Mike

Mike

@teebonemike.bsky.social

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Replying to @karlbode.com

Musk's "flying car," in case there's any doubt, will never actually see any sort of meaningful commercial launch and exists entirely as stock-fluffing propaganda aimed at the U.S. tech media's unlimited supply of credulous dopes

Because we won’t bend the knee…and we wear it like a badge of honour.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump on Canada: "They have been one of the worst countries in the entire world"

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Just a gaping black hole of endless narcissism and neediness.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump pays tribute to Medal of Honor recipients: "The thing I really want is I want is, myself, a congressional Medal of Honor. And I've studied it. I'd give it to myself, I'd have no problem, but I'm not allowed to."

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Incredible. We built a machine that can move faster than a human. Truly a watershed moment in our development as a species. This is a post about the invention of the bicycle in 1817. Also here’s a stupid robot running fast and falling down.

NBC News@nbcnews.com

A Chinese humanoid robot outran Usain Bolt’s 100-meter sprint world record on the opening day of the World Humanoid Robot Games in Beijing, posting a time of 9.39 seconds — 0.19 faster than Bolt’s pace in 2009.

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• a list of all of the supposed trade demands the US made to Canada goes viral with 900 shares • the list gets tracked back to the original source • turns out it's just an AI-hallucinated summary of a bunch of media rumours God damnit guys

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I repeat: This guy had the money to live anywhere in the world he wanted. He chose to spend the first 73 years of his life in Manhattan before finally fleeing to a jurisdiction more likely to let him get away with crimes.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump: "You see it in the blue states run by Democrats -- everything is filthy dirty all the time. The cities stink The sidewalks are loaded w/horrible stuff. I don't want to use the term bc my wife hates it. She hates it when I imitate no men in women's sports, when I do the weightlifter."

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Congrats to Spain on winning the World Cup! Trump cut off trade to Spain a few weeks ago. He also gave $20 billion to his fascist buddy Javier Millei who runs Argentina. Everything he touches turns to crap.

Porkys.

Patrick Klepek@patrickklepek.bsky.social

Do you remember what *your* first R-rated movie was? I finally asked my mom (I couldn't remember), and she told me it was The Lost Boys when I was roughly the same age as my daughter (about 9). The movie traumatized her more than it did me, apparently

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We need to stop with the idea that separatists have “valid” grievances and need to be understood or have concessions made to them. They are simply looking to blame immigrants and/or national government for not having the lives they thought they would have.

draglikepull@draglikepull.bsky.social

The idea of offering concessions to the separatists is silly. There's no need. Alberta isn't going to separate, because most Albertans don't want it to. The separatists are just bullies trying to strong-arm their way to getting policies they can't win at the ballot box.

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it's pretty on the nose for modern american life that a company that doesn't really do anything at all is on track to be the biggest company in america

FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social

SPACEX OVERTAKES MICROSOFT TO BECOME THE FOURTH BIGGEST COMPANY BY MARKET VALUE

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Mitch Marner in games 4-6 of the Cup finals: 0G, 1A, minus-5 (worst on the team) Took a while, but the real Marner showed up when it truly mattered. You love to see it

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Hard to believe this is from a guy who inherited $413 million from his father only to declare bankruptcy 6 times before convincing an NBC producer to bail him out by creating a fictional show that he was a successful businessman.

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I am sure of two things: 1. they will tell the game 3 crowd not to boo trump 2. the crowd has been waiting for decades and will do whatever the fuck it wants new york city, for one night and one night only this massachusetts native is prepared to hand it to you do what you were made to do

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Something about sitting down to make an AI image of Trump surrounded by muscled up men cheerleading, idk, seems kinda gay.

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Massie voted straight GOP the vast majority of the time. His only real break with Trump was over the Epstein files. Kentucky voters rejected the guy who wanted to expose the truth about a sex offender because Trump told them to. Think about what that means.

Sahil Kapur@sahilkapur.bsky.social

Rep. Thomas Massie, R-Ky., has lost his primary. Trump-backed challenger Ed Gallrein wins in KY04, @nbcnews.com projects.

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Canadians this is your reminder to DO THE CENSUS because if you don't do the census you don't EXIST and if you die in Statistics Canada you die in REAL LIFE

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Never, in a million years, could you guess who it is. I want you to guess in the replies before watching it, but DO NOT SPOIL IT.

Jomboy Media (Unofficial)@jomboymedia-mirror.bsky.social

Nothing can prepare you for who's singing this National Anthem (via lpaulfranklin / TT)

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Happy to be wrong if Chayka rips off a string of good trades or signings, but until then I think a snake oil salesman basically just hired another snake oil salesman and this team is multiple layers of cooked

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at the risk of being indelicate... a motorcycle cop crashed his motorcycle on the highway into a barrier and died... and we're getting headlines like "Officer killed in the line of duty" and quotes like "He sacrificed his life to protect this province"... it's just all a bit, ah...

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Even by Poilievre's standards this is just an absurd misrepresentation of reality. Carney left the Bank of England in early 2020. Inflation didn't take off in the UK until mid-2021 -- the same as every other economy on earth.

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All they have is the oil, the land above it, the waterway down which it must float, a country full of people who hate the U.S. for all the times we have done exactly what we're doing now, and an opponent who is among the dumbest people ever to walk the earth.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump: "I predict they come back and give us everything we want. And I told my people, 'I want everything. I don't want 90%, I don't 95%.' I told them, 'I want everything.' They have no cards."

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We’ve indulged them in this nonsense for too long. America joined WWII to save itself after Japan and Germany eventually became a direct threat and having chickened out of the fighting for two years. We have absolutely nothing to be grateful for.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Rick Scott: "Europe would all be speaking German if it wasn't for the American service members and what we did to save their butts in the second world war. For them to not support what we're doing in Iran is foolish. So NATO is gonna have to change."

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Millions of American voters wanted to be villains. They came to believe it’s the key to success, while goodness is weak, woke, loser stuff, done only to signal. Offered the option of unvarnished villainy, they enthusiastically took it. Seeing others suffer more made them feel big. And here we are.

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After the White House complained about an unflattering photo of Karoline Leavitt, it was removed from AFP and Getty’s systems. This is the photo in question. Please do not repost it. 👇