Zach Hurst

It’s pirate weekend at the Renn Faire, so…

Remember everyone, we use diplomacy and tact. Charm, if necessary. Passion fights, but reason--wait, what did that guy say?! LET ME AT 'IM! It’s Thin Ice! wimdpod.com/episodes/thi...

“You snooze, you lose.” Buddy, I never feel more like a winner than when I’m in bed.

How much do you think we can pay the Ghost of Christmas Future to drag his ass to 3082 and just leave him there?

Look at these dumpy little robots with their silly little faces and their army of... BEES?! No, not the bees! NOT THE BEEEEEEES! It’s Smile! wimdpod.com/episodes/smile

When God gives you lemons, you FIND A NEW GOD!

We've got puddle troubles, a nervous Dalek, and a girl that's also a jukebox hero. It's time to watch The Pilot (not the pilot)! wimdpod.com/episodes/the...

I HAVE A JOKE FOR YOU

getting mad at the pope for not thinking the chatbot has a soul is easily the funniest thing I've read all week

Realizing the next Republican primary is likely to be JD vs Tucker vs DeSantis, and I genuinely think I’ll have difficulty telling them apart.

I understand that the sailor is drunk when he shouldn’t be, but why do I have to get up early in the morning to deal with it? Why am I being punished by Helmsman Henry likes Heineken too much?

It’s Julie Andrew’s birthday tomorrow, so when you see her trending, remain calm.

I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you.

Look, up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's... Justin Chatwin? It’s The Return of Doctor Mysterio! wimdpod.com/episodes/the...

I was gonna buy some of this stock, but they said you bought all of it already. finance.yahoo.com/quote/GAYMF/

So we're supposed to believe birds are real but the AI tracking cameras are literally called Flock? Hmmmmm

Doors will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.

LA is crazy, like what do you mean you live in the Funko Apopment?

Class! What happens in it? Does anyone know? Is it even real? Only one way to find out! It’s our finale of the Summer of Spinoffs with Class! wimdpod.com/episodes/class

He’s alive and… well…

Mitch McConnell still couldn’t make it into work today due to a scheduling conflict with a race against a hare.

There’s so much cartoon logic in Coyote v. Acme, yet the most believable thing is that a 94 year old gun nut like Elmer Fudd is in the U.S. Senate.

This is the face a toddler gives you when they shat their diaper.

“And Tiny Tim… who DESERVED to die…”

If Death wanted to take a fake blonde, a Home Alone 2 actor, and a Predator this week, there was a much faster way to do it.

Frankly, I don’t blame Tim. I don’t want to live in a world without Dolly either.

I just hope she took Jolene with her.

Same here, baby. Same.

A Doctor Who podcast? Who would listen to that?

It’s been too long since the pyorple have had a number 1 jam.

What is Torchwood? Who is killing the Welsh? And is that alien really named Todd? We look at Torchwood in our Summer of Spin-Offs! wimdpod.com/episodes/tor...

I’m so glad someone at Marvel Studios realized Professor X is not British, he’s from New York. It’s not “To me, my X-Men.” it’s, “Eyyyy, X-Men, get da fuck ova here already!”

I often wonder if “living in a world of fools” is the only problem The Bee Gees share with Doctor Doom.

R'uh r'oh r'everybody, the Pagan cults are trying to steal Christmas again! It’s K-9 and Company! wimdpod.com/episodes/k-9...

Is the opposite of a landlord a mermaid?

In fairness, I am always thinking the same thing around any dog, and that thought is “Dog! Dog! Dog! Dog! Dog! Dog!”

and Johnny Depp, whose career was NOT revived

One of us believes in a thing called love. The other believes in a thing called hate. You may listen to the rhythm of one heart.

Dante’s Inferno is such a wild thing to exist. Some guy named Dante wrote bible fanfiction that accidentally altered the mental image of the afterlife for something like a billion people.

Local plumbers two steps ahead of every university administrator in america 👏