow. make your choice

Told a Gen Z girl I love her and she said '#winning'

hitting you with my aroace beam