TestZero

TestZero

@testzero.bsky.social

Writer, Artist, Comedian, Gamedev, Exaggerator, and absolutely spectacular at all of them. Original memes are tagged with #TZOC

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HA. Fuck you.

Cheap Ass Gamer@cheapassgamer.com

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"Cause serious wounds" is such a barbaric sounding spell it's not like, "fireball" or "lightning bolt" it's just an unspecific "cause wounds" "I don't care how you do it, just injure this guy."

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since California ballots are now out: prop 40 is the billionaire tax, and you should vote yes to stick it to them but both props 41 and 42 are designed to retroactively cancel the billionaire tax because they’re afraid they can’t beat it at the ballot box yes on 40, no on 41 and 42

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Also: NO TRAITORS NO PATHOLOGICAL LIARS NO CONVICTED FELONS NO ADJUDICATED RAPISTS NO PEDOPHILES NO RUSSIAN ASSETS NO ORANGE ATROCITIES NO EPSTEIN/MUSK BUDDIES NO PUTIN PUPPETS NO MAKEUP-WEARING MAN-BABIES NO BLOWHARDS WITH ZERO SELF-AWARENESS BRONZED BRAGGARTS and NO ARROGANT A-HOLES

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Attn: CA Voters! (And no matter what the billionaires say, it's completely fair to ask them to PAY THEIR SHARE.)

Went on vacation last week. I used AirBNB to book a Marie Condo. It was nice, but midnight on the day you're supposed to check out, they chuck all your stuff in a pile on the lawn.

Okay, we all know there's a special place in hell for folks who stop the microwave at 0:01 and don't clear it, but I want to know WTF is going on when they stop at like 6:43 or some shit. Did you just severely overestimate how much time you needed for your tea? Or did you think the clock was wrong?

Bruh, this looks awesome.

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There's definitely something here. The idea of a reader believing they're more competent than the main character of the book they're reading and being corrupted by the villain because of it, but man is it clunky.

The sequel is certainly much more ambitious than the first movie, and has some more interesting fantasy concepts, but it SO does not work as a whole.

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Fantasia seems to know that other fantasy worlds exist, but is it the only one that's affected by The Emptiness? They do specifically namedrop stories like Tarzan, 10,000 Leagues, and Lord of the Rings. Are they also subject to the "we stop existing if people stop reading" clause?

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That was a perfectly acceptable movie. Very compact and concise, but a bit heavy handed with the "video games and comic books ruin imagination" attack. And it feels like there's no real resolution to the stuff with his dad or the bookstore owner where there absolutely could have been.

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Actually, this movie gives me crazy Dark Souls vibes in the visuals. I would not be surprised if Miyazaki drew inspiration from it.

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You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink because your horse won't drink and if it won't drink then it's no horse of mine

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You should be asking why Rockstar gets to do this and doesn't run into any issues with payment processors, while the rest of anyone drawing or writing "explicit content" on any platform have so much trouble getting paid

IGN@ign.com

GTA 6 has received a rating of PEGI 18, revealing mentions of "decapitation," the ability for players to snort cocaine at any time, "scenes of sexual fetishes," and much more.

Val is absolutely the kind of person who sees the movie title Inglourious Basterds and goes "Ohhh, they misspelled bastards, haha. Typo!"

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Ai has ruined all my favorite stock photo websites. Even when you filter to exclude it half of whats left looks suss and every time I change the keywords it switches it back on 😑

Sonic the Hedgehog Top Golf really captures the essence of the series, where you do one minor input and the scripted events and bumpers take care of everything else.

So, just out of curiosity, how many of you would be fired if you didn't show up for work for 3 months?

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There are a lot of people who think their parents got their brains destroyed by Fox News, but somehow they’re not getting their brains destroyed by staying on Twitter.