Stretch Cunningham

Living in America is like being locked in a windowless room with a chimp holding a hand grenade. Sure, I'm relieved when he gets distracted and throws his own poop instead of pulling the pin, but in the end I'm still locked in a room with him.

Part of Trump’s mass appeal (and of why he’s so dangerous) is that he really seems to share Joe Barstool’s worldview that there are no complex problems: Everything has a simple brute solution, which previous leaders were somehow too stupid or weak to deploy.

Dear Lorne Michaels, apologize to and unban Rage Against the Machine and invite them to regroup and perform on SNL please.

#3E #EndImpunity #GoodVsEvil #JusticeForGood

hey, remember when Kamala Harris warned everyone that Trump would use the military on us, and the press was all "shut up, laughing lady, prove you worked at McDonald's"? that was fun, wasn't it

His team is generally aware of this, and it's why they double- and triple-down on "border," "crime control" and "immigration/deportation," as these things he has somewhat wider support on.

South Park nails another, lol

If Bluesky is the kind of echo chamber where I don’t have to see people laughing and cheering about immigrants being fed to alligators, I’m fine with that.

The more I think about it, the less I'm surprised this is happening in America. We have a sordid history of bigotry ("whites only" and "women can't vote" weren't *that* long ago). As demographics browned, it was only a matter of time before it erupted under the right circumstances of fire-spitters.

Sending thoughts and prayers tonight to Matt Yglesias, Jonathan Chait, Ritchie Torres, Charlie Kirk, Libs of TikTok, and many more.

An entire generation of people raised on memes and Fox News who are just completely unable to separate propaganda from reality. If there is a crisis, it’s epistemological. Fascists will try to bend reality to their ideology, but this always fails in the long run with tons of damage along the way.

White flight ☠️😂

It's like all the idiots and drunks who yell at the refs at their kid's game are now in charge.

So let me get this straight, we finally get an American pope, and some of the America first crowd is mad because he cares about the poor and immigrants. Am i missing something here?

Trump single-handedly keeps the Liberal Party as Canada’s leadership, lol.

Global trade news today and for the next few months

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States

Breaking News: Mark Carney, a banker, will replace Justin Trudeau as Canada’s Liberal Party leader and the country’s prime minister. The party chose him to take on President Trump amid a generational crisis in Canada’s relationship with the U.S. www.nytimes.com/2025/03/09/w...

#SNL cold open… here we go

#Ukraine #SaveOurSouls youtu.be/IoGa-AtDkqU?...

"Woke just means you give a damn about other people." - Jane Fonda

“Today, DEI has become the new N-word; the new rightwing abstraction deployed by Republicans to conceal their anti-Black racism.” My latest for the Guardian, in which I cite Lee Atwater, and bring lots of receipts. Sorry, but it has to be said:

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States

"They say 'we'll kill them off, take their land and go there for vacation'." www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KA9...

The Onion @theonion.com was off by just 2 years when they wrote this prophetic gem in 2020. theonion.com/report-this-...

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I’ll never get over that all of this was avoidable and our kids could’ve had a better future had voters just made the obviously rational choice in November. It’s water under the bridge now. But what the fuck, people.

From monumental legislative successes to steady leadership amid our nation’s greatest challenges, Joe Biden gave us 4 years of reunification, recovery, and revitalization. Trump will try to steal the credit, but it was Biden who delivered it for us. Thank you, President Biden.

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Jeff Bezos never wanted this cartoon to become public. He killed it, and as a result, pulitzer prize editorial cartoonist Ann Telnaes quit. Make sure everyone sees this cartoon.