Forth Sterling

When I call friends "bro" it's actually short for "Muslim Brotherhood"

What's up,

Can we retire this phrase please? The fact is yes, its not hard to imagine a rotting empire have a dickless Military head pick oh lets see... an oldguard sycophant, a drug addled plutocratic buffoon, and nephew steve with some cool ideas for next quarter, lead the way into the next military failure

Please go back to facebook

The President of the United States is a rapist and traitor.

mmygod

every other week on here its "hasan says something objectively true in a tone of voice that makes people upsetti" grow up

Nobody believes you that you dislike Piker for any reason other than he is correct about Israel, correct about US empire, and correct about the shitty geriatric democrats who do nothing. You are lying.

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

Me at the end of a shift: Tired, pissed, body hurts. Me when I see a dog: Oh dassa gud dawg.

"Online leftists don't have jobs" excuse you? I'm literally posting instead of doing mine right now

When will it stop??? Find out when a new episode of The Haggerty Show dares to air, next Thursday.

Amazing that when mainstream Democrats lose to Republicans - who peddle lies, sow fear & weaponize social media - lesson is Dems must change their policy priorities & messages but when mainstream Dems lose to socialists lesson is waaahhhhh no fair.

Mamdani: If the NYC apartment you keep solely for bi-yearly affairs with your mistress costs over 5 million dollars, you gotta pay more tax NYPD officer who’s been on disability since 2006 because he stomped too hard on a lady during an arrest and fucked up his ankle: This is a travesty

they're trying to be coy about salivating over the prospect of raping women, they'll contest that but if pushed to explain, that's exactly what they would describe. forced pregnancy of any kind, by a man or by the state, is gender-based violence

This country is really gonna be ripped apart by some dork named donald

Josh Allen's pissed the ball isn't in his hands to choke on the last play. Guys a real competitor.

amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders

Just once I’d like an athlete to say “hail Satan” at the beginning of a post game interview, is that too much to ask

you can’t prevent a kid from pretending to be charizard on the playground but its stupid to structure society around the assumption he can actually breathe fire.

Centrism is the belief that society achieved perfection around the same time as you became a homeowner

This is an excellent way to deal with journalists who echo right wing propaganda with bullshit questions like this!

Saved you a click: it's performing the charade of life in a spiritual wasteland

OpenAI pitches, in order: 1) It's the beginning of a new age for mankind 2) It will replace human thought 3) You can make cool videos with it 4) You can pretend it's your girlfriend 5) Submit to the Master while you can

All I see is this leading to ICE agents executing "drug dealers" in the streets.

notice the general mood of the timeline? how everyone is in a good mood and there’s a lot less misery and dooming? how there’s a lot of “we’re going to beat these assholes”? anyway that’s why these events are important

Should be autoreply to 99% of posts on tw*tter. Hell, all of social media.

Whether you like it or not, this is our painful truth in America.

I remember when the "Texas threatens to secede" was a yearly news story.

I dont want Tilly Norwood I want Jennifer Tilly in Liar Liar

Dude wants to be Kissinger so bad.

He wants to dictate what the press can say. What a university can teach. Whom a company can employ. And to whom the law shall apply. He who wants all this is not a president, But strives to be a dictator. And all who succumb are not citizens, But subjects.

"It's an all white night at Penn State!" yeah, I've met enough Penn State alumni, you don't need explain it to me.

This is the solution to the Paradox of Tolerance: It's a contract, not a rule. If you break the terms of the contract, it no longer applies to you. If you won't be tolerant, you don't get to be tolerated.

the philadelphia eagles are blessed by the angels and graced by the light of heaven. i'm sorry if this offends you but it is demonstrably true

If Eminem isn't working on a remix of "without me" for Kimmel I'm gonna be really disappointed.

His people HAVE to be working on a lawsuit, no way he would just roll over, right?

Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.

Exactly this