Steve Umstead

In the past 36 hours: -USA Credit rating has dropped -Trump has threatened Springsteen, Swift, SCOTUS, and Walmart -Trump has rattled on about groceries -Tornadoes have devastated parts of the US no longer covered by NWS …and I’m supposed to care about Joe Biden’s mental acuity in 2023? GTFOH

Pope Flatbread VII Catchy actually…

Whenever I think we are living in the peak dumbest timeline, it turns dumber.

Throwing a military parade as a birthday present for dear leader is the sort of thing that ought to instinctively offend a patriot in a democracy.

Uh ...

Me looking at the carpenter bees arriving for the spring to chew holes in my deck:

The actual White House social media. What a timeline we're in. Entire libraries of history books will be filled with this era.

I see the "f*ck your feelings" crowd is back in force.

Honestly, can someone tell me if *I'm* the one who's wrong about tariffs? I don't understand how and why he keeps insisting that tariffs are being paid by other countries. This is Economics 101. We are not getting rich on tariffs, we (us little folk) are getting POORER.

Incredible, very unexpected!

Science does not work like this. The only way you can set a timeline is if you have rigged the results in advance.

Rewatching TRON: LEGACY. Real shame it got a bad rap/bad reception, because it F$%&ing rocks. And the Daft Punk soundtrack? *chef's kiss. #tron #tronlegacy

Howie Roseman says the #Eagles won't even scout players who have ever been violent with women: “I won’t even watch them. I don't even want to talk. I can't go 'He’s really good, he did it 10 years ago and he learned from it.” It just doesn't work for us." #FlyEaglesFly (🎥: The McShay Show)

We are literally being led by the dumbest people alive

AUTISM IS NOT AN EPIDEMIC, PEOPLE WITH AUTISM ARE NOT BROKEN

They just keep doing this out in the open.

Dear Leader

I introduced a bill to ban owning of individual stocks across all 3 branches. After what we saw over last few days, Americans deserve certainty that gov officials, Congress, others aren’t trying to profit from their jobs.

But Ackman said he was a genius?

Cult of personality watch. These are not the habits of a democratic movement.

For your enjoyment: here is Secretary of Education Linda McMahon talking about implementing AI in schools, but pronouncing it "A1," as in "A1 Steak Sauce" www.youtube.com/live/lxrg28z...

I'm calling for an investigation into whether President Trump manipulated the market to benefit his Wall Street donors—all while working people and small businesses paid the price. Did Trump help insiders cash in on his tariff flip-flopping? It sure looks like corruption.

imagine being this pathetic, servile and eager to gulp up the slop

Businesses don’t want to deal with a country that turns tariffs on and off like a light switch.

The tariff policy changes every ten minutes. What a joke. It’s nuclear grade incompetence that would be laughable except they’re ruining people’s lives for sport. Just shameful.

Hallelujah! Social Security Administration will NOT cut phone services because YOU used your voices. Thank YOU ALL! YOUR VOICES MAKE A DIFFERENCE. Please keep calling & make yourself heard! www.axios.com/2025/04/09/s...

Our country is a meme stock.

happy confederate surrender day to all

This explains the self-inflicted global economic collapse happening in a nutshell. A weak, insecure, stupid toddler wants people to bow to him. Large men, tears in their eyes, saying "Sir, thank you" is his evergreen fantasy. And we're suffering the consequences of 70+ million people indulging him.

Good morning. The United States now has the highest tariff rates in the world.

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

this whole thing is absolute manufactured chaos just to make the boy king feel important

JFC

DHS secretary Kristi Noem, wearing a $50,000 Rolex, talks about arresting dirtbags while aiming rifle muzzle dangerously close to ICE officer's head

[insert worst person you know meme]

“As long as the stasi can get you across the border before you can wrangle a lawyer you’re fucked” is a hell of an argument

Why is diarrhea medicine packaged that way, so it's impossible to open? By the time you get one out, you've shit yourself again.

I mean we are at the cusp, the singularity, of The Onion being real, accurate news. We are *so close*.

White House: we want reciprocal tariffs Vietnam: fine, let’s do zero percent White House: fuck you Absolute clown car administration

Hi. Books are incredibly important. Please let them be.

Don't be surprised if the "concessions" Donald Trump is looking for from foreign countries in exchange for dialing back tariffs are not "you need to buy more pork from American farmers" but "you need to lease another floor in Trump Tower for ten years."