Stately MC

The only thing we can possibly learn from this statement is that the Mississippi AG is illegitimate

It's very brave of Pete Hegseth to be so open about his ongoing struggles with low testosterone the past few years

Any of my peeps know somebody in FPC Bryan? Cuz I'd really like Liz to see this

In this picture: The individual the voting populace of the United States of America elected president and his pet ferret.

Liberty. 1776-2026. RIP

The federal government thinks it would be nice to have some help. You know what, James Bowman? It sure would be nice to have some help. That's literally the only reason we have government, but you wouldn't know it listening to these self-centered performocrats www.cnbc.com/2026/09/03/v...

Carrying her own bag

That fucker can't even aspire to mediocrity

Only people who get more time off then Mitch are dead www.newsweek.com/mitch-mcconn...

“House Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries announced his opposition to Medicare for All on the same day a CBS News poll found 90 percent of Democratic voters support the idea—and 72 hours after a Yale University study showed the program would save 114,000 American lives and $1 trillion every year.”

Noun + Verb + Blame Joe Biden

“They’re MAGA but they’re good people.” Nope, not a thing.

ICE desperately wants you not to care about this story But we must. The killing of Lorenzo Salgado Araujo, a Mexican national striving for his American Dream, is a moral outrage, and a warning. ICE hopes you won't notice that mass deportation is back My new column www.inquirer.com/opinion/ice-...

This feels more like America 150

I think I have a solution for out little Iran problem. We should put a tarp over the strait of Hormuz.

This may come as a surprise to business idiots, but it turns out that a company with twenty billion in revenue and five billion in losses may not actually be worth a trillion dollars. finance.yahoo.com/markets/stoc...

TIL that my nana's kitchen in the 70's was American Flag Blue

We will fix it? Can we yes!

Why would Joe Biden do this?

I feel like this picture is worth at least 1,500 words

Thinking about switching back to hotbot

Usual

You were told that by propagandists and bots pretending to be grown adults.

Lose Kimmel and add Jon. And throw in Craigyferg. Now we're cookin'

'Concerns' is not the word I would have chosen. www.thedailybeast.com/trump-79-deb...

The entire reason we have civilization, and with it, government, is to band together to protect ourselves from the exact kind of people who now run the government. #weresodoomed #didntvoteforthis #didyou #endofempire #hashtag

Let’s all post it and see if they indict all of us.

Trump Claims Correspondents’ Dinner Shooting Reinforces Need To End Journalism https://theonion.com/trump-claims-correspondents-dinner-shooting-reinforces-need-to-end-journalism/

It’s profoundly ignorant to suggest that the Pope should be fighting crime on behalf of the Catholic Church. Anyone who was remotely familiar with Roman Catholicism would know that that’s what Daredevil is for

Trump is done. He needs to be removed from office. He’s compromised, unwell, and unfit. Call your Republican reps and tell them it’s time. He’s an albatross. Cut him loose.

NOW I get it!

Is there a Pulitzer for magazine covers?

This is beautiful, man

New Study Finds Alarmingly High Percentage of Gen Z Men Will Die Virgins www.comicsands.com/gen-z-men-se...

kind of crazy that if you have enough money and don't like what you see in the media, you can just buy up every film studio, news station, and social media app and change it

could a dying empire do THIS

Proof of life, I suppose.

Not the first time, won't be the last

Look, if you had a party scheduled at your house, and the pipes broke and the floor was covered in raw sewage, you’d tell your friends not to come over. In that spirit: world, skip the World Cup until we get this sewage worked out. And don’t be too sure about the Olympics.

Or, as Jay Dee likes to call it, a three-way

If you don't want to be shot to death by an officer of ICE, don't taunt them with incendiary rage-bait like, "That's fine dude, I'm not mad at you." Otherwise the three bullets in your face will be your own fault.

Learning from history is so woke.

Keep Circulating the Tapes

Blood for the Blood god

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