Stephen Perrin

Born with a moustache and a supernova Tossed off the cliffs of Dover Washed up on a faraway shore In the arms of the daughter of the buffalo.

Albion out of the #WomensFACup at the first hurdle. Notts County put everyone behind the ball, nicked a sloppy penalty and we lacked the urgency or invention to break them down. Back to the league against Boldmere on Wednesday. Big reaction demanded. #WBA

Just checking the weather

Another par 4 nailed at the first go. Bandle #1530 1/6 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ Found: 26/30 (86.7%) Current Streak: 2 (max 15) #Bandle

Further justification for switching my account a couple of weeks ago. They can fuck right off.

Finally the Bank of England has given us low interest rates x

Brilliant 2-0 win away at Norwich for Albion Women to go 10 in a row. Riya Mannu scored a goal of the season contender and of course you hear my stupid croaky voice doing a Gerald Sinstadt in the highlights. Just as well the game was next to an airport because we're flying at the moment. #WBA #FAWNL

Looks like he's indulging the manosphere these days. Never had a problem with his view on poppy season but the bloke's a prick.

I went to watch the planes land and a football match broke out. Flightradar24 links in the alt text if you're interested.

Scruffy's doing a pre-listening party for the new Iommi album. Sod that for eight quid a pint and lurking in a corner awkwardly on my own.

Somebody got to live out the good guy with a gun fantasy, so of course we're gonna Need More Guns.

Nine days as an office junior at a shitty accountancy firm in Cradley Heath when I was 17. I was in over my head and got let go but the owner was an arrogant prick.

Heartbreaking: The worst person you know just made a great point.

"Zacharia... argued that the conservative Daily Mail, one of only three outlets she took questions from, was “not known to be a conservative outlet”." Eh? Are we talking about a different Daily Mail I haven't heard of, one that goes to another school?

If I was a betting person I'd have a tenner on Dianne van Giersbergen or Zora Cock to join Nightwish.

Haha fuck off Hollywood. We are Albion. #WBA

Those evil clowns are becoming feral.

#WBA #FAWNL

Evening. Big 3-1 win for Albion Women against Loughborough Lightning to go nine in a row and second in the league.

Ah well. We had a good start. Now the deficiencies are starting to make themselves obvious. We'll be OK but it's going to be a grind. #WBA

I don't know why anyone's been complaining about lack of football during the international break. I've seen #WBA play five and win five since the menz team played the dogheads.

Violence isn't only physically attacking someone. Violence is any kind of aggression or misuse of power over another vulnerable individual which injures or causes imminent fear of injury. I'm a victim and witness to all three while cycling. I think Tom understands the topic better than Emmett here.

What a career. 57 years is a along time to do anything, never mind being the backbone of a band like Judas Priest. At least Ian Hill can spend more time up the Albion now. Forged in the Black Country. \m/ blabbermouth.net/news/judas-p...

DOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of Entertainment https://theonion.com/doj-to-bring-back-firing-squad-as-means-of-entertainment/

'Woke' is a word dickheads use to describe progressive ideas they don't understand. I'm not sure what's 'woke' about a car that wouldn't look out of place in 1990s Batman cartoons. I mean, it's shit but let's be sensible.

I hope they call it Apple Grumble.

I utterly loathed school photos day. If I was ever cursed with a... child, they'd be given my permission to refuse to have any photo taken, anywhere and even by me, and there'd be hell to pay if they were forced to have it done against their wishes.

Those festival long drops are getting a bit fancy.

He opened my junior school's refurbished library in the 90s. Reckon that was quietly dropped after he went to prison. Nobody really knew who he was anyway.

Albion Women at home against Tier 4 Notts County in the FA Cup First Round Proper. Should be a routine one for us. #WBA #WomensFACup

The panel decided that nobody does it better

Evening. A dominant 3-0 away win for Albion Women at Derby to go third in the league and 7 in a row in all competitions. #WBA #FAWNL

Social media has been rotting for over a decade yet it has enabled nearly all of my offline friendships. I've met all but two of my Facebook connections. Those I knew from the IRC days. It's fine making a show of deleting your accounts and demanding others do the same – some people rely on them.

The correct answer to Newport is a tactical nuke at the top of the Corpa but there's a lot of nice countryside as you get out of town on the Nash Road. You've got the sea wall at Goldcliff and the nearby Wetlands. The relief road either cuts them off or wipes them out.

Disappointed by Albion Facebook's lack of horse jokes on Neil Clement's birthday. It wasn't a day at the races to play against Clem. He wasn't one to lay down when it mattered. #WBA

I spent an inordinate amount of time creating my Regulatory Litigation spell so the least you can do is enjoy it. The incantation is engraved on the Star of Asterisk. Mansour, Book-cooking, One-fourteen charges proved. Mansour, Book-cooking, One-fourteen charges proved... #MCFC

Albion Women away to Norton & Stockton Ancients in the next round of the #FAWNL Cup. Looking like the end of a thereabouts 60-game run for me. Don't want to drive all that way for a cup game unless I can get something else into the journey. Watch us win 8-0 now. #WBA

Iran are dogging?

Call them the Stars of Asterisk.

Another one in one just from having played it a couple of dozen times in the pub. Bandle #1505 1/6 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ Found: 5/5 (100%) Current Streak: 5 (max 5) #Bandle

Edit; sham audit! Is a perfect anagram of: Etihad Stadium

Let this be your introduction to Blind Guardian.

Why not share the load equally?

Evening. A 2-0 win against Sporting Khalsa this afternoon gave Albion the points and first place in Group N of the #FAWNL Cup. Should have been a bigger score but Khalsa made it difficult to break them down and their keeper played a blinder, including a penalty save. #WBA

Stealth tax or holiday discount? Loving the entitlement here. You're more than welcome to defend a criminal prosecution instead.