Would you miss it?

“Job creators”

About to rearrange some guts (carve pumpkins)

The line for me was when the flock cameras went up overnight in my tiny mountain community. Why the fuck am I being tracked on my way to work and home?

Get his ass.

In 1983 they made a movie that was called Octopussy.

Historical monument or not, I’m good with the Eagles Nest becoming a Stonehenge ruin.

The good thing about nothing mattering anymore is we can rip up these pardons because they aren’t worth the paper they’re printed on.

The downfall, if I live to see it or not will be “epic”

Reminded of how tv news looped the images of the military equipment the Biden administration deliberately left behind in Afghanistan for weeks after the withdrawal as if they represented a huge scandal

Dodgers are having a tough time getting 90 feet from third to home because the city is so unfriendly to pedestrians 😞

If stuffed in a locker was a person.

Al Michaels animatronic at Spirit Halloween when?

It’s a new reason every goddamn day. But this one is high on the list of the worst offenses. Dem leadership could literally pick from a hat of 1000 scraps of paper and convict in a normal Congress.

we literally had no snow pack in Colorado this year. The reservoirs that feed the Colorado River are empty.

Saw your best friends earlier

I don't think I've made this point on this platform before it's no coincidence IMO that so much fash faux nostalgia AI slop is indistinguishable from the most gonzo dystopian "what the whole hep world would be doing Saturday night if the Nazis had won the war, this is the sixth Reich" parodies, IE:

Always be impeaching. ALWAYS be impeaching.

This really made me laugh

I’m not a conspiracy guy. Aliens probably haven‘t visited us. Oswald may have had help but he was the shooter. 9/11 wasn’t an inside job. But I truly wonder how much help big Donny had in 24’. Biden fucked the football hard but man..

Of all the people that are in over their heads in this administration. Marco is the most. if youd asked him 10 years ago if he’d be up for war criminal of the year at The Hague in 26’ he’d never believe it. Even Cruz, ferret that he is, knew not to dirty his hands like this.

Did this place just…die? I see nothing but tumbleweeds.

The precious juice

This right here. The worse he feels the dumber things get. Like, I could see this week he declares Florida its own country and that he can both be King of Florida and President of the other 49. just for funsies.

Friend: why are you so down? You must be Low T. I feel great at 1000. Quiet me: Bro, you do loads of ecstasy and ketamine.

How do ADs keep falling for this guy? I’m sure there’s a new awful parasite around the corner to lead your team.

Wayne Static voice: HE‘S A LOSER!

I think we should all take another look at Maximum Overdrive. In the 80s horror scene. It holds up. We owe King an apology. Stoned or not, he directed that bitch and it watches like it would read.

Is it me or does the star spangled banner just hit a tin ear now. I’m sure there’s a flock something or other monitoring this post.

Earth world 47. AOC has a wedding reception all picked up by Gazprov

We are quickly approaching the day that nobody will admit having a FJB sticker or red hat.

It’s the ”we’re just saying things“ administration.

Watching the Hawkeyes is like watching the Chicago Bears. You really love them and you can’t say why except maybe you had a shirt at 8 years old. But it’s just awful, awful football.

I think we’d be in a different place if Dubya had been charged at The Hague. Even if he never saw the dock.

This one is as good maybe better? Than the Bond villain Blofeld.

I think we’ve all had enough of Jake from State Farm

Yep. The part of the country I lived in was all.

The Polymarket commercial with Bron broke me on so many celebrities.

We can mourn what the last 25 years could have been. But man, why relive 9-11 all night on network tv? Everything has sucked in new and different ways since than and most of it was self inflicted.

This is the bit in Bruce Almighty where everyone prays to win the lotto and so he just gives it to them and they all win about a buck seventy five. Except big D has no intention of remembering this promise 90 seconds after he said it.

*World in free fall because of two tyrants and their manufactured wars* TNT: Lets make a miniseries about catching Saddam! Joe Sixpack: Oh come fucking on!

96’ I was thrown onstage by the front row (directed by my kid brother) with Dylan at the Five Flags Center in Dubuque. The man shook my hand and I stage dived off.

Musk is awful and evil but beside that point, what happened in El Salvador to make them the tech bro bitcoin kingdom?

Altruism isn’t celebrated in any board room. No, not that one either.

At its current standing, my 8th grade Social Studies curriculum would be considered woke.

See folks, this is bait.

I don’t wonder why nfl coaches opt for the hoody instead of the league preferred tight polo.