Steve Elardo

🚨 My department is hiring a tenure track Assistant Professor in Remote Sensing!!! And we're very interested in getting great candidates in lunar and planetary science! Geological Science at UF has been a vibrant and supportive place to work! Come work with me! #PlanetSci 🧪🔭⚒️

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Amazing news!!!!

😳 WOMAN REPORTER: Do sexual abuse allegations mean nothing to you, sir? TRUMP: Wait. Wait! Wait wait wait. Slow down. Who are you with? REPORTER: NBC, sir. But they are very serious sex abuse allegations TRUMP: Quiet! Isn't she a fresh person? You're a horrible little reporter, aren't you?

JUST POSTED: Today at The NYT we are publishing a major investigation into how President Trump used his executive powers to expose millions of Americans to greater cancer risks. A six month-long investigation built on more than 10,000 pages of FOIA records. Read it www.nytimes.com/2026/10/24/c...

Driving through South Carolina, including some pretty rural areas, there are Annie Andrews signs EVERYWHERE. My wife is from SC so I’ve been there a fair bit. This is shocking. Some next to signs for conservative republicans. Typically you see no Dem signs. SC Senate is one I’ll be watching…

#PPOD: On October 22, 1975, the Soviet Union's Venera 9 spacecraft made history by transmitting the first photograph from another planet's surface. Landing on Venus at about 32° south latitude, the spacecraft survived for 53 minutes in crushing atmospheric pressure and temperatures. 🧪 🔭

Pretty hard to turn around the Titanic when you’re the iceberg

Love it!!! 🐊🌴🏖️☀️

Reminder!!! My department is hiring a Tenure Track Assistant Professor in Remote Sensing!!! Fantastic place to live and work!!! We’re very interested in awesome candidates in #planetaryscience Review starts Nov. 1st!!! 🔭🧪⚒️

so cheerful and inclusive!!!

Uh oh, did someone’s website and personal account experience a big drop in activity after Ukraine hit a Russian data center?

So we’re taking a QB first overall, right? #FinsUp #Dolphins

#FinsUp

Well, I made it to season 4 E10 of Ted Lasso before figuring out that Coach Beard’s last name is ACTUALLY Beard and not a nickname because of his beard

ah damn, RIP Margaret Hamilton. she took safety-critical software engineering seriously, and got people to the moon and back. news.mit.edu/2026/margare...

"By using AI, tasks like essays that used to take hours can be completed in minutes!" Sure, like how if I arrive at the gym and immediately go for a shower, my workout is done in record time. And if I throw my sandwiches straight in the bin, I can finish my lunch in under 10 seconds.

Big, if true

Counter-proposal to Sam Altman: Go fuck yourself www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

TODAY (Monday, Oct. 5) is the deadline for registering to vote for the midterms in: AMERICAN SAMOA ARIZONA ARKANSAS FLORIDA GEORGIA INDIANA KENTUCKY LOUISIANA — in-person, mail (10/13 online) MISSISSIPPI MONTANA — mail (11/3 in-person) OHIO SOUTH CAROLINA — mail TENNESSEE TEXAS npr.org/vote

For some reason I’m getting Texas political ads during the Dolphins-Vikings game and the Ken Paxton ads are f’ing disgusting

Ooofff, this is tough. But here’s my 9 that I came up with this morning* *Different morning could be slight different list

France consistently puts our protest game to shame and it’s embarrassing

Okay, Dems. Let’s not get cocky.

not that you should expect anything more than rank idiocy from this pair of racists, but the idea that whiteness means a "high trust" society of "social cohesion" is some of the stupidest shit i have ever heard. these people live in a fantasy land that you could dispel by simply opening a book.

With the hard R

I love living in a country where a politician can sign a law banning the health care I need to live and be greeted as a hero of comity and good sense

hahahahaha classic

They quoted me in this New Yorker piece about AI today. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...

Four days ago, a scientist was surprised by the news that Anthropic discovered new virus genes for making DNA. He says he’s been studying them for years—and feeding his data to Anthropic’s AI as part of his own research. Coincidence? Here’s my story. nyti.ms/3VSWayc

bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers

About sums it up!

Got to meet my favorite author tonight, Emily St. John Mandel (@emilymandel.bsky.social), after she took part in a great conversation with Lauren Groff (@legroff.bsky.social)! Mandel’s are the novels I go back to again and again. Looking forward to reading my signed copy of her latest, Exit Party!

Not sure if the #Dolphins will keep this up in the second half, but despite some continuing young team issues, they’ve shown a lot of improvement in a bunch of areas over the first two weeks in the first 30 against the Chiefs. Promising. #FinsUp

Don’t worry, we remember. Jolly/Graham 2026!!!

I’m old enough to remember Pat White who was similar size and playing style, and on the last play of Pat White’s very short career I thought I saw a man die on the football field. So naw dawg. Drafting Trinidad would be Trinibad

Dan Campbell was so red during that sideline interview he looked like a reverse Violet Beauregard. It’s like he went into the football chocolate factory, but instead of treats everything was just a fucking holding penalty. #nfl #lions #tnf

Barenaked Ladies sound f’ing awful #Bills #TNF